Hans X Skipper

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hans

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Kowalski1321 Oh my god, I just noticed how different Hans' feet look. I guess I never took the time before to look at either.

peacebaby7 @Kowalski1321: Hey, I never noticed either.

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POM FUN FACTS!

posted by RTE33

(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)

Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.

Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.

Private Thinks My Little parang buriko and Lunicorns Are Made sa pamamagitan ng Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made sa pamamagitan ng Mattel.

Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.

Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.

When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.

When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.

Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! Or Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.

THE END!

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Your ibong dagat Personality

posted by queenpalm

I'm Pagsulat this so you can find out wich ibong dagat you are most like. It is a multiple answer quiz. Good luck!

What is your paborito way to talk?

A. In one syllable words.
B. With a voice that makes you sound dominant.
C. Using big words that others don't understand.
D. With a phony accent.
E. Who cares!

What is your paborito subject in school?

A. Gym
B. History
C. Science and Math
D. Art
E. I like them all!

What is your hobby?

A. Playing with dolls.
B. Collecting little thimbles.
C. Doing science experiments.
D. Watching T.V.
E. I don't have a hobby.

What are you?

A. Only child.
B. Oldest child.
C. Middle child....

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Penguins on Facebook: Part One

posted by hotsnowsels

And so begins part two. Hope you enjoy!
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Private wrote on Skipper's wall: hi skipper! what time does defensive training start today?
4 minutos ago Like : Comment : Share

6 comments

Skipper Uh, couldn't you have just ASKED me that?
Private i did ask you just now.
Skipper I mean in real life. We're in the same room.
Private oh. i guess so. but its fun to write on walls!
Skipper *sigh*.... Defensive training starts at 1400 hours.
Private thanks skipper! :D

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Kowalski just read an article.
"Strange quarks" Some of the smallest...

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Where I Belong Chapter 1: Don't Leave Skippah

posted by legendary7

Note: This is the first chapter of my new fanfiction Where I Belong. I have already thought up the plot but not every detail. There's a twist and Private finds out Skippper had been hiding something from him.

Private felt completely alone. The unruly, brisk gusts of snow grew madami vigorous sa pamamagitan ng the minute. If only he had got his uncle to take him tahanan or stayed in the H.Q. To make matters worse neither Skipper, Kowalski, or Rico knew where he was. His life long scheme would end up in tradgedy. Struggling to substain from collapsing, started picturing the time he had spent with his cherished friends....

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The lucky coin. prologue

posted by andresandru

100 years ago....

"get him!" a uwak showted, as manny badgers and mga hayop ran against Mr. Linert and his puffin friend, Mr. Swarget.

They ran, carrying the most precious objects of that moment, they were in Russia, runnig in a cliff, the two birds knew that place like the palm of their hand, no one, except their friends, knew about the hundreds of tunels they had.

"come!" Swarget shouted, they slided and hit a secret tunel, they started running through it.

"you remember I'm claustrofobic right?" Linert said, making his way through the tube, hearing manny sounds, he looked back and he saw one of...

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My Recap of "Operation: Antarctica"

posted by JHNguyen93

Operation: Antarctica - After the Penguins thwarted Cecil and Brick's latest crime, Private discovers a young leopard selyo named Hunter, who's about to become prepackaged isda food. Having saved her, Private travels with Hunter back to Antarctica after Kowalski accidentally launches the both of them into the East River. It now becomes two missions: One to ensure Hunter's ligtas return to Antarctica and one to retrieve Private from the leopard seals. But will the Penguins succeed, or will they end up as hapunan for the village?

Well, only three of them almost ended up as dinner, but I digress.

Ever...

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Operation Time-warp

posted by Saracuda

The Penguins were training in the HQ. Kowalski however, was elsewhere. An explosion shook the whole zoo. The penguins hurried down the ladder..
"Fish & Chips!" Skipper shouted. The HQ was a mess. A soot-streaked Kowalski climbed out from under the rubble. He looked around and did a double take. "Skipper! Good golly! What a disaster!"
"Yeah. Shame that YOU caused it.." Skipper said, folding his flippers across his chest. He added, "-and not the first time as I recall."
Kowalski sighed, "Well, I guess I'll just go stash this invention then."
"What invention?" Private asked, receiving a slap from...

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Jake The hayop ng oter (A Skilene Story)

posted by RockOnPoM

Jake The hayop ng oter (Credit to Creator of Picture)

Jake The Otter (Credit to Creator of Picture)

One araw in the zoo, the penguins were in the lair, watching a movie.
"Skipper, why are we watching this again?" Private asked.
"It's a ibong dagat documentary. Just like last time. But a bit less gory...." Skipper answered.
"Oh penguins, we are in need of you're asisstance." sinabi a familiar chimp voice.
"What's up, chimps?" Skipper said.
"It seems that there is a temporary transfer to the Central Park Zoo with another Otter." explained Mason, while Phil used sign language.
"So, why do you need our help?" Asked Kowalski.
"Don't you remember what happened last time? With Ronda?" reminded Mason.
"Right.......

My Review of "Gut Instinct/I Know Why the Caged Bird Goes Insane"

posted by athanlao93

Gut Instinct: Every araw at the zoo, Gladys feeds the zoo mga hayop treats, much to Alice's displeasure. After Gladys slips and falls on a mangga pit that came from the lemur habitat, King Julien faces the wrath of the zoo animals. But Skipper's gut has a different say (literally) on this, prompting an investigation. All the signs point to King Julien, but was it really him this whole time, or is it merely the insatiable need for vengeance at hand? And can they save King Julien in time before his punishment?

I Know Why the Caged Bird Goes Insane: Once a year, the Invention Expo (INVEXPO) showcases...

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Nickelodeon Slime Time Crossover-Penguins of Madgascar

posted by kmbrother

Penguins of Madagascar

It was lazy afternoon for the penguins. Nothing special was happening today, it was actually really boring. Kowalski was in the lab concocting, Rico was pagbaba a weekly magazine known as "Gorgeous Explosions!" Private was watching some reality ipakita on Nickelodeon, and Skipper was relaxing in his bunk.

"Men, front and center." Skipper jumps down from his bunk and stands firmly, waiting for his team. Everyone does as he ordered. "Seeing as everyone has been doing an exceptional job all this month, I've decided to treat you all. Were taking a vacation to Sunlight Metropolis,...

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The Deadly tatsulok - [1]

posted by SummerPoM

Somewhere in the sea, 1994.

"Hey, David!", a man shouted. "Are you OK?"
"It's kinda cold here", David answered. "But I'm fine!". David was half spy, half soldier. He was in a very dangerous mission. A mission in the weirdest part of the sea, the Bermuda Triangle.
"Are you sure you want to do this?"
"Affirmative, Alfred."
"You will swim toward death!"
"No with the lost treasure", he looked at the map. "With it, I can do anything!"
"Ow, David. You're very stubborn at times. Your son too."
"I just hope that he don't follow my example", David laughed and dived into the water. "It'll be okay", he thought....

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Virus Attack’ Part 2/4

posted by NYCPenguins

Virus Attack

Meanwhile, in the Park…

Kowalski: [Licks Snow Cone] "Mmmm! Delicious!"
Private: "Better than ever!"
Rico: [Swallows the whole Cone]
Kowalski: "That’s enough rest for now. Let’s go finish my Surprise for Skipper!"
Private: "I wonder if he suspects anything…"
Kowalski: "Oh, Private! It’s under wraps. He doesn’t even know we're building it."

As the Penguins finish their Snow Cones and get back to the Zoo, they hear Maurice and Mort screaming…

Private: "Sounds like Maurice is in trouble!"
Rico: "Skippa widdem (‘But Skipper is with them’)!"
Kowalski: "I know! Something strange is going on!"...

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Virus Attack’ Part 1/4

posted by NYCPenguins

Virus Attack

It was a beautiful morning in New York. Private and Rico were helping Kowalski with his new invention, in their HQ. Meanwhile, Skipper was in the Lemurs' Habitat, playing cards with Julien. After spending hours to get his new invention, ‘The 3-Dimensional Computer’ done, Kowalski decides to take a break…

Kowalski: "Voila! My new invention, 'The 3-Dimensional Computer'!"
Private: "Well, the wires stuck-out. I can’t fix it!"
Kowalski: "It’s not finished yet, but we’ll need madami two hours to complete it. With my ‘3-Dimensional Computer’, we can do anything, like Accessing the Internet,...

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Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private... And Craig and Geoff. *Warning Strong Language!*

posted by RustyandJuneP

Chariters:
Skipper
Kowalski
rico
private
Craig Fergurson
Geoff Peterson
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Trans Script:
Kowalski: uy Skipper, Private Come Check Out What i Found On CBS!
Private: ROBOT!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Runs Screming To Bed)
Kowalski: It's a Really Funny ipakita it's The Late Late ipakita with Craig Furgerson
Skipper: What's Up With the Rob... (Laughs A Lot) That's Pretty Funny.
Craig: "Dear Craig and Geoff, Do You Like The Penguins Of Madagascar? Signed RustyandJuneP." Uh, Wow, Uh, Kinda Like Them But The Leader Sucks, Geoff, What's Your Coment On That Show.
Geoff: uy Skipper, I Had Sex With Your Girlfriend!!!
Audence: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Skipper: Rico! Can You Do Something For me?
*The susunod Day*
Craig:It's So Great Having You Nicole (She Sits On a Chair, It's Falls*
Craig: Alright, Who's The F***ing Idiot!
Skipper: Aperently You Are.
*The End!*

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The Amazing Adventures of Bob the Piñata (Part I)

posted by LifelessPenguin

Hey! Bob here. Bob the Piñata. Lives in the Central Park Zoo at the lemurs' habitat. King Julien really spends quality time with me even though I have no madami kendi in my body, after Kowalski was all crazy about my candy-giving powers.

It was a bright, sunny, and bright araw in Central Park. Tourists visited. Pigeons pooped on the zoo bell. Janitors working hard to clean it up. Yeah, a pretty normal araw for me and the other mga hayop in the zoo.

Meeting at the Zoovenir Shop; 8:30 pm sharp, as I read what was written on the whiteboard in every habitat. After a few madami hours later, King Julien,...

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Dr Blowhole and his crew counteratack! (skilene content)

posted by andresandru

he appears here!

prepare for the artikulo I passed WEEKS writing, requirings: 1:have seen: dr blowhole´s revenge, huffin and puffin, the big squeeze. 2:have read my artikulo the bets birthday ever, mr wonderfull, Its she or me!. 3:know about mandy, arlene, and the rats. As the pamagat says this has skilene content, and people that dont like this couple please dont read this aerticle, its very, very, verry large, so enjoy and RIP: read in peace!
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Skipper sat as his table, seeing his coffe and how his...

Gender Switch (Chapter 3: Introductions)

posted by AgentJazzy00

So Colonel,Kassie,Richie,Secret and James were heading back to the zoo.Kassie/Kowalski arranged for a malaking kahon to be delivered to the penguins habitat.
------In The Crate-In Afternoon----
"You're stepping on my foot!" "Your Flipper is in my ribcage!" "Eg bleh ug bu!" "Get your head out of my stomach and that's an order!" "Can't...Breath... Lungs...blocked." It was a small crate.Big enough for two penguins,but waaaay too small for five penguins.

"Hey...I...think... we're...almost..there.",said James/Jazzy."He" was right.When the zookeeper put the malaking kahon down and left,the guys came bursting out,gasping...

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We did it for the glory! (PG for song lyrics)

posted by dxarmy423

(this is the penguins pag-awit a song from hollywood undead)

*In the penguins base*

Rico: *goes to the boom box* *takes a cd and puts it in the box*

*boom box starts to play*

*A piano starts off then is over shadowed sa pamamagitan ng loud guitars*

Rico: Welcome, to the world you see!

Rico: An AK with a couple magazines, whose blood is it don't matter to me

Rico: Scatter the ashes over the seven seas!

Skipper: That sickness, that feeling inside you!

Skipper: Thats weakness! Don't let it divide you!

Skipper: Keep this, That feeling of pride too!

Rico: Digging up bones, but you bury the truth!

Rico: Children...Hipocrisy...

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Stop the Hating

posted by Penguinangel

Okay, this has been going on for a while now, and with PoM recently losing at the KCA's to Spongebob, it seems like a fresh new wave of hate's spreading over the site. I have to know, why does everyone hate Spongebob so much? It really bugs me, because I know how it feels to have people flaming our spot, and I can guess how it would feel to have people talking about PoM so regularly as a horrible ipakita that they hate. In fact, I think some of us see now exactly how it feels.

Yes, he won the KCA. Yes, if it weren't for Spongebob and his millions of fans we would most likely have that blimp. But...

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Chemicals React - A walang tiyak na layunin Poem

posted by Lt_Kowalski

My FIRST ever poem on this site. Please enjoy.. =)

In my lab.... All is quiet..
Not a single sound but the matters of my own thoughts running through my very cerebrum...
My puso pounds with every deep breathe I create...

My very feathers feel a slight chill...Coolness...
The light from the vials laid upon my mesa seem to gleam with a ghostly glow and my eyes, filled with that of Ice Blue irises seem to shimmer with heat..

Chemicals react....react inside my very soul..
The very soul which I was born with...

Chemicals react and all emotions are rolled into one...

Chemicals react when I fulfill the...