if you're pagbaba this it's too late

"Gotta stop listening to Drake. This girl just sent me nudes and I told her I like her eyes."

I don't rly wanna answer the Qs tbh I just liked the patong lalaki reference in the tanong title. Background though:

1. What timezone are you on?
EST
2. your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N
jod uz and i have no last name then
3. What do you think Victoria's secret is?
her boobs are fake
4. If you sumali the circus, what would you perform?
acrobatics i guess
5. Any tanong that you hate to answer?
well yeah i mean
6. What was the last lie you told?
idk
7. What's your major?
i am in high school
8. Have you ever made someone cry?
no
9. What's your favourite film beginning with the letter S?
stand sa pamamagitan ng me
10. Have you already thought about your mga sanggol names?
no

1. What timezone are you on?
no saying :p
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2. your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N
nope
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3. What do you think Victoria's secret is?
a store
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4. If you sumali the circus, what would you perform?
no idea
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5. Any tanong that you hate to answer?
some personal questions
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6. What was the last lie you told?
i don't know
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7. What's your major?
what
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8. Have you ever made someone cry?
no
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9. What's your favourite film beginning with the letter S?
idk
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10. Have you already thought about your mga sanggol names?
no i will when im pregnant tho
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post your background yo

sure!~

1. What timezone are you on?
~ Mountain time.

2. your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N
~ T... The last letter of my last name is the only letter left.

3. What do you think Victoria's secret is?
~ She's actually a man. Not that I'm one to judge, of course. I respect his(her?) choices.

4. If you sumali the circus, what would you perform?
~ I'd be the strong man, except I wouldn't be a man, nor would I be particularly strong. ScReW iT, i'D bE tHe ClOwN. hOnK.

5. Any tanong that you hate to answer?
~ Not that I can think of.

6. What was the last lie you told?
~ I pag-ibig my brothers.

7. What's your major?
~ I don't have one, I'm not in college.

8. Have you ever made someone cry?
~ Yes, intentionally.

9. What's your favourite film beginning with the letter S?
~ *favorite ;) Nah, I don't watch all too many movies.

10. Have you already thought about your mga sanggol names?
~ Nope.

I.) Eastern Time.
II.) J Oph And I have no last name. :|
III.) Meh.
IV.) I would be a flaming lion rider sword swallower!
V.) Nah, I will answer pretty much anything. :P
VI.) Who knows?
VII.) I have a major in Procrastination actually.
VIII.) Yeeeep. :|
IX.) S-Thor: The Dark World.
X.) Nope. I don't want any children.
XI.) Sure. :}