One day, In 1979, soon or later, something happened. This is how I Nawawala my tail. I performed trick at Coney Island, New York. Way before Dr blowhole performed the Ring of Fire. I had to perform a highly dangerous trick. I had to jump through 3 hoops of fire, In a pool of sharks.
Trainer: Come on, you retarded dolphin.
Me: Yeah right.
Other trainer: This dolpin is only 10. He shouldnt be jumping through these hoops at this time, he's young.
Trainer: What do you know about dolphins?
Me: *What do YOU!?*
Other trainer: FINE. I was just thinking that Jack (Me) is too young to perform this dangerous...
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