How walang tiyak na layunin are u?

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The sky was kahel yesterday. I took my bow and palaso and shot the clouds. Then it rained bahaghari colored tsokolate bars and my sister went mad because there wasn't any cake and I ate the last piece of her speshalz home-made cake then my girlfriend shot her and then she was better and we turned into zombies, ate some Twinkies, and lived happily-freaking-after.
... then I raped a cow.

And that's just the beginning.

When the bahaghari chocolates melted we took the raped cows and went swimming in it and joined the bahaghari community because we're sexy like that. Then detective L found out that Light WASN'T Kira after all because my sister's name is Keira and she has a black notebook. Mello came along to eat the bahaghari tsokolate then got raped sa pamamagitan ng my cousin. Then she got pecked sa pamamagitan ng a blue chicken.
In other words, yesterday was pretty normal.

what? really? no...YOU DID! WHY DID YOU EAT MY HORSEY, REBBECCA! CURSE YOU!!!!! YAHHH! REBBECCA IS DEAD! PARTY! CURSE YOU!! YOU KILLED REBBECCA! WHY? YES! I'M SO HAPPY! YOU KILLED REBBECCA! WHAT??????????????????YOU ATE FRED TOO? DAMN YOU! ALRIGHT! YOU ATE FRED! YEAH! I WILL KILL YOU FOR KILLIN FRED AND REBBECCA, MY BEST FRIENDS! *stabs you with a piece of dust* TAKE THAT! REBBECCA AND FRED ARE MY 123 ABC ENEMIES! YOU ATE MY HOUSE TOO? YEAH! KILL YOU! AND HAVE A PARTY! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! DAMN YOU FOR EATING! KEEP EATING! IT IS GREAT! AS YOUR PUNISHMENT, YOU MUST TRY TO CATCH THE DOTS!

heres a true story..you see iwas walking through a rainforest and then i saw..a coww a purple cow and it meowed at me!! i like picklews and then i ohh guess what yesterday i saw a unicorn!!! my best freiends like oranges bcause they can talk and i make no sence so if i anyone tells meim confused what nevermibfd i dont know what im Pagsulat this is supposed tro be walang tiyak na layunin and yes it is so u cant say it isnt and dill pickles are invading the sky so watch out i like mga paru-paro

Not walang tiyak na layunin at all. I was done being 'random' when I was 11.

moo, i am a fish

Me: I'm not really that rando- PIKACHU!!! I THOUGHT I TOLD U TO PUT AWAY THAT BAZZUCKA!!!
Pikachu: *points bazzucka*
Me: *starts dancing* ♪Can't touch this. Na na na na, na na, na. Can't touch this. Na na na na, na na, na na. HAMMA TIME♪
Pikachu: TT_TT Why do I even talk to her. *fires bazzooka*
Me: Gasp! You can tal-
*BOOOOOOOOMMMM*

Im walang tiyak na layunin enough to sumali this group.

- I was riding in the car with my dad, both silent for like 10 minutes. Then I asked him, "Hey dad, has there ever been a araw in your life when you didn't see a wall?"

- I've had a conversation for like 30 minutos about Pickletoids. (A mixture of a atsara and an altoid)

- I have a sign in my room that says "Insane Asylum."

- My cat's breath smells like cat food.

The damo is green but the - oo, Reeses... Phiscally fit I like to ilipat it and eat chocolate..... I wish I had a..... Idk

I like bananas. Its mani mantikilya halaya time mani mantikilya halaya time!!!!!!!!

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh im chocobo hunting

I pag-ibig wireless keyboards, but that was actually relevant to something, so I'm not very random.

I pag-ibig candy!! kendi makes me hyper!! me+hyper=bad
bad makes my mommy and daddy mad..mad makes me cry..crying is sad..sad is!!!!>...........BUTTER

wet and sticky is icky sticky and wet makes mommy upset, and when mommy's upset *says in a dark voice* NO Body Is HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like your beard
because you your pag-ibig your pag-ibig is my drug.
Your pag-ibig your love
waves on swim so they hatein' on him.
You were designer shades just to hide your face.
A monkey at my banana! Give it back u stupid monkey. fine u can have it. *Yells* No i want it back now! *takes deep breaths*
Yes I'm a Dark blue.
He was like this and I was like that, then she was like no way and I was like whatever he's totally eating a sanwits

today started out pretty normal:i woke up at 2 am to hispanic at the disco on the radio.i got up to take the trash out in my underwear(cause that's how i sleep)but i tripped over the fishball and broke it and fred isda LXVII died so i fell asleep in the hall and woke up at 8 when my mom went to work(cause she works at 8:30 and we live half an oras away)and the trash was already taken out sa pamamagitan ng my brother who has asthma.i got up and made a toster strudel which took 5 min to bake and half an oras to eat.but here's where it gets wierd:i saw a white light coming out the fridge door.i opened the fridge and was instantly transported to a room that was clear except for a chair and a message on it that said:if there is a room that has walls 8 feet thick and is underground,how do you get out?i looked up and there was no ceiling so i climbed up and got out and saw a pato horse named vertigo.i rode him into a town full of germans.that's the one european language i can't speak and none of them can speak english,but one of them can speak freanch so i told him what was wrong and he raised me as his child until i was 78 and full grown and went to the moon because people turned that into a fake earth and i met a nice man and settled down and had 8 kids named flalala.and then it turned noon and i hadta go to shool.and while i was gone my brother had an asthma attack and died...oh and then i found five dollars.

POTATOES!!!!! wait your a cat? Wait bring your DS!!! NO NOT A MAD HOBO!!! lol im honestly too random

A limon peed on Miley Cyrus Yesterday! XD

That depends how much caffeine i have

Elmo likes bananas.. :)

Very :)

tsokolate rainbows.

very random...