God is a bullet that is also 8, who bleeds bahaghari vodka; which is free to drink if you are able to get a plane to jump out of. The price of heaven is $888, unless you're wifin' in the pub, which will make it $20,000 because wifin' is bad. Unless you're Finland... wait, no, Finland is Sweden's wife. Finland, Finland, Finalaaaaaand, that's the country for Sve~! litsugas are as hard as rocks, and you will be seriously injured if god decides to throw some at you. pag-ibig tastes AND feels like cardboard. You can blame Ivan for that. Crack is bad for you, and if you do it, you will be slapped sa pamamagitan ng Soviet Russia. Planes now have parks and pubs in them. Raves are not limited to Disco Pogo. Prussia has a Facebook, and Poland wants your top. We ate Gilbird for lunch, and not an ounce of ducksauce was ibingiay that day. We now have symmetry sit down and it the cake... wait no, that's a lie. OH NO, NOT FINRAAAND! VODKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~
Once a newspaper went to France but France tried to molest him so he jumped on the tupa that took him underwater to a man-eating apple, which proceeded to barf of an eagle that started screaming "LET ME BORROW THAT FUCKING TOP!" and ate itself until the newspaper turned into a lamp, which wrote this story on a piece of air in a bathroom stall.
First, you solve this equation with the theory of relativity, susunod you use e=mc2 to solve the speed of the equation, susunod you use the quadratic formula to get the answer for x in the equation, then you have to draw a line for the equation and find the slope and attempt to divide sa pamamagitan ng 0. If you get past that, you should get infinity, if you don't, you screwed up the equation at the beginning meaning that you will have to start all over again.
And then 3 turned to 8 and asked her to shave 2's beard. And then my wallet pasted itself to the ceiling. Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator. Oh, and Percy says to tell the sanwits that he says hello.
One day, Russia woke up and drank some bodka but soon he noticed the the bodka bottle was France in disguise trying to molest him! So then Belarus came in yelling "NO ONE MOLESTS RUSSIA BUT ME!" And then she wacked France in the head, causing him t be knocked out. When he woke up he saw England was trying to sacrafice him to the devil so he escaped yelling "CAN'T CATCH ME YOU FUZZY EYEBROWED GIT!!" And then England died, the end. X3
i liek pie with dig an dirty butts pigs that fly across the milky ground while tending to a bahaghari polka dot puno fly bird fly in milkshake deserts.Mind on the butt in a earthquake that incessantly into eating mudkips. I dunno the rake eats pie spit bumble bees and ate 58 and 23. Where are the rose that fell between mudkips and the smartest monkey of all fart. How did the isda swim in tsokolate seas over the road.
Once there was a magical elf who lived in a bahaghari tree. He lived downstairs from a flatulent dwarf who was constantly having to pee. One araw the elf could take no madami so he went and banged on the rude dwarfs door. And what do you know? They suddenly both were married.
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