Can you end this story? (2)

and the other police officer shoved his cock in his open mouth, once the others saw what was happening they all started to play with themselves and had a giant orgy, the end.

then me and loki klll the cops and will u to we take you money or what every you had thin madami cops come loki freezeis time loki open a potal we escape to asgard and thin me and loki hold hands waliking in the nght at asgard loki . i pag-ibig you my beautiful wfie me. i pag-ibig you to my lovele husband loki. halik me on the llips me. halik him back ... the end

"You will remain silent,if not I will be forced to hurt you girl." The police officer said,looking at me with a stern face. I was frightened. I calmed down though,I had to think calmly and figure out a way to escape. As I was thinking of a plan I didn't notice the cop who was on tuktok of me pulling out his gun and aiming it at my head. sa pamamagitan ng the time I noticed it,it was too late. I no longer existed.

The officer says: "You are in a heap of trouble," as he pulls out his pistol.
"B-but.... I didn't do anything!"
"You just robbed a bank and tried to outrun us. Don't tell me that's nothing."
"Rob a bank? W-what are you talking about?"
"The Swiss federal bank. You just estola over $100,000."
"This must be mistaken identity! Let me go, I didn't do it, I swear!"
(Now for some randomness, in the spirit of the club)
Sonic just happened to be there, as he was depositing in THAT EXACT BANK.
"Hey, why are you giving her trouble?"
"She just robbed that bank!"
She intervened: "No I didn't!" And she broke into tears.
"Take a segundo look."
"What use would that do me? She probably has the money hidden far, far away."
"I hate to do this officer, but since you've obviously got the wrong person..."
He took the mistaken criminal and ran away with her.
The officer tried shooting the blue blur, but it was of no avail, as he went too far too fast.
"Goddammit!"
Then, as he shot a civilian, the walkie-talkie went off.
"Officer, we've got the criminal behind bars."
"What criminal?"
"The girl that robbed the bank."
As he saw the innocent person he killed, he went into a rage.
"OH FUCK AM I SCREWED."
He went into his cop car and drove off, to be relieved of his duties a week later.
Too long? c: