pokemon spoof

The Glitches
A glitch is a very rare thing, only appearing sa pamamagitan ng doing things in a strange order. Probably the most famous glitches are MissingNo and 'M. People blame Team Rocket for them, but what do Rockets have to do with anything?

A Strange Encounter
"Finally, Viridian City! Time to win the Earth Badge!" I exclaimed.
"Y'all must be Pokemon Trainers, correct?" An old man asked us.
"Yes, we are." Max answered.
"I'll ipakita you how to catch a Pokemon." The old man replied. After that a Weedle appeared, and the old man told us how catch it, even though we already knew how.
"That was strange, lets just...

Jessie: Hi everyone! We are the villains of Pokemon!

James:Yea, and after looking through our fan-mail, we decided to answer some questions!

Meowth:It's called...

All:The Rocket Request Show!

James:First up...

Jessie:The tanong is:
Dear, Jessie and James

I pag-ibig your pathetic attempts to steal Pikachu! But, with you two traveling around with eachother, I want to know about Rocket-shipping!

Your fan, Jack

Meowth:YOU FORGOT MEOWTH!
*Jessie and James run backstage*

Meowth:Guess dey had an emergency!

*J&J return in Delivery Person outfits and stuff Meowth into a box*

Meowth:THIS ISN'T WHAT DEY ASKED FOR!...

_____The Vermilion Million at Vermilion Raceway_____

Announcer: Vermilion City in Kanto is known for it's pristine beaches, the S.S. Anne, and is called "The Thunder Cloud". The Vermilion Raceway is a newly opened oval track in the Kanto Region. 3.63 mi. in length, it's provided some of the most memorable and wildest finishes ever seen! The Vermilion Million is a 100-lap race at this track. The winner receives, you guessed it,$1,000,000.
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While heading to the susunod town, Ash, Misty, and Brock see a sign-up listahan for the Vermilion Million. A 100-lap...