Dumbest lie you ever told?

We have this class called tech ed at our school (basically woodshop) and I got bored two years nakaraan and wrote my name on the table. The teacher noticed and asked me if I did it and I sinabi no. Never asked about it again but I still get nervous whenever I go into tech ed every year. Never told anyone this lol.

I didn't crash the car.

I was really young.. like eight.. or so and I was eating from the trail mix jar. The thing was, I was eating only the smarties out of it. My parents walked in and I slowly set the jar off to the side and sinabi seriously, "Didn't do it."

Totally legit.

Well I told this person I cared .



That was really stupid of me .



And they actually believes me ,



So it was stupid of them too .

U see i had just finished watching Soul Eater

"It was Maka"


OK i can explain i was very oblivious and stupid and i had just broken a window and i was suffering from mood swings

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you told them you don't lie...

Mr. Alseph (my science teacher) is a JV assistant football coach at my school. He knows I do field hockey and girls' lacrosse. I told him I am a very lazy runner. He believed me.

well my mga kaibigan know i have an exciting life so one araw i dident go to school cause i was sick so an that araw i same back i told them that i won the pagoins (miss cutie award or something like that)

"i'm fine"

Well my cousins like to lie about stupid small things. But the dumbest was. "I didn't play on it."
When I saw they took thousands of pics of themselves on my Ipad camera.

It was Kiki she ate the MandM's!O.O*points at Kiki*

This is what my mom said, when I was young I used take apart the floor boards. They were small rectangular pieces of wood. My mom walked in and some of it was missing and then she finds me and I have one piece in my hands the other I am chewing on. My mom ask if I did it and I responded with a big fat NO which obviously was a lie.