What? Uhm... Oh yeah! This is Tad, he is an old 69 taon guy I hired to follow me around and be my assistant. He can get a little touchy sometimes, so I wouldn't get too close. Besides all the touchy, breathing heavily on me during night, and him calling us soulmates, he's not a bad guy. Maybe.
You... can see him? My Shinigami?! Have you touced a page from my Death Note? Well, that's Ryuk. He used to follow Light around until he died, so he gave me his Death Note when he got bored in trade for some apples.
plz tell me its not u *looks back* AHHHH!!! IT IS YOU UK ITS NOT KOOL TO STALK PEOPLE! *backs away and runs into the hall screaming* DAD CALL DA POLIECE!!!!!!! lol jk idk if u would stalk me but.. its not u lol its a vampire whos gonna make me like him yey! (i wish) but really its my chair :( not exciting