Buzz, your girlfriend, WOOF!!

I POOPED IT WAS GOOD lol XD
(from scary movie)

Little Girl: Thank you! You have broken the curse. I'll never have to kill again!
Woman: Really?
Little Girl (now a zombie/dead, green person): Nah, I'm just screwin with you.

Scary movie 3

I have several. This is just the ones that i got off my facebook. I loads more.

"All we do is argue" "That is b-bullshit"- 500 Days of Summer

"This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated."-Real Genius

911, I'd like to ulat an accident... They put me on hold!
Oh, for the pag-ibig of God!
-The Princess Diaries

Kate Thompson: [to a woman] Is this upuan taken?
[the woman moves over and Kate takes a seat]
Woman in the lunchroom: Does the noise in my head bother you?
Kate Thompson: No...
-The Gods Must be Crazy

"Guys we're running out of time"-Mort from Madagascar while wearing a clock.

"AHHH NATURE! Its all over me, get it off!- Mort from Madagascar

“I'll kill your friends, your family, and the asong babae you took to the prom! Betty Jo Byarski? I can get you an address on that, if you want”
-Darwin Mayflower and Hudson Hawk from Hudson Hawk

“Anna: [drugged] I'm not a very good damsel in a dress, am I?
[manly voice]
Anna: Pay the rent!
[girly voice]
Anna: But I can't pay the rent!
[makes madami dolpin noises]
Darwin Mayflower: Yo, Flipper! "Damsel in distress" implies that there is some well-hung Dudley Do-Right galloping up to save you. It ain't gonna happen, see? Hudson Hawk go boom-boom”
-Hudson Hawk

Anna: [drugged] I feel like a dolpin who's never tasted melted snow. What does the color blue taste like? Bobo knows? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! I must speak with the dolphins now. Eeeee-eeee-eee-eeeeeee!
-Hudson Hawk

"How am I driving? 1-800-I'm-gonna-fuckin'-die!" -Hudson Hawk from Hudson Hawk

George Kaplan: God, I miss Communisim. The Red Threat, people were scared... the agency had some respect, and I got laid every night.
-Hudson Hawk

coffee is your best friend ~stefan salvatore ......or.... *damon* dont talk now* *tyler* screw u dude *damon* dude really dude *stefan* damon dont *damon* oh common' whos gonna miss this idiot the VD also
also lol omg there r madami and their funny hehe

"God, B. This was your idea. You don't like your ideas? Stop having them." - Ginger from Ginger Snaps

"...A little fight in you. I like that."

"Then you're gonna pag-ibig me."

Now, do I need to say where these mga panipi came from? xD

"Just shut up and drive, before I kick your fucking teeth in."

From Child's Play

And to be honest, I don't know why that cracks me up every time I hear him say it. :s