Meet Classified

added by kivamarie

they don't call him Classified for nothing ;)

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classified

penguins of madagascar

Mother-of-PoM, Candycupcake and 2 others like this

peacebaby7 I love the look on Classified's face when Skipper pops up on the screen. XD

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It makes me look polka-dotty!

added by dsprtpenguin

Exit (humanized fanfiction about daydream from hearing "Second Chance" sa pamamagitan ng Shinedown)

posted by mostar1219

This is a picture from the music video for "second chance"

Monique was tossing and turning in her bed. Kowalski once again came close to getting the boot because of his trusting her. Oh how she hated being rough under pressure. It came to the point where she couldn't sleep anymore and went to her open window to see the nightly sites.
Something seemed to shine in the night sky. It looked like a star, but it was moving. She didn't hear of any shooting bituin trackings, but then she remembered that she heard on the news that Halley's Comet was supposed to ugoy by.
As Monique felt the breeze from sticking her head out the window and watching the comet fly...

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Goodbye Private Chapter 2: A mapait Arguement

posted by legendary7

Skipper wasn't about to let Private go, and they both knew it. "Sorry, Private I just don't think you're ready to have a solo mission yet." Skipper sighed. "Why not?" Private pestered. "Number one, you're too young, and number two, you don't have enogh experience!" Skipper retorted. "Wait, you were the one who sinabi I was exendable. Why do you care?!" Private shouted offended. "Private, I do care. I just don't think this is the best idea." Skipper sinabi calmly. "I think my uncle Nigel knows what he's doing! [i]"More than you do, anyway."[i] Private remarked.
"What?" Skipper frustratedly bellowed....

FanFiction for Mostar1219

posted by Saori14

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Go to this address if you want to request a FanFiction from me. Now, onto the actual FanFiction:

Note - MY FIRST REQUEST :))))) I’m sorry, but I HAD to put a little Skilene in and some Pripper in the sense of father and son relationship. I'll think of a proper pamagat at the end. M rated, so if you don't like lemons click away or don't read that bit. If you're not happy, Mostar1219, just tell me and I'll edit.

Chapter 1
Kowalski fidgeted as he looked around. Reporters and security were running around everywhere and he felt very uneasy just sitting there on a bench with his team. Apparently...

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ibong dagat Bloopers: Skipper & "Arlene" (from The hayop ng oter Woman)

posted by peacebaby7

Arlene: Take 1

Marlene: "Hey, guys!"

*penguins turn to look at her*

Kowalski: "Great balls of fire!"

Marlene: "You will never believe this--"

Skipper: *drops wrench on foot* "OW! Stupid...wrench!" *looks at Marlene* "Uh, I mean...I'm fine. That didn't hurt at all..."

Marlene: "Really? I hadn't noticed..." *looks away*

Skipper: *clenches foot & begins hopping up & down*

Marlene: *looks back at him*

Skipper: *abruptly stops & begins whistling*

Marlene: T_T

Arlene: Take 2

Kowalski: "There is only one explanation for this...our zoo is now tahanan to an Arctic mink!"

Marlene: "What?"

Kowalski: *starts...

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ibong dagat Bloopers: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge (1st special) 2nd scene

posted by peacebaby7

Prisoner Escaped: Take 1

*Blowhole enters laughing with ulang minion throwing isda in his mouth*

Julien: *hangs on the bottom of the cage laughing* "Question...Why are we laughing?"

Blowhole: "Question! How did the prisoner escape?!"

Julien: "The prisoner escaped!? Is he dangerous?!"

Blowhole: "No...And apparently he isn't very bright..."

Julien: "Oh...I know the type...So let's talk!" *steps on buttons on Blowhole's segway type vehicle, which causes it to lurch forward*

Julien: *flung into Blowhole's face, but slips off & goes over his head* "AAAAAAAAH--OOMPH!
...
Oh, that smarts!"

Blowhole: Maybe...

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What happened Skipper...?

posted by SkippX101

Skipper sipped his hot coffee, Kowalski poured a mixture of chemicals in a jar, Private was watching Lunacorns and Rico was brushing his mga manika hair. Just then, out of the blue, Private turned around and looked at Skipper .“What is it Private?”. “Umm..Skippah? I have been meaning to ask you this for a while…”Private trailed off. “Im waiting.”. “*Gulp*... How did you end up being who you are?”
Skipper chocked on his coffee. Kowalski poured to much liquid into the jar, which in turn...Exploded. Rico ripped his mga manika head off sa pamamagitan ng pulling on her hair to hard. Private gulped again,...

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Penguins of Madagascar and Spongebob crossover promo

posted by mostar1219

Announcer: You've seen Spongebob and his mga kaibigan take on robots, supervillians, vikings and more, but coming soon, they're gonna take on a force they've never thought they would. (scene shows Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs coming out of separate jail cells and they have scared looks on their faces looking down the hall of a prison)
Voice: Oh, you guys are out. Perfect!
Announcer: Spongebob and mga kaibigan will take on... THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR!!!
Spongebob: What's a penguin?
Kowalski: Penguins are aquatic birds that live in nagyelo tundras, like Antarctica.
Patrick: I have no idea what...

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Dreaming in Black 'N' White - Chapter 1

posted by CoolNala

Dreaming in Black ‘N’ White

Chapter 1 – The Transformation

It was a beautiful summer araw at the Central Park Zoo. The sun shined brightly in the skies above, casting shadows of all the surrounding buildings. Visitors came in and out sa pamamagitan ng the hundreds. It was another typical araw for all the animals. However, one set of invitations would end up turning this zoo into a battlefield for some desperate animals…

“Up and at ‘em, men!” Skipper yelled to the other penguins, “We’ve got a whole slate of missions to complete today, and there’s...

My Review of "Gut Instinct/I Know Why the Caged Bird Goes Insane"

posted by athanlao93

Gut Instinct: Every araw at the zoo, Gladys feeds the zoo mga hayop treats, much to Alice's displeasure. After Gladys slips and falls on a mangga pit that came from the lemur habitat, King Julien faces the wrath of the zoo animals. But Skipper's gut has a different say (literally) on this, prompting an investigation. All the signs point to King Julien, but was it really him this whole time, or is it merely the insatiable need for vengeance at hand? And can they save King Julien in time before his punishment?

I Know Why the Caged Bird Goes Insane: Once a year, the Invention Expo (INVEXPO) showcases...

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A little sneak prebiyu for my (probably) upcoming fanfiction.... ´Broken Soldier´

posted by ladywhiplasher

Private entered the hatch, slowly and cautiously, trying not to make any sound. He didn´t knew what Skipper would do to him if he got caught. Step sa pamamagitan ng step he made his way down the ladder into an unfamiliar dark HQ. Private looked around and startlet. Their tahanan had Nawawala all of its warmth and comfort. It was almost like, no one would live here anymore, it was just deserted.

Slowly he waddled into the middle of the room, Skipper was no where to be seen. The little ibong dagat shighed in his thoughts. Since they had left the HQ, he hadn´t seen Skipper anymore. That´s the only reason he returned...

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Romeo and Juliet

posted by karenkook

Chapter 1

Julien was lying on his back in his bounce house. He sighed sorrowfully as the zoo visitors passed sa pamamagitan ng his habitat. Well, only one type of zoo visitors made him sigh, the couples. The two humans looked like they were having fun as they held hands, kissed, and walked around the zoo together looking at all of the animals. They were happy. </I>He</I> was not. Julien would've been dancing alongside his two loyal subjects and closest friends, if it weren't for one person that kept clouding his mind.
"Marlene." the lemur king whispered sadly so only he can hear. How his...

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FANGIRL ATTACK!!!! The Winner of Zoo Idol Attacked sa pamamagitan ng Fangirls.

posted by hahahaidontcare

HIIIIII!!!!!!!!!! I'm Pagsulat an paparazzi scene with Kowalski as he being the winner of Zoo Idol. Enjoy!

"Kowalski?" Skipper asked. "Why is there a big crowd of fangirls outside our home?"
"Uhhhh......" Kowalski replied. "That might be
because I won Zoo Idol."
Skipper was shocked. "Why did you enter that competition???"
"Because a ton of people think I have a good tenor voice and wanted me to enter."
"KOWALSKI!!!!" Skipper yelled.
"Ooh. They want me to sign autographs. And one fangirl is Doris!!!! I'M COMING DORIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Skipper groaned.
"Skipper? Why are there girls screaming outside our house?" Private asked.
"Ask Kowalski."

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The ibong dagat Zone Episode 2: To serve lemur

posted by 67Dodge

Author's note: I know it's been like, forever, since I've written madami of this Twilight Zone-POM crossover. I'm really sorry, you see, the paper that I write the rough draft of each chapter got caught in the rain, so I Nawawala 65 days of work!!! This is Episode 2, Episode 1 being about the plane and the gremlin. *talks like Rod Serling* Here, we have the most credulous sight of all, the place is Madagascar, 1965. A rising king and his loyal followers are claiming power, when a surprise visitor arrived. Julien, the king, Maurice the diplomat, and Mort the bad secretary. The newcomers have travelled...

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The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski tagahanga fiction: Part 4 - Escape and Return

posted by Bluepenguin

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski tagahanga fiction: Part 4 - Escape and Return

Shocked was the only word that could describe Kowalski's expression.
(Dr. Blowhole wants to kill Skipper! If I don't agree to his plan, I'll either be devoured sa pamamagitan ng Chromeclaw 2 or be killed sa pamamagitan ng his ulang minions. If I do agree, I'll be let free from the trap I'm stuck in.... that can be my chance to get out of here.)
Kowalski put on an evil smile. "I agree to the offer Blowhole, Skipper betrayed me and he needs a small lecture on deceiving others. I only need you to unwrap...

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The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski tagahanga fiction: Part 2 - Coney Island

posted by Bluepenguin

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski tagahanga fiction: Part 2 - Coney Island
    *Sniff, sniff*
    (Sea salt, rollercoaster grease and all-beef franks?)
    Kowalski quickly stood up, still half-asleep, and looked around. He moved a step closer to baybayin to get a better view and tripped over something small. He picked it up, "A crushed soda can?"
    Kowalski realized he had washed up onto Coney Island based on the colorful machines and the carousel, and with this he also remembered yesterday's drama. Skipper's betrayal,...

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The ibong dagat Zone Episode 1: Nightmare at 20,000 feet part 2

posted by 67Dodge

After an hour, Kowalski began to smoke his cigarretes. After the 5th one, he imediately got bored and placed his cigar in the ash tray. He pondered on and looked out the window. There was something on the wing, Kowalski wiped his eyes, assuming he is seeing things. Bravely, he looked again saw a gremlin with the creepiest smile, that looked ghastly, and empty. 'AAAHHHH!!! ATTENDANCE!' yelled Kowalski. Then the gremlin vanished before the flight attendant came. 'What's wrong sir?' asked the flight attendant. 'There's a man or something on the wing, some....thing,' sinabi Kowalski. 'Sir, are you...

Lester, Dexter, and Hexter: Sibling Rivalry: Chapter One

posted by Pluma

Lester yawned loudly and began to tinker with Dexter's sunglasses, knowing that it annoyed him. Suddenly, Hexter burst into his room. "Lester, bro, can I borrow those?" He asked and motioned to the sunglasses in Lester's flipper. Lester looked up sleepily. "Sure, I but they're not mine, they're Dexter's," Lester handed Hexter the glasses. Hexter grinned evilly, "I know that," He laughed wickedly. "I know that," He repeated and left.

Lester knew that Hexter was up to something, perhaps another prank. He hoped it wasn't going to be on their father, Blowhole, because last time, he got overly angry...

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Why Kowalski and Rico belong together. ( Don't read, it's really stupid and boring)

posted by EmoCupCake

Me and Penguin11 are in a little...argument. She think SHE belongs with Kowalski...but you know. I don't think that's true! Kowalski belongs with Rico! We are each making artikulo on who we think should win for the pick we have up. Read both of ours, then go vote!

Reason 1: Their friendship. Kowalski and Rico have been mga kaibigan for, like, FOREVER. Wouldn't it be so easy to transition into something more?

Reason 2: Their work well together. Rico is like Kowalskis right hand man. If Kowalski needs anything to do an experiment, who is gonna have it tucked away in his belly? Rico of course! And also,...

A segundo Chance - Life

posted by ggreen7295

Chapter 1: A depressing end, and an even madami depressing beginning

Life

Birth

Animation

Every living thing lives to strive in life. To experience danger, and pag-ibig and to gain wisdom to pass on to an new generation. In life there are hopes and dreams, adventure and exploring, and danger. But at some point of live there is death, is it of old age? Murder? Suicide?

A boy was fiddling his thumbs as his mother was driving down a burol toward an intersection, when they both stopped the light was still red. The two was about to visit the boy's grandmother in Boston. Nothing of any significance were wondering...