HAHHHAH, Opinion, right. Whatever.
So I decided to also post my Pokemon rant here, you can also see it on AlphaWhiteWolfs wall, Enjoy. :)
(Warning, Cursing Ahead. o_____O)
Pokemon. I just have to say this. Pokemon is nowhere NEAR evil. Big deal, it has fighting in it, what game series doesn't?
The PETA says that trainers force their Pokemon to battle, and that is 100% Guaranteed artificial absolute BULLSHIT!
YOU NEVER SEE A POKEMON IN PAIN BEGGING NOT TO FIGHT! They pag-ibig their trainers, and if ANYBODY READ THE F**KING MANUAL, IT SAYS,
"Pokemon pag-ibig to test their skills and have friendly fights all the time!" AND POKEMON DON'T DIE, they just faint. Screw the PETA.
ALSO, People actually ipakita strong affection for those games.
It finally gives the kids a chance to have best friends. Pokemon aren't just for fighting damnit, they want to be loved!
And become loyal companions! They WANT to do things their trainer says, because they pag-ibig them!
And they know when a trainer is evil! They know when a trainer is good! Why not let the kids have some F*KING FUN for once?
And people from all around the world KNOW that Pokemon is for people wanting to go on an adventure!
KIDS WANT TO HAVE A SNOTTY RIVAL, THEY WANT TO HAVE EPIC BATTLES, THEY WANT TO FEEL LIKE THEY ARE ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING!
People just don't understand! Racist? BULLSHIT. Satanic? BULLSHIT.
I have studied Pokemon TO THE POINT OF ME FAINTING, and I KNOW that all of this is just a stupid excuse to get people from playing Pokemon.
All those serious meetings and interviews on the dark side of pokemon, all those creepypastas and theories, ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT!!!!! *Sigh*
Kids, all they want to do is be the very best, like no one ever was. To catch them is their real test, and to train them is their cause!
They will travel across the land, searching far and wide, each pokemon to understand, the power that's inside!
And every challenge along the way, with courage they are faced, they will battle every day, to claim their rightful place!
They want to come with them, the time was right, and they couldn't have a better team!
On and on, they'll win the fight! It's always been their dream! It's Pokemon!
It's you and me! They know it's their destiny! Pokemon! Oh, you're my best friend, in a world we must defend!
It's Pokemon! (Gotta catch them,) A puso so true! Your courage will pull them through! You teach them and they'll teach you! It's POKEMON!
Pokemon pag-ibig their trainers! And kids like me want to stop the ABUSE of them sa pamamagitan ng the evil people in the game!
THAT'S THE F**KING POINT! HOW CAN WE STOP EVIL IF YOU TAKE AWAY OUR GAMEBOYS! SCREW YOURSELVES PETA! YOU HAVE NO SOUL!
And I swear, if ONE person says, "Pokemon is evil! You don't know!" I DO FUCKING KNOW,
AND I WILL GLADLY HIT YOUR HEAD WITH A METAL HAMMER.
NOBODY UNDERSTANDS THE pag-ibig THAT POKEMON HAS! Probably because THEY DON'T PLAY THE ***KING GAMES!
Pokemon is a wonderful world of creatures far and wide that really do pag-ibig good trainers!
THEY WANT TO BE IN BATTLES, GOD! WHY DON'T PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THIS!?
And guess what? REAL LIFE IS THE F**KING SAME ASSHATS!
There is creatures in real life, they fight, they want to be loved! SEE THE DIFFERENCE YOU IDIOTS!?
NOBODY KNOWS HOW SENTIMENTAL WE ARE WITH POKEMON! THEY ARE OUR FRIENDS! WE pag-ibig THEM!
Like pets in real life, WHICH IS WHAT POKEMON ARE! Hesus WHERE DID HUMANITY GO SO F**KING WRONG!?
AND YOU KNOW WHAT!? I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, BECAUSE POKEMON MADE MY CHILDHOOD DAMMIT!
AND I WILL GLADLY DEFEND IT EVEN AFTER THE araw I DIE!!!!
DOES HUMANITY HAVE NO SOUL!? DO THEY WANT OUR BEST mga kaibigan TO DIE!?? YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK PETA IS EVIL!
THEY ARE THE EVIL ONES TAKING AWAY OUR PRECIOUS CHILDHOOD!
THEY ARE THE MOTHERFUCKERS WITH THE NERVE TO TAKE AWAY WHAT WAS ALL WE HAD WHEN WE WERE JUST LITTLE KIDS!
DIE PETA, AND ANYBODY ELSE WHO WANTS TO GO WITH THEM!? FINE!
NOBODY THESE DAYS KNOWS!!!!!!!! WHAT HAS HAPPENED!?
Jigglypuff is the devil MY FUCKING ASSHOLE! Sorry for the language but GOD DAMN IT!
HOW DARE THEY HAVE THE BALLS TO TAKE AWAY WHAT WAS OUR CHILDHOOD, OUR LIFE, OUR BEST VIRTUAL FRIENDS, WHOS THE FUCKING EVIL ONE NOW PETA!? YOU GUYS!!!!!
HOW ARE YOU GUYS SO OBLIVIOUS TO THE MOST PAINFULLY FUCKING OBVIOUS!?
YOU BETTER NOT LOCK UP OUR BEST FUCKING FRIENDS, PEOPLE pag-ibig POKEMON!
AND NOT JUST FOR THE GAMEPLAY, BUT THE BUDDIES THAT MADE BECOMING A CHAMPION POSSIBLE!
AND I WOULD THROW MYSELF ON THE LINE JUST TO GETS THESE RETARDED BASTARDS TO FINALLY SEE STRAIGHT!
GEE, WHO'S THE SATANIC ONES NOW PETA!??!?! I FUCKING WONDER!!!!!
*Sigh* Pokemon will always be a beloved part of my childhood, and it always will be. I pag-ibig my Starmie, I pag-ibig my Primeape, I pag-ibig my Pokemon!
They are very compassionate and will always stay sa pamamagitan ng my side. And to anybody that rejects, PREPARE TO GET tumawid CHOPPED AND HYDRO PUMPED!
I would rather GIVE AN ICE COLD limonada TO THE CREATOR OF, "Creation Of A Dry Bones," THEN EVER WORK WITH THOSE INSANE ASSHOLES!
THEY ARE THE EVIL ONES NOW, TAKING AWAY OUR PRECIOUS MEMORIES AND FRIENDS, FUCK YOU POKEMON HATERS, FUCK. YOU!!!!!!!
And to anybody who has the f**king ballsack to deny what I am saying, I WILL FIGHT YOU ON THE SIDE OF THE STREET.
And I am a Black Belt. No joke, I do Karate. Guess what inspired me to? POKEMON. Specifically my Fighting-Type Primeape.
I will always pag-ibig Pokemon. And no satanic bullshit is ever going to change that.
Game Freak knows the truth, Nintendo knows the truth, and only TRUE Pokemon fans, know the truth. Fucking Big Black PERIOD.
And maybe, just maybe, my non stop ranting, will finally get people to look at the bright side of Pokemon.
What Pokemon REALLY is. Maybe they will finally understand that Pokemon are our best and most dearest friends. For example, ProJared's Nuzlocke Challenge!
When a Pokemon Faints, you can't use it anymore, and "Dies" (Not really.) And whenever one he Nawawala one, he gets very sad!
No joke, he Nawawala so many mga kaibigan in that challenge. And I will not let that pag-ibig go to waste. DONE.
It hurts me deeply to see even my best mga kaibigan thinking that Pokemon is so evil and satanic and dark!
When all it really is, Pokemon are like wild mga hayop looking for a friend. A kind gentle buddy to have fun with.
Peta, you sick bastards, realize the truth, OR DIE sa pamamagitan ng MY ARCANINE'S apoy BLAST.
Why do people disagree with me? I am starting to think that my own species is against me!
Seriously, whatever happened to humanity!?
20% People Are Sadistic Writers Of Horrible Fanfics, 20% Are lying bastard hypocrites, 20% are stereotypes, 20% are true believers, 10% SHOULD GO INTO THE FIERY DARK PITS OF THE UNDERWORLD, and the last 10% are really kind honest people that know what's right and wrong.
And maybe, just maybe, we have all learned a little bit more, about our friendly Pokemon friends. :)
So I decided to also post my Pokemon rant here, you can also see it on AlphaWhiteWolfs wall, Enjoy. :)
(Warning, Cursing Ahead. o_____O)
Pokemon. I just have to say this. Pokemon is nowhere NEAR evil. Big deal, it has fighting in it, what game series doesn't?
The PETA says that trainers force their Pokemon to battle, and that is 100% Guaranteed artificial absolute BULLSHIT!
YOU NEVER SEE A POKEMON IN PAIN BEGGING NOT TO FIGHT! They pag-ibig their trainers, and if ANYBODY READ THE F**KING MANUAL, IT SAYS,
"Pokemon pag-ibig to test their skills and have friendly fights all the time!" AND POKEMON DON'T DIE, they just faint. Screw the PETA.
ALSO, People actually ipakita strong affection for those games.
It finally gives the kids a chance to have best friends. Pokemon aren't just for fighting damnit, they want to be loved!
And become loyal companions! They WANT to do things their trainer says, because they pag-ibig them!
And they know when a trainer is evil! They know when a trainer is good! Why not let the kids have some F*KING FUN for once?
And people from all around the world KNOW that Pokemon is for people wanting to go on an adventure!
KIDS WANT TO HAVE A SNOTTY RIVAL, THEY WANT TO HAVE EPIC BATTLES, THEY WANT TO FEEL LIKE THEY ARE ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING!
People just don't understand! Racist? BULLSHIT. Satanic? BULLSHIT.
I have studied Pokemon TO THE POINT OF ME FAINTING, and I KNOW that all of this is just a stupid excuse to get people from playing Pokemon.
All those serious meetings and interviews on the dark side of pokemon, all those creepypastas and theories, ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT!!!!! *Sigh*
Kids, all they want to do is be the very best, like no one ever was. To catch them is their real test, and to train them is their cause!
They will travel across the land, searching far and wide, each pokemon to understand, the power that's inside!
And every challenge along the way, with courage they are faced, they will battle every day, to claim their rightful place!
They want to come with them, the time was right, and they couldn't have a better team!
On and on, they'll win the fight! It's always been their dream! It's Pokemon!
It's you and me! They know it's their destiny! Pokemon! Oh, you're my best friend, in a world we must defend!
It's Pokemon! (Gotta catch them,) A puso so true! Your courage will pull them through! You teach them and they'll teach you! It's POKEMON!
Pokemon pag-ibig their trainers! And kids like me want to stop the ABUSE of them sa pamamagitan ng the evil people in the game!
THAT'S THE F**KING POINT! HOW CAN WE STOP EVIL IF YOU TAKE AWAY OUR GAMEBOYS! SCREW YOURSELVES PETA! YOU HAVE NO SOUL!
And I swear, if ONE person says, "Pokemon is evil! You don't know!" I DO FUCKING KNOW,
AND I WILL GLADLY HIT YOUR HEAD WITH A METAL HAMMER.
NOBODY UNDERSTANDS THE pag-ibig THAT POKEMON HAS! Probably because THEY DON'T PLAY THE ***KING GAMES!
Pokemon is a wonderful world of creatures far and wide that really do pag-ibig good trainers!
THEY WANT TO BE IN BATTLES, GOD! WHY DON'T PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THIS!?
And guess what? REAL LIFE IS THE F**KING SAME ASSHATS!
There is creatures in real life, they fight, they want to be loved! SEE THE DIFFERENCE YOU IDIOTS!?
NOBODY KNOWS HOW SENTIMENTAL WE ARE WITH POKEMON! THEY ARE OUR FRIENDS! WE pag-ibig THEM!
Like pets in real life, WHICH IS WHAT POKEMON ARE! Hesus WHERE DID HUMANITY GO SO F**KING WRONG!?
AND YOU KNOW WHAT!? I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, BECAUSE POKEMON MADE MY CHILDHOOD DAMMIT!
AND I WILL GLADLY DEFEND IT EVEN AFTER THE araw I DIE!!!!
DOES HUMANITY HAVE NO SOUL!? DO THEY WANT OUR BEST mga kaibigan TO DIE!?? YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK PETA IS EVIL!
THEY ARE THE EVIL ONES TAKING AWAY OUR PRECIOUS CHILDHOOD!
THEY ARE THE MOTHERFUCKERS WITH THE NERVE TO TAKE AWAY WHAT WAS ALL WE HAD WHEN WE WERE JUST LITTLE KIDS!
DIE PETA, AND ANYBODY ELSE WHO WANTS TO GO WITH THEM!? FINE!
NOBODY THESE DAYS KNOWS!!!!!!!! WHAT HAS HAPPENED!?
Jigglypuff is the devil MY FUCKING ASSHOLE! Sorry for the language but GOD DAMN IT!
HOW DARE THEY HAVE THE BALLS TO TAKE AWAY WHAT WAS OUR CHILDHOOD, OUR LIFE, OUR BEST VIRTUAL FRIENDS, WHOS THE FUCKING EVIL ONE NOW PETA!? YOU GUYS!!!!!
HOW ARE YOU GUYS SO OBLIVIOUS TO THE MOST PAINFULLY FUCKING OBVIOUS!?
YOU BETTER NOT LOCK UP OUR BEST FUCKING FRIENDS, PEOPLE pag-ibig POKEMON!
AND NOT JUST FOR THE GAMEPLAY, BUT THE BUDDIES THAT MADE BECOMING A CHAMPION POSSIBLE!
AND I WOULD THROW MYSELF ON THE LINE JUST TO GETS THESE RETARDED BASTARDS TO FINALLY SEE STRAIGHT!
GEE, WHO'S THE SATANIC ONES NOW PETA!??!?! I FUCKING WONDER!!!!!
*Sigh* Pokemon will always be a beloved part of my childhood, and it always will be. I pag-ibig my Starmie, I pag-ibig my Primeape, I pag-ibig my Pokemon!
They are very compassionate and will always stay sa pamamagitan ng my side. And to anybody that rejects, PREPARE TO GET tumawid CHOPPED AND HYDRO PUMPED!
I would rather GIVE AN ICE COLD limonada TO THE CREATOR OF, "Creation Of A Dry Bones," THEN EVER WORK WITH THOSE INSANE ASSHOLES!
THEY ARE THE EVIL ONES NOW, TAKING AWAY OUR PRECIOUS MEMORIES AND FRIENDS, FUCK YOU POKEMON HATERS, FUCK. YOU!!!!!!!
And to anybody who has the f**king ballsack to deny what I am saying, I WILL FIGHT YOU ON THE SIDE OF THE STREET.
And I am a Black Belt. No joke, I do Karate. Guess what inspired me to? POKEMON. Specifically my Fighting-Type Primeape.
I will always pag-ibig Pokemon. And no satanic bullshit is ever going to change that.
Game Freak knows the truth, Nintendo knows the truth, and only TRUE Pokemon fans, know the truth. Fucking Big Black PERIOD.
And maybe, just maybe, my non stop ranting, will finally get people to look at the bright side of Pokemon.
What Pokemon REALLY is. Maybe they will finally understand that Pokemon are our best and most dearest friends. For example, ProJared's Nuzlocke Challenge!
When a Pokemon Faints, you can't use it anymore, and "Dies" (Not really.) And whenever one he Nawawala one, he gets very sad!
No joke, he Nawawala so many mga kaibigan in that challenge. And I will not let that pag-ibig go to waste. DONE.
It hurts me deeply to see even my best mga kaibigan thinking that Pokemon is so evil and satanic and dark!
When all it really is, Pokemon are like wild mga hayop looking for a friend. A kind gentle buddy to have fun with.
Peta, you sick bastards, realize the truth, OR DIE sa pamamagitan ng MY ARCANINE'S apoy BLAST.
Why do people disagree with me? I am starting to think that my own species is against me!
Seriously, whatever happened to humanity!?
20% People Are Sadistic Writers Of Horrible Fanfics, 20% Are lying bastard hypocrites, 20% are stereotypes, 20% are true believers, 10% SHOULD GO INTO THE FIERY DARK PITS OF THE UNDERWORLD, and the last 10% are really kind honest people that know what's right and wrong.
And maybe, just maybe, we have all learned a little bit more, about our friendly Pokemon friends. :)
Note before this quote:
This is not tagahanga fiction.
Computer: Welcome to the Lumiose Gym.
Ash: My name's Ash. And I come all the way from Pallet Town in the Kanto region. I'm wanna have a gym battle, please.
Computer: How many badges do you have?
Ash: Badges? This is the very first gym I'm challenging here. So I have none any yet.
Computer: You have none? Nothing single gym badge? In order to challenge the Lumiose Gym, you must have accumulated at least 4 gym badges.
(Ash gets an electric shock from the coil. The platform opened, falling Ash from the tower)
Clemont: Huh? Oh, no, no! (runs) Oh, I'm coming try to catch that boy!
Bonnie: Hold that, Pikachu!
Clemont: Alright, let's go!
(Clemont's bag turns into something like a blob used in blobbing. Ash falls into that object)
Bonnie: Pikachu! Pikachu! (Bonnie gets a Pikachu) Oh! (Bonnie slipped on that latex)
This is not tagahanga fiction.
Computer: Welcome to the Lumiose Gym.
Ash: My name's Ash. And I come all the way from Pallet Town in the Kanto region. I'm wanna have a gym battle, please.
Computer: How many badges do you have?
Ash: Badges? This is the very first gym I'm challenging here. So I have none any yet.
Computer: You have none? Nothing single gym badge? In order to challenge the Lumiose Gym, you must have accumulated at least 4 gym badges.
(Ash gets an electric shock from the coil. The platform opened, falling Ash from the tower)
Clemont: Huh? Oh, no, no! (runs) Oh, I'm coming try to catch that boy!
Bonnie: Hold that, Pikachu!
Clemont: Alright, let's go!
(Clemont's bag turns into something like a blob used in blobbing. Ash falls into that object)
Bonnie: Pikachu! Pikachu! (Bonnie gets a Pikachu) Oh! (Bonnie slipped on that latex)
