Mayor: No! I didn't take it! It was Ms. Bellum!
Narrator: There! It's time for you to make your speech.
Mayor: Okay... what speech?
Narrator: The speech you will make!
Mayor: Oh!
Narrator: No, not "oh!" You!
Mayor: Why?
Narrator: No, you!
Mayor: You?
Narrator: No, not me! You, the mayor!
Mayor: Me?
Narrator: Yes! That's what I said!
Mayor: Now, wait a minute. Who's "I"?
Narrator: I is you!
Mayor: Stop it!
Narrator: Gee, are you okay?
Mayor: I don't know any more!
Narrator: Oh, forget it.
Narrator: The city of Townsville! What's this? People running for their lives? Yeah, yeah, what else is new?...
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