oh snap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, dear old lady that lived in a stinkin' shoe...
You had so many kids, who got in kama with you?
I feel so, so,so, so, so, so, so, extremely blue.
Farewell, dear old woman, who lived in a smelly shoe.

Here lies the old lady.She loved bugs.

the old lady who lived in a shoe was a whore and her mga sanggol daddies never payed child support. the end.

to the old whore who lived in the stinky shoe,
we want to say "we hated you!!!"

We gather here today to say farewell to that old beastly hag that lived in that old leather boot down the road from me. She was an ugly, smelly woman and I'm not even sure if she had a name. She was mean, hated children and could easily have been suicidal. I guess that's what happens when your son finally gets in kama with you! We'll see you in hell, you old fool. And we mean that sa pamamagitan ng we'll see you in hell from heaven!!

well, i didnt like her coz she was a meaan lady

We will all miss her dearly and she was a wonderful old lady, who apparently was insane and liked bugs.
And look where that got her...

So SHE was the lady who swallowed the fly. It all makes sense now.