Whats your master plan for taking over the world?

I'm not telling you, you might want to steal it or prevent it!

Dropping it on your head. :)

Midget ninjas. :p

Sorry, I don't spoil my plans. But I will tell you it involves:
a few mules | a Hannah Montana wig
several machine mga baril | an old pervert
1,000 thumb tacks | a couple of fat blokes
a calculator | George Bush
an Ouija board | Barney the purple dinosaur
your mom | scissors
my brilliant mind | Johnny Depp
Lady Gaga | dead rats
an abandoned lot | a bottle of Mercury
dynamite | a surfer dude

That's about it. No, you cannot be let in on the plan. I work alone. *cackles evilly*

Me and my cat-to-be ,Mr. Tatibojangles are going to take over the world........

Well my plan to take over the world (and dye everything rainbow) is a secret but here, I'll tell you my evil twins plan. (Yes, we're both evil, unfortunate for our mom, I know.)

.'.' \/~...Maybe We'll combine our plans...~\/.'.'

A n Y w A y S
1st, you must learn to read a
secret code. (All comments Sh'all be
left within this code too)

A = Z B = Y C = X D = W E = V F = U G = T
H = S I = R J = Q K = P L = O M = N N = M
O = K P = J Q = I R = H S = G T = F U = E
V = D W = C X = B Y = A Z= Who even cares? Its not like I'm gonna use it!
Now I'll speak code for the plan:

Gk, svh jozm rg .....
kp. fsrg rg cszf gsv jozmg fk wk.

















OKO, JSGAX YRFXS!