walang tiyak na layunin
sagutin ng tanong na ito
walang tiyak na layunin Tanong
~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
Found this on someone's bista sa tagiliran on fanfiction.net and thought it was funny. (NOTE: this means that I WAS NOT the 1 who wrote it- am JUST BORROWING IT) What do you think of it?
1.) At lunch, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
2.) Page yourself over the intercom. DO NOT disguise your voice.
3.) Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4.) Put your garbage can on your mesa and label it "In".
5.) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
6.) In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7.) Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8.) dont use any punctuation
9.) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10.) Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.) Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go".
12.) Sing along at the opera.
13.) Go to a mga tula recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 14.) Put lamok netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15.) Five days in advance, tell your mga kaibigan you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16.) Have your co-workers address you sa pamamagitan ng your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17.) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON!! I WON!!"
18.) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! THEY'RE LOOSE!!"
19.) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
1.) At lunch, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
2.) Page yourself over the intercom. DO NOT disguise your voice.
3.) Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4.) Put your garbage can on your mesa and label it "In".
5.) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
6.) In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7.) Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8.) dont use any punctuation
9.) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10.) Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.) Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go".
12.) Sing along at the opera.
13.) Go to a mga tula recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 14.) Put lamok netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15.) Five days in advance, tell your mga kaibigan you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16.) Have your co-workers address you sa pamamagitan ng your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17.) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON!! I WON!!"
18.) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! THEY'RE LOOSE!!"
19.) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
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