1.What do. mummies pag-ibig listening to, balutin music 2. What's a Dracula's paborito pie, boo-berry pie 3.why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance, because it didn't have any/ body/ to take 4.What do you Call a monster that likes dancing, the boogie man
5.What do you call a ghost's paborito pasta, spookghetti 6.what do you call two witches living together, broommates 7.ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them 8.what is a vampire's paborito dessert, I scream
1. knowledge is knowing that a kamatis is a prutas and wisdom is not putting it in a prutas salad 2. a celebrity is someone who works his entire life to be recognized and then wears dark glasses to hide from crazy fans 3.why don't you see hippos hiding behind a tree, because they are very good at it (wink) lol... 4.What did the traffic light say to the car?, don't look I'm about to change 5. mom:(to son) Anton am I a bad mom son:mom, my name is paul 6. who is the craziest among this three people, the first guy is looking for his phone, he picks up...