What's a good comeback for shut your face or shut up?
say i can't shut my face sorry i choose not to BUT you better befor i friken SHUT IT FOR YOU and for shut up i would say why don't you if your gonna be an asno
seeuvocaloid3
posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas
say shut dont go up cars go fast so take me payo and halik my @SS!!!
tanasia_11
posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas
Most of these comebacks are absolutely terrible. Here's a few that I use regularly. No you shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is! Why don't you slip into something madami comfortable, like a coma.
*punch* or if you are into non violence say, "no, it's your turn" "sorry, can't do that, I'm too interesting" "so you're looking for attention again" or "could you spell that for me"
twat was tht, i cunt quite hear u... ever notice even tho ppl of different sexes have different names 4 jerks or bitches, an asshole is something we all have in common?
posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas
*Cough* Sorry, but that was a fail...
blackpanther666
posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas
Sorry...
CokeBoy97
posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas
I would just like 2 point out how long nakaraan this was
zutaradragon
posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas
I would say something intelligent, yet cutting to the soul.
'Firstly, you have no way of making me shut up. Secondly, if I obeyed the command of every idiotic troll on the internet, you wouldn't be here talking to me now. Yet another idiot that talks before they think, that opens their trap and comes up with yet another reason why people are stupid...'
Just say some randoms stuff that has nothing to do with it like:
I like trains.
Hi.
I like DOG FACE.
2nd response: lean back and be like BITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCHHHHH
3rd. Be like,: Who you talkin to, my hand?Cuz my hand in my pocket I aint know who you talkin to but if you want my hand out I can get it out and slap you. Say it Ghetto
4th. LAALLLLAAAALLAAAAA
5th. Ima let you keep being a girl(this part is optional)with cho corny asno jokes
"ahem, bitch, I can't shut up, I choose not too, and you ain't my mama/mom, so, why don't you! oh wait, you can't think how to, because you have no brain"
When someone tells you to shut up. I say: "Is there an App I can download to make you go away?" Or when someone tells you to shut your face say "Can YOU shut YOUR face in a door?"
i just say " sorry i don't think i can shut up if a piece of trash is in my face" or well there was this one time in 5th grade where my besties bf was not being a good bf and he thought i liked him so he hated me and he went " well VK why don't you just shut up and mind your own business.'" and you bet i sinabi " Motherfucka I dont think i cant shut up if there's trash in my face" i was a savage 10yr old FML
Just say "Okay Boomer..." its quick and insulting.
or just start pag-awit "and dance with me, this women is my destiny" that's the only verse i know. if your a girl you don't have to sing that verse
typically all you have to avoid saying is anything related to anger, like swearing. people will make fun of you for that. oh and don't say a very long come back that will lose their interest or make them think that you are putting to much effort for such a little small phrase.