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peacebaby7 said:
Usually, I try a clever remark to counteract it. Although, if I can't think of a good one off the tuktok of my head, I usually just say something along the lines of, "And you care because?" or "Nice observation!" (said snidely) and turn the other way. All in all, though, I usually ignore them. Except when I'm called weird. I AM weird. You're just too normal! XP Here are some comebacks that I've come up with: If someone calls you fat: "And you're ugly. I can diet." "Correction: I'm overweight. Fat is a substance found under the first layer of skin. Last time I checked, I'm human, not fat." (for you nerds out there) "I'd rather be fat than rude like you." If someone calls you ugly: "I'm my own kind of beautiful." "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. If you don't think I'm pretty, cry me a river, build me a bridge, and GET OVER IT." "At least I have my manners. Unlike some people." (looking bully up and down and walking off) If someone calls you stupid/slow: "At least my reaction time's quicker." (bully doesn't know what you're talking about and/or laughs, you poke his/her cheek quickly and walk away) "And this bothers you because?" (if they say because it means they're better than you or something, scoff and continue ignoring them) If someone says you're not cool: "Well, cool is the same as cold. If I'm not cold, then I'm hot. I am hot. Thank you for embracing it." (wink and walk away) "If being 'cool' means being rude and disrespectful like you, then I'm happy the way I am, thank you." (if it's because you don't have many friends) "I'd rather have a few loyal mga kaibigan than to be mga kaibigan with people even remotely like you." (For glasses-wearers) If someone calls you four-eyes: "How ORIGINAL. You get that off of Rugrats?" "No, I have two eyes. My glasses just help them see. No, really. Look it up." If someone insults your family: "You know nothing about me or my family. And if they're lucky, they'll never have the pleasure of meeting you." "Oh, that's right. I forgot you've been living with my family for (your age) years, so you must know them much better than I. My apologies." (said snidely) If someone calls you gay/homosexual: "Takes one to know one." (if they're the same sex as you) "Why do you want to know? Is that a proposition?" (if you are homosexual) "Yes I am. Thank you for embracing it." Works for pretty much any insult: "Hey, stay away from me. I'm an asshole-phobic." (or allergic to assholes) "Don't you have anything better to do with your araw than be an asshole to people you don't even know?" "I have my taste/opinion, you have yours. Let's just agree to disagree, because I'm not wasting my time and energy with you." "I could say I hate your guts, but I actually don't hate you. I'm indifferent because I'm not wasting my time with someone whom I don't give a damn." "I'm not scared of you. I just don't give a damn."
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