i am in a fight with my my friend. does anyone have any good comebacks?

Im not surprised your fighting because you dont sound like a very good friend. And seriously who WANTS to fight there friends? Two wrongs dont make a right, you should end the fight immediatly.

Why do you WANT to continue fighting with your 'FRIEND'? REAL mga kaibigan don't do that. :(

I'm not going to help you call your friend names. Do you really want to stoop to that level? I knew a girl when I was in school who was a big bully. She would make fun of anybody who was "different" nerd, geek, disabled, short, fat, you name it. She picked on me because I had seizures and I was on a med. that made me gain weight. I sure you don't want to become like her, and I'm not going to encourage it!

I think the best "comeback" is to ignore the insults and pray for her.

i have to agree with clarklover ^ i fought with both of my mga kaibigan in 4th grade and let me tell ya, it was the worst taon of my life :/

fighting only leads to worse problems.

how can u fight with your freind. i know i had fights with my freinds b4 but re always 4gave eachother in the end. this is wat we were talking about in school today Cyber Bullying and right now your being a Cyber Bully.well tectenicly u are

fighting is stupid, which is how you're pagganap right now.

WHAT.LEAVE HER ALONE!!DONT EVER FIGHT apoy WITH FIRE!YOU ARE JUST GOING TO BE THE BAD GUY IF YOU DO THAT!!!!PLUS, SHES NERDY.SHE IS A WEAKLING!!DONT FIGHT.TO ME VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER.WELL THEN JUST LEAVE HER ALONE.I KNOW YOU WANT TO BE THE BETTER PERSON.YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THIS AND YOU SHOULDNT MAKE FUN OF OTHER PEOPLE EITHER!WHAT IF I sinabi THAT YOU WERE WEAKLING LONER.WOULD YOU WANT THAT?JUST KEEP THIS IN MIND.NEVER FIGHT apoy WITH apoy BECAUSE YOULL JUST GET BURNED.BE THE BETTER PERSON AND WORRY ABOUT YOUR SELF, NOT OTHERS.SHES YOUR FRIEND.I HAD A FIGHT WITH MY FRIEND ONCE AND I MISS HER NOW BECAUSE BEFORE I WANTED TO END THE FIGHT SHE MOVED TO HAWAII AND SHE WAS MY BEST FRIEND EVER SINCE KINDER.IM CRYING RIGHT NOW JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.SHE DIDNT EVEN BOTHERED TO SAY sa pamamagitan ng TO ME.I DID THE WRONG THING.DONT RUIN YOUR FRIENDSHIP~!!!LIKE I DID.

your pagganap realy irresponsable and childish. why would you want to continue a fight with your friend maybe she's an idiot for being mga kaibigan with you. what kind of a friend are you. you should just stop it and ilipat on. grow up a little because your pagganap like a 5 taon old. just go up to her and tell her you want to sought things out. it sounds like your jelus of her

Why fight with a friend?

you call this person your freind yet you come on here asking for mean comebacks you can throw at her and make fun of her on the web that doesn't sound much like a friend judging sa pamamagitan ng this you would not be a friend i want to have a true friend would be devestated that the fight broke out and do everything they could to help resolve it. I hope you can work it out with her. i'm sure you are a good friend but right now you are pagganap childish and immature this is not a way to treat a friend so grow up and settle this maturly

That is so wrong.that is not what a friend is if u were a friend you would not be talking about her like that and why do u want to fight with her and I would not want to be ur friend becuse u r not a true one.and mga kaibigan workthings out they dont ask for good comebacks to hurt them u r awful!:(

Well,i'm trying to see ur point of view but not succeeding.U shud say sorry,even if she's the bad guy here.Okay???And u dont sound like a good friend to me.A good mate wudn't ask for comebacks.Try and b a better mate.

You should just make up and be mga kaibigan again.It's not gonna help sa pamamagitan ng doing this.If you ask me i would say i'm sorry or what ever the reason is that your fighting.It's not worth it to lose a friend over something stupid like a tiny little fight...I think you should make up and enjot the time you have with your friends

Okay i get in fights with my mga kaibigan all the time...like ALL the time and im being serious, it sounds like you hate her alot? huh? well it sounds like you guys were never REAL frends... And so what if she likes a 'nerdy' guy? Some nerds are actually hot haha :)and i stink at sport too? no one makes fun of me!? is that suppose to be a bad thing now? I rekon if shes ditching you to try to act cool, she obviously doesnt care about the way you feel, and doesnt value your friendship, so i say ilipat on and find new better friends, you never know she could come back to you because she misses you..But if you think your gunna miss her then just make up with her! Thats all i can say :P

If she's short, just call her a JIT all the time! I do that to my friend and she gets really mad!

Oh, I have TONS!

1.When you look at an onion, it cries before you do.

2.Your mama is so stupid, she tried to put M'ms in ABC order!(You can also say the smae thing with skittles.)

3.Last time I saw something like you, It was brown and I had to flush it!

Thats just a few good ones. :)

The only effective comeback is to COMPLETELY IGNORE HER.

If your just gonna verbally attack her, your just gonna become like her.
Think about it :)

actually its kinds sad ur fighting,it'll probly b summin stupid,and WHY WHY HANG OUT WIV SUM1 LIKE TAHT?i meen,id b embarased ,no offence 2 ur m8.its kinda pointless ya noe.. (•̪●)