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Tell me some funny jokes, i wanna laugh. pagpaparangal WILL BE ibingiay

it can be clean dirty, i rather it be dirty:)
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im i the only one pagbaba this and not laughing?
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no u are not alone:)
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mine sucks but i thought at least one person would like it
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AvatarAang97 said:
A friend told me this a taon ago.(he was 10 years old)

There once this three guys named Shut up, Crap and Manners.One araw Crap got sick and went into the hospital and Manners took him,but Manners car broke down so he called Shut up to pick him up.So while Shut up was driving to pick up Crap and Manners,he got pulled over sa pamamagitan ng a cop for speeding. The cop asked him "What is your name" and then he sinabi "Shut up" the cop asked him "What is your name" he sinabi once again "Shut up" and the cop asked him a third time" what is your name" he sinabi once again "Shut up" and the cop asked "where's your manners" then Shut up sinabi "picking up Crap"

Yes I know it's a bit corny but it's the best I got. :D
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Lol I pag-ibig that joke! My bro told it to me! *votes best*
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lol best one
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lol
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happyfreak said:
there was once this girl in Sunday school. she kept falling asleep so the teacher woke her up and asked "who died for our sins?" the boy behind the girl poked her with a pencil and she yelled "oh God!!!"

the teacher went on and the girl fell asleep again. well, the teacher woke her up again and asked her "who died for our sins?" once again the boy behind her poked her with a pencil and she yelled "oh sweet jesus!!!"

the teacher continues again and the girl falls asleep again. the teacher wakes her up and asked "what did Eve say to Adam after their 57th child?" the boy behind the girl poked her again. this time she answered "you stick that thing in me again and i'll break it off!!!"

and if your wondering, yes it does sound better in person.
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hisagi_wolf said:
ok lets see if i can remember this one...a friend told me this it was really funny to me

A pirate goes into a pet store to buy a parrot. The pet store only had one and the pirate took him. The pirate takes him tahanan and says "alright lets see what you can do." the pirate hold a kraker in front of the loro and says "polly want a cracker." The loro says "fuck you one eye." The pirate then says "ok lets try this again, polly want a cracker." The loro then says "fuck you one eye." The pirate gets angry and says "you know what fuck this." The pirate puts the loro in the freezer for five minutos then takes him out and sinabi "ok lets try this again, polly want a cracker." The loro says "f-f-fuck you one eye." Then the pirate puts the loro in the freezer for 15 minutos then takes him out again the says "now, polly want a cracker." The loro is now freezing and says "f-f-f-f-fuck you one eye." So the pirate puts the loro back in the freezer for 30 minutos then looks and sees the loro nagyelo with one wing covering his eye and its middle finger sticking up.

i thought this was really funny.
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funny:)
iluvsmj posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas
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That's one bamf parrot.
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lol i remember that one hisagi it was really funny when you told me that.
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MsPropHouse said:
Me: There is EVIL in my closent
Dad: Evil?
Me: Yeah my sister EVIL.
Dad: Ha! Ha!
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now i shall give u a prop.
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redshortee said:
its not gonna be funny or make you laugh, but its worth a try:
what do u call a Mexican with a rubber toe??




Answer:
Roberto!!

---->i failed<----
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha thats toooooo funny. yeah u failed, sorry. but i still have a heart, pagpaparangal
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Thank this world for kind hearted ppl!! xD
redshortee posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas
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I agree. You did fail.
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Hahaha XD
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Trainofdoom said:
Once upon a time there was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs, his mother told him to stop sucking his thumbs, he continued to suck his thumbs. So his mother cut off his thumbs...

He now has no thumbs.


THE END.
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............ok that acually made laugh.it took me a while but i laughed.
iluvsmj posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas
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WTC!?
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*applauds*
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GaGaBoi said:
What are the only type of Bee's that make Milk?




... Boobee's.






(it's nearly 3am here, don't judge me!)
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lol. its almost 10 pm here
iluvsmj posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas
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i HEARD that one! so funneh
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DAmn nasty XD
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ultrasonic34 said:
What did the blonde name her zebra? Spot! :D
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:)
iluvsmj posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas
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Lol
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lol
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rapunzeleah123 said:
Okay, so I heard this one, it's dirty but I laughed really hard at it:)

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel In his crotch. The barkeeper says, "what the...? Why...?" and the pirate goes, "Aarrgh! It's drivin me nuts!"
Yeah, I know.
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funny:)
iluvsmj posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas
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Glad you liked it:)
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lol
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arcticwolf07 said:
Well, I'd pag-ibig to tell you some jokes, but you'd only laugh at me!
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Isn't that the point? =P
r-pattz posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas
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true
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XD maybe that was her joke XD
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RobinFan360 said:
one araw a married couple had sex and then the woman looked under the sheet and saw that the man had a cucumber.she asked him,"do you always do that?" he answered "yes" so the woman
replied "then explain to me our two kids."

i just failed epicly! :D
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no that was funny:) thx pagpaparangal is on the way
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YaY!!
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priscillarocks said:
do you work at subway cuz you gust gave me a foot long!
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*chews lip*
rapunzeleah123 posted sa loob ng isang taon na ang nakalipas
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uhhh that was so funny i forgot to laugh...O.O
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IntrepidKeris said:
*walking past a cemetary*
Sam- uy look, a cemetary!
Rob- Do you know how many people are dead there?
Sam- No...how many?
Rob- All of them.
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poperthefox said:
okey once apon a time a famer had 2 lambs 1 tupa sinabi ''were is my family?"' the other sinabi ''there at the barbear tindahan LAMBEY!''
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someone_save_me said:
rebecca black has talent.




funniest joke ever.
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*giggles*
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xoPixie-Popxo said:
What do you get after you answer this question?
Props.

































But I prefer a bucket of rainbows, and a gallon of gas.
Free, of course.
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 What do you get after you answer this question? Props. But I prefer a bucket of rainbows, and a gallon of gas. Free, of course.
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Sandfire_Paiger said:
ok dumb blonde joke (im blonde too, so dont freak ok?)
a brunette and a blonde were on a desert island. a ginie apeared sinabi he'ed give them each one wish. the brunette said, ' i miss home. i wish i could go home'. so she went safely home. the blonde said, 'i miss my friend. i wish she was back here'.

this one is sa pamamagitan ng zanhar.
knock knock
whos there?
you know
you know who?
yes! AVADA KADAVRA!
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lol
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You know who jokes ;P
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hellomia said:
This one is stupid but i am going to try:

Me:How many people do you think are buried in the cemetery?

Person:I dunno' about a thousand or more?

Me:No!All of them!

FAILED!!
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booklover27 said:
(forgive me if I put in on here wrong. It was a joke from my sis's iPod.)

So there were two little boys playin in a field. When one of the boys went to fetch their ball from a clump of bushes, he spotted a women bathing in a stream. He motions for the other boy to sumali him and after a bit the boy turns and runs away. The other boy catches up to him and asks why he ran away. The boy replied:
"My mom sinabi that if I ever say a naked lady I would turn to stone and I felt something get hard so I ran."

Yeah I probably typed in wrong :/. Oh well if you get it, you get it.
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woah :P
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FireHazard114 said:
This one isn't dirty, but it made me die so...

A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice,the woman susunod to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m a 6′ tall, 200 pound blonde with a black sinturon in karate. What’s more, the fella sitting susunod to me is blonde and he’s a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she’s a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?” The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
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Harpaw8 said:
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."

also

Police: where do u live?
Me: with my parents
Police: where does ur parents live?
Me: with me
Police: where do u all live?
Me: together
Police: where is ur house?
Me: susunod to my neighbors house
Police: where is your neighbors house?
Me: if i tell you u wont believe me.
Police: tell me
Me: susunod to my house
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hatelarxene said:
Joel Schumacher's career.
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