Harry: "Come on, Malfoy. Just get out of here, please?" Draco: "Where are we supposed to go?" Harry: "Uh, I don't know, uh, Pigfarts." Draco: "Hahaha, hoho, now you're just being cute. I can't GO to Pigfarts, it's ON MARS. You need a rocketship! Do you have a rocketship, Potter? I bet you do. You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died. Look at this! Look at it! Look it! Rocketship Potter! Oh, oh! Starkid Potter, Moonshoes Potter! Traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to Pigfarts." - A Very Potter Musical
I also pag-ibig this quote from one of nerimon's bidyo of "Alex Reads Twilight" "WHY DOES NOTHING PLEASE YOU?!"
"Wen u make music or write or create,its really ur job 2 have mindblowing,irresponsible,condomless sex with watever idea ur Pagsulat about at the time"Lady Gaga.I luv this quote i just think it expresses how fun she is and how she expresses her feelings.
"If you ask me anything i dont know, im not going to answer"-Yogi Berra also...."i never sinabi most of the things i said"-Yogi Berra. the funny part about these mga panipi is when he says them hes being serious
Mine is probebly "I'm going to give the people what they want... sinsation, horror, shock! Send them out in the streets to tell their mga kaibigan how wanderful it is to be scared to death!!!!" this quote it epic! But I dont remember the movie it is from!
Katie:Sadie is the Prettiest girl I know! Sadie:Awww, Well your the prettiest girl I know! Katie:We're both REALLY pretty! Sadie:Don't you pag-ibig how we can say that and not sound concided? Katie:I pag-ibig that about us! Sadie:Me too!"
Most of my paborito mga panipi come from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia:
Dennis: [after witnessing Mac halik his Mom at her front door] Oh my God! Ohhh... Charlie: Yeah... that's a terrible thing... a terrible thing for you to see that. Dennis: I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him! Charlie: Wait wait wait! What are you gonna do? manuntok him in the face? Throw him? Maybe work the body a little? Dennis: I was gonna... Charlie: No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
Charlie: Here's a confession: I'm in pag-ibig with a man. What? I'm in pag-ibig with a man... a man named God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha.
Mac: Look at Sweet Dee, sitting on her ulap of judgment, handing down life lessons to all the sinners.
Frank: I'm going to go oil my chainsaw. Dee: What? Dennis: Frank, we don't need the chainsaw. Is that what's in that bag? Frank: Oh, we do...because drawing a confession out of someone is like doing a beautiful dance...a beautiful dance with a chainsaw.
Frank: This slot defeats the purpose. I can see your eyes! We might as well get married. Dennis: It's the safest way, Frank. Frank: Dennis, if I was looking for ligtas I wouldn't be sticking my dick through a wall.
Artemis: Hi! Name's Artemis... I have a bleached asshole...
Charlie: Wait, wait, wait...Check his pulse. Dee: He doesn't have a head, Charlie!
Dee: Charlie, don't screw me like this, come on. Charlie: Don't screw you? Oh, I'm sorry, Dee, let me try and remember something. Let's see, was it, did Dee write a musical and come to Charlie with it? No! Charlie wrote a musical and came to Dee with it, and the gang. And the gang likes to screw it up and make it about themselves, and take it away from Charlie, and ruin his hopes and dreams. So let me tell you something, Dee, let me break down a scenario for you. I could cut the song, OK, because I wrote it. I could have Artemis do the song, OK, because you did not write it. Or I could strap on a wig and I could do the song myself. So you tell me, Little Miss All That, what do you want to do? Song or no song?
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