But I have to say, I'd be madami scared if something other than mag-ihaw jumped out of the toaster.
Like a condom. I'd be like "Fuck, the toster is trying to rape me." I don't wanna be raped sa pamamagitan ng a toaster, even if it is HOT as fuck. But at least it was gonna use protection. I wouldn't want to have toster babies.
But 'I was impregnated sa pamamagitan ng a rapist horror toaster.' would make an awesome story to tell.
There are only two things in this world that scare me. One, is toasters. The segundo thing is showers. I have to check the paliguan every time I go to the bathroom to make sure there's not some creepy mystical creature in there.