It was attacked sa pamamagitan ng a pack of rabid alpacas then dropped off a plane into the rocky mountains in Colorado. It was picked up sa pamamagitan ng a hiker and carried to Las Vegas where it got addicted to pot, hookers, and gambling and eventually died of pagkain poisoning. It went to many concerts sa pamamagitan ng One Direction and Justin Bieber which only quickened its death rate. Then when it was all over, Google came and spat on the poor thing's corpse.
So, that's pretty much exactly how it all happened. R. I. P. Meebo