Picks paborito Chuck Norris Fact? Part 7
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on apoy with a magnifying glass. At night.
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Chuck doesn't "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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There is no global warming. Chuck was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
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