Whenever the Evil Green Fire-Breathing Unicorn is chasing you, the Good kulay-rosas Flower-Shooting Unicorn is always close by. They're twins, see, and they can't be too far apart, despite the fact that they're mapait enemies. So all you gotta do is scream "PENGUINS CAN FLY" really loud as you run, and then the Good Unicorn will be there in a matter of minutes. You just gotta hold out until he comes, 'kay? And it'll be super awesome when he does come because he shoots fire-dousing bulaklak out of his mouth, and they can defeat the the Evil Green Fire-Breathing Unicorn for a bit. Just for a bit, mind, so you gotta keep running even after the Good kulay-rosas Flower-Shooting Unicorn comes.
Ignore the voices in your head, it's the Evil Green Fire-breathing Unicorn talking to you, trying to get you to have a tsaa party with him! If he some how makes you have a girly tsaa party with him, do not drink the tea. I repeat DO NOT DRINK THE TEA, or else you would be shooting mga paru-paro out your butt for a week. But I did hear from the magical woodlen mga engkanto that the scones are okay. Or was it the jam... Well, one of those turnes you into a one eye troll, so I suggest you eat none. But wait here's a better idea, DON'T LISTEN TO THE VOICE.
Keep running until you see a bahaghari made up of colours of Red, Blue and Yellow, once you found it shout 'I Belive I Can Fly!' at the tuktok of your voice until a crocodlie with red eyes, a scorpione tail on it's head and can walk on two legs appereas in a puff of cheese colourd smoke in front of you, he is friendly. He will take you to safty.
the unicorn is alergic to pants so all u have 2 do is eat ur pants and keep running than once its "dead" from the fumes then u keep running b4 it eats your soul and about the voices in ur head m i would have that checked out sa pamamagitan ng a doctor. also if u say dont eat me to the unicorn it will take it as offense and get a whole football team of mga kabayong may sungay to beat u up. take my adivise and u wiill be safe