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uy tell me your best yo' mama joke you got...:)

If it makes me lol you get a pagpaparangal
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Yo mama is so fat that is can even get the car when she gets in the car is brakes it
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idk i think those jokes r stupid
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peterslover said:
yo' mama is sooooo big, when she jumped in the air she got stuck ~LOL~
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LOL!!
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LOLWUT XDD
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LOOOL
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TiaSmith said:
yo mama so ugly as soon as she step in the bank all cameras turn off XD
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yo mmma sooooooooooo stupid that she put make-up on her head just to make up her mind
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^THAT'S NICE
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sassikassi said:
yo mama so fat she stepped on the scale and it sinabi "to be continued"

yo mama so fat she sat on the toilet and it sinabi "ABCDEFG get yo fat @$$ off of me!"

yo mama so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch

yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs

yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order

yo mama so stupid she stuck batteries up her butt and sinabi "I got the power"
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haha. I laughed at all of these.
x-menobsessed26 posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas
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lol to the last one
goddessoflife posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas
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ROFL XD
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Shepard14 said:
This is the only yo mama joke I know, that someone told to me because they thought it was funny..
Yo mama's so poor she lives in a two-story dorito bag with a dog named chip..
Stupid right?
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haha
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This is the only answer that actually made me LOL haha
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zariarulz said:
Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back,

Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and sinabi "I CAN'T FIX THAT!",

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they sinabi "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo mama so fat that when she stepped on the scale it sinabi "TO BE CONTINUED"

Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order

HOPE YOU GUYZ ENJOY!!!!!XD
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~LOL~
peterslover posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas
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lol
sassikassi posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas
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XDDDDDDDDDD HAHAHAH GOOD ONES
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E_M_LoVeRFaN said:
Yo Mama's like a aklatan - open to the public.
Yo Mama's so stupid she estola a free sample.
Yo Mama's so stupid that when she saw a "Wet Floor" sign
she did.
Yo Mama's so stupid she can't read an audio book.
Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Thailand was a men's
clothing store.
Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a dance record
sa pamamagitan ng cats.
Yo Mama's so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo Mama's so fat, when she backs up she beeps.
Yo Mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Yo Mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.
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Yo Mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money!

Yo Mama so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and sinabi "what color?"

Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.

Yo Mama so stupid, she gave birth to you.

Yo Mama so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.

Yo Mama so stupid, when the pc sinabi "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the Any key.

Yo Mama so stupid, she spent twenty minutos looking at an kahel juice box because it sinabi `concentrate.

Yo Mama so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.

Yo Mama so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that sinabi "Will eat for food."

Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks prutas manuntok is a gay boxer.

Yo Mama so stupid, she leaves the house for the tahanan Shopping Network.

Yo Mama so stupid, she saw a billboard that sinabi "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.

Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked out of a mapapalitan car with the tuktok down.
Yo Mama so stupid, when she messed up on the computer and tried to fix it with whiteout.
Yo Mama so stupid, she saw a sign that sinabi caution wet floor, she peed.
Yo Mama so stupid, if she got a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change.
Yo Mama so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo Mama so stupid, when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went tahanan and got 16 friends.
Yo Mama so stupid, she took a spoon to the Superbowl.
Yo Mama so stupid, she hears it's chilly outside so she ran outside with a bowl.
Yo Mama so stupid, you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo Mama so stupid, was born on Independence araw and can't remember her birthday.
Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo Mama so stupid, that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo Mama so stupid, she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterbacks a refund!
Yo Mama so stupid, she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo Mama so stupid, she took a ruler to kama to see how long she slept.
Yo Mama so stupid, she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo Mama so stupid, she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo Mama so stupid, she studied for a drug test.
Yo Mama so stupid, she thought taco kampanilya was a Mexican phone company!
Yo Mama so stupid, she tried to drown a fish!
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no offence ILY ALLLL
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas
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"Yo Mama so stupid, she gave birth to you. "LOL XD
LunaShay posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas
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ohhhhhhhhh i get it lol, thanks!!!!!!!!
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missspooky said:
I cant answer......everyone will get mad...
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okay.... just tell the joke its probablynot that baaad
melcu posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas
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if i answer i will get reported...
missspooky posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas
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XD ^^
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-RandomChick- said:
Yo mama's so fat when she walked past the T.V I missed a whole season of neighbours. :P Done. Answered. Anyone offended? I didn't think so :P
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lol thats funny!
smileypop9 posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas
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lol why would any one be ofened
melcu posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas
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I9 just out it cuz Missspooky said; I can't answer ... everyone will get mad... So I randomly put it :)
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I just sinabi it***
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SpeedyGonzalez said:
yo mama is so fat that she used cheats for wii fit
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I totally LOL'd there xD
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lol
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zombiestars said:
Your mama so dumb that she sat on the telebisyon and watch the couchXD
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lol i put that 1 on mine!!
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~LOL~
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fan-of-all-fans said:
yo mamma soo fat she downloaded cheats for wii fit
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yo mamma so fat when she goes to the cinema she sits susunod to everyone
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lauren777222 said:
Yo mama so ugly,yo grandma threw her on the road and got a ticket for littering
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Good one
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like!!
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smileypop9 said:
Yo mama is so fat when she trips in Britain she lands in China.

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lol
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lol
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catgirl140 said:
Yo' momma's so old that she gave birth to Moses.

(nobody offended?)
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Bond_Of_Fury said:
Danny, if you don't mind me saying, you're not very good at this...

THAT'S NOT WHAT YO MOMMA SAID! D:<
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some kid on my bus yelled dat @ me 2day. lol
sassikassi posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas
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lol i can easily see people from my school saying this. in fact, theey do.
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ninjacupcake88 said:
Your mom eats mantikilya :P

That was sinabi sa pamamagitan ng my four taon old cousin. XD
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hahahha
melcu posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas
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good 1!!
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courtster769 said:
I do not have any yo mama jokes but I have a justin bieber 1 so I'll tell you it.:knock knock... dr...dr bieber
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plzz leave bieber away from me,i HATE him!
lauren777222 posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas
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oh sorry
courtster769 posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas
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i dont get it....???
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas
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dr bieber is a song sa pamamagitan ng JB
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caralina100 said:
Yo momma so fat, when she saw a school bus filled with children dressed in white, she yelled, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!!"
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Good oneXD
zombiestars posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas
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pag-ibig that one!!
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hahaha! WIN!
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StarWarsFan7 said:
Me and my mga kaibigan at school were saying like all of these "Yo Mama Jokes" and we were laughing like all lunch!

Yo mama's so fat, she thought a bus was a Twinkie!

Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader force choked her and sinabi "Too... heavy."
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xXxJDloverxXx said:
Yo' mama's so fat she sat on a supermarket and lowered all the prices 0_o
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xD
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HahaXD
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lol!
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Mallory101 said:
Yo mamma so fat Bill Gates couldn't afford her liposuction.
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x-menobsessed26 said:
Yo mama's so fat that when she wears a yellow dress the kids line up for school.

Yo mama's so fat when she wears a red dress all the kids start to sing "Kool Aid".

Yo mama's so fat when she jumps in the ocean whales start to sing "we are family, even though you're bigger than me".

Yo mama's so fat when she sits on the rainbow, skittles pop out.

Yo mama's so old, her breast gatas is powdered.
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lol!
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XDDDDD TO NUMBER 4 AND 5
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MySweetChris said:
Yo mama so hairy she has an afro on her nipples
Yo mama so poor she found a penny and thought she hit the lottery
Yo mama so fat when she wears a rain amerikana you hear someone yelling "taxi!"
Yo mama so dumb she took a spoon to the super bowl
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XD
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lol!
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Lol
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ubjb said:
yo mama is so fat that when she went down the grand canion she got stuck!!!!
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lol
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music4life13 said:
Yo' mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off! Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th. Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch! Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side." Yo' Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter, she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose.
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~LOL~ :D :D :D :D
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lol
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missing_99 said:
People hate your mama so bad, that when she was contemplating suicide everyone made a 1-800-Do-It hotline.

I know, that's bad. *** Just so you know, I am not pro-murder or suicide, that's just one my dad told me a while back. ***
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pinkypocky10001 said:
Yo mama is so fat, that I don't even know how she was born.
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lol
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AaaaaGirlygirl said:
Yo mammas so stupid she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
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Oh and my friend told me this one: Yo mammas so stupid she got beiber fever and went to the doctor for it
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LolXD
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lol
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haaha
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Darkshine said:
Yo momma so stupid she thinks this joke is funny.
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XD
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lol
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XD
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goddessoflife said:
I don't have any. All of the good ones have been sinabi and repeated.
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Spi_Kat_Penguin said:
Yo Mamas butt's so big, it clogged the black hole.
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haha
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2dolphn97 said:
yo mammas so dumb she put lipstick on her forhead to "makeup" her mind
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~LOL~ :D
peterslover posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas
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Nyeh, you took mine! DDDX
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hehe i feel special hehe
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XxEmolovexX said:
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone. xD
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Good oneXD
zombiestars posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas
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xD yea i saw nobody posted it so i did.
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ha!
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KitkatKaysa said:
yo mama so fat she jumped and got stuck

yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl

Yo Mama's so stupid she estola a free sample

Yo Mamas so stupid that when she saw a Wet Floor sign she did

Yo Mamas so stupid she thought Thailand was a mens clothing store.

Yo Mamas so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a dance record sa pamamagitan ng cats.

Yo Mama's so stupid she failed a survey.

Yo Mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family

Yo Mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money

Yo Mama so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV she came back and sinabi what color?

Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go

Yo Mama so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit

Yo Mama so stupid, when the computer sinabi Press any key to continue, she couldn't find the Any key

Yo Mama so stupid, she spent twenty minutos looking at an kahel juice box because it sinabi concentrate

Yo Mama so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned

Yo Mama so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that sinabi "Will eat for food."

Yo Mama so stupid, she saw a billboard that sinabi "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.

Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked out of a mapapalitan car with the tuktok down.

Yo Mama so stupid, when she messed up on the computer and tried to fix it with whiteout.

Yo Mama so stupid, when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went tahanan and got 16 friends.

Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved

Yo Mama so stupid, she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterbacks a refund

Yo Mama so stupid, she asked me What is the number for 911

Yo Mama so stupid, she took a ruler to kama to see how long she slept

Yo Mama so stupid, she tried to drown a fish!

yo mama so stupid that she brought a bowl out on a chilly day

yo mamas teeth so yellow the sun sinabi i quit

yo mama so stupid she got bieber fever and went to the dr to cure it

yo mama so flat shes jealous of a wall!

yo mama so poor that when she found a penny she thought she won the lottery

NOT TO OFFEND ANYONE!!!
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cookiehead101 said:
yo mama so fat u ran around her once twice then the third time u got lost
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jessieinCA said:
Yo momma so fat when she saw a white bus full of white people she yelled STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!
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-sapherequeen- said:
Yo momma's like a train track. She's laid all over the country.
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lolololololol
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LunaShay said:
Ones I memorized:
Yo mamma so fat,when god said"Let there be light"he asked her to ilipat her fat ass
Yo mamma so stupid,when she jumped out of the window,she went up.
Yo mamma so dark,when she went to night school,she got marked absent.
Yo mamma so fat,she got babtized in sea world.
Yo mamma so skinny,whenever she turns,she disappears.
Yo mamma so old,she has Hesus in her yearbook.
Yo mamma so fat,when she sat on a quater,a booger popped out of George Washington's nose.
Yo mamma so fat,when she was sitting around the house,she was SITTING AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mamma so poor,whenever I enter her front door,I end up in the backyard.
Yo mamma so fat,even Dora can't explore her.
Yo mamma so fat,we're inside her right now.
Yo mamma so fat,people jog around her for excercise.
Yo mamma so stupid,she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.
Yo mamma so stupid,she put a piece of paper on tuktok of her TV and called it "paper-back"
Yo mamma so stupid,she got locked up in a grocery store and nearly starved.
Yo mamma so stupid,her husband sinabi it was chilly outside,so she brought a spoon.
Yo mamma so fat,it took 5 trucks and a train to get on her good side.
Yo mamma so stupid,she brought her spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mamma so fat,whenever she wears a yellow raincoat,people yell"Taxi!"
Yo mamma so gross,I have to wipe my feet before I go outside.
Yo mamma so fat,when she went to McDonalds and looked at the menu she said"Okay."
Yo mamma so fat,whenever she's on the highway,people put a sign up saying"Cation:Wide Turn"
Yo mamma so fat,when she stepped on a scale,it said"To be continued"
Yo mamma so fat,we took a pasko picture last year,and it's still printing.
Most of what I know.O3O

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froslass101 said:
Yo mama so short she could sit on a dime a still ugoy her legs

Yo moma so old she sat behind Hesus in the first grade
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angeldancer55 said:
those jokes are STUPID

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CommanderCody said:
yo mama is SO ugly drackula won't drink her blood LOL
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selgomez5613 said:
Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil sinabi there was no room in hell
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zutaradragon said:
you momma is soooo ugly she makes mga hayop cry.

you momma is so stupid, she used 2 work at McDonalds and, when the fries were ready, she would say "hey, i think some one's at the door"

yo momma's so fat that, when she goes 2 a resteront, she sits down AT the buffet.
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xDark_Angelx said:
Your momma's so stupid, she called you for you phone number.

Your momma's so stupid, she estola a plastic baby at a store thinking it was actually her's.

Your momma's so fat, people called the police because they thought they saw an elepante at the mall.
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AUTUMN_D said:
yo mama is so fat when she went to the ocean a wale came up and sang we r family even know ur fatter than me
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zanesaaomgfan said:
Yo mamma so stupid, she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.
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hahahahahahahahaha
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jblvr said:
ok i have 3:
1>yo momma so fat that when she stepped on the scale buzz light taon came out and sinabi up up and away.
2.yo momma so fat that when she went to the pelikula she sat susunod to every one.
3.yo momma so old that when she farted dust came out.
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Phineas-Fangirl said:
Yo' Momma is so fat and ugly, they say she's just like tahanan Depot: five cents for a screw.

Yo' Momma is so fat, when she put on a red dress, all the kids screamed, "Kool-Aid!"

Yo' Momma is so fat when she sat on a quarter a booger popped out of George Washington's nose.

Yo' Momma is so old, she was seen fishing when Moses split the red sea.

Yo' Momma is so fat she had to iron her pants on the drive way.

Yo' Momma is so fat, when she goes to the movie theater, she takes up ALL the seats.

Yo' Momma is so stupid, she makes Dumb and Dumber look like Albert Einstein.

Yo' Momma is so smelly that she makes crap smell like the new perfume.

That's all I can remember ;3
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Emily_is_COOl said:
Yo mamma so stupid she stared at a kahel juice carton for 3 hours becuase it sinabi "Concentrate."
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ros59 said:
Yo' mama so big Jabba the Hut sinabi "Dang."
Yo' mama so nasty,when she did the the splits she left a stain on the carpet.
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a stain of what!?! O.O
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Stellawinx4eva said:


You Momma so poor when she was kicking a can i asked what she was doing and she sinabi moving

Yo Momma so fat she jumped on a bahaghari and skittles came out

Yo Momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out

Yo momma so dumb she thought, “Wu Tang” was an African kahel drink

Yo momma so dumb she thought she had a twin when she looked in a mirror
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