Oh... is this your house? Then this must be your ginto fish... *Pulls swimmy out of pocket and slips him in your mansanas juice* Then this must be your wallet.. car keys.. pineapple.. boy friend.. flamingo.. laptop.. dessigner pair of shades.. grandpa.. Oh, && about everything else you own. *Grabs your wallet on the way out the door* Hasta lavista, suckah!
why hello, i was taking a little walk and i noticed what a lovely tahanan you have. susunod i strolled into your tahanan then,silly me, i casually estola everything you have. sa pamamagitan ng the way i left a fun little note with a bomb explaining that you houes willl blow up in 20.5 minutes. =) bye for now
I am here because i am SS and i have reports of someone placing bombs around your house. so, if u don't mind, i will continue my paghahanap of your home. *walks around and puts something under a table*
I was taking a walk while eating a muffin, and this raccoon came up and took it and he ran away. I chased him into your house and sinabi "Don't eat that! That's mine" and he sinabi "You can't stop me now!" and then he ate it. So, we were mad at each other until he sinabi he liked my shirt, then I told him his ears were cool looking. So, we talked for a bit and became best friends, we've been here watching pelikula for a few days, then I ate some of his papkorn and he got all mad, and then he leaped to attack me. I threw him in your closet and I've been living in your basement ever since.... So if a raccoon ever attacked you once you opened your closet that's my fault.