From now on you must all refer to me as sensei

one time when i was like ten i put vaseline on all the doorknobs in the house except for the one on the door to my room it wasnt very funny my dad yelled at me

one time i got tsokolate all over my brother body sa pamamagitan ng throwing a balloon at him he kept asking me IS IT FILLED WITH WATER?! and I answer yes so me and my sister threw it at him
and he was covered all over with tsokolate

Put Salty ice in a drink when my brother wanted me to get a drink for him.

My best friend and I put this sign on her brother's door while he was sleeping. XD
And then she posted this picture on deviantART and it made the front page... I still have no idea how that happened but that's not the point.

It's an Adventure Time reference, and her brother knew about it. And so he like reenacted the scene perfectly and to us it was the best prank ever because we're lame morons with no lives.
c: I pag-ibig the pointlessness of my life.

I once put plastic balutin across the hallway at night. When my friend woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water she walked right into it and fell. I laughed... hard.

It's the only prank I remember right now...

yes. once i got a hotdog and put it in my mga kaibigan mouth when he was sleeping. me and my brother were saying stuff like "ew, why are you sucking that." it was just funny.

Okay mine is... i estola my moms lipshtick and drew with it then i gave her the pics! I'm kidding that wasn't it!

my brother was playing with his toys and i threw one in the closest he went to go get it behind him! That's all i got!