post the most stupid tanong that u have ever heard

Some American Girl on the Fanpop Chat asked me where i was from and i sinabi '' The UK '' and then she sinabi '' Whats the UK? '' then i sinabi '' The United Kingdom '' and then she sinabi '' Have you ever been to Europe? '' I MEAN C'MON!!!!!!!

#1-aline,y r u tall??

#2-wuld u like a bag with that? *thinks 2 self* no,ill just stick it up my arse shall i? (lmao ;D)

#3-why is a sanwits called a sandwich?

#4-are you an emo?

#5-do you want a slap?

6#-do you have ears?

#7-are you warm up there,cuz your nearer 2 da sun?

#8-do you want a tatoo?

#9-have u started ur period yet?

#10-you do know Bampira arnt real dont you aline? (mi nan asked me this,cuz i wus talkin 2 her about twilight.an i wus like wtf?im 13!)

well,the listahan culd b endless,but theese r the most recent

the stupidest tanong ive ever been asked was whats the number for 911 what the heck kinda tanong is that

OKAY # 1: HOW CN U DRIVE IF UR ONLY 12????
and secondly, i HAVE heard sum real stupid tanong tht i even Nawawala count! but the ones tht i hve in mind are real stupid from where i live!


FIRST STUPID QUESTION: This one was asked sa pamamagitan ng one of my classmates, "if u drink ur pee, cn u still live???"
yea tht tanong is stupid, gross AND obnoxious!
SECONG STUPID QUESTION: Okay my dad asked this one: "Do farts smell sweet???"
YECH! That tanong is stupid, gross, obnoxious AND embarassing cuz imagine if YOUR dad asked sumthing like tht in PUBLIC???

THRID STUPID QUESTION: Okay this one i read it in a book: "Did my pencil went to heaven?"
YES I KNOW!!! It's from the Diary of a Wimpy Kid! BUT it is stupid, silly, obnoxious, and retarded! BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THT PENICL DON'T GO TO HEAVEN, AND IF U THOUGHT THT(which I doubt) THEN U GOT SUM PROBS IN UR HEAD!

Well thts about it TTYL ;)

omg i have 2 that are really good that some1 actually sinabi and it was the same person both times!



1.) "Wait, do people speak spanish in spain?" (omg no joke! lol)


2.) Less funny but still good. After i took a trip to portugal the same person asked " So did you see the leaning tower of pisa in Portugal?"

for those of you who dont get how the segundo one is funny (its pretty sad if u dont) its funny because the leaning tower of pisa is in italy

I have two

#1
my teacher sinabi "we are going to have test tomorrow, it will be 15 questions, multiple choice" and this one kid raises his hand and goes "is the iksamen going to be multiple choice?"

#2
"What's a vowel?"

and that was coming from a fourteen taon old

ok ther was this one time me and my friend (sabrina) got into an argument in class. my friend was so angry she sinabi she hated me.
the teacher then sinabi to my friend. uy sabrina you dont have to get along with nafela (me) to like her. take a look at me and mr obrien (the head teacher of science) theres alot of things we dont agree on but i still like him. sabrina then stood up and sinabi omg mrs does your husband know you like him.

i dont know if you think its funny but i tought it was hilarious

Okay I have a really dumb stupid twin question. This girl wasn't obviously thinking. "Do ever wake up and not know which twin you are?" Seriously I asked her "What's wrong with you?"

This kid in my health class(he is 15)and goes..

How are mga sanggol made?

Okay... i over heard this one chick ask her friend "What's Einstein's last name?" I was like... WTF! really!

"Girls cant fart can they?"

"wait,whats a verb?"

"today is the first araw i will not let you borrow calculators."

"Wait,can i borrow a calculator?"

"how do i light this lighter?"

What is the phone number for 911?

And if anyone cares, I'm actually submitting this from my cell phone right now! :)

UPDATE:
A couple days nakaraan in History we got off topic when someone asked, "How many states are there?" So our teacher said, "Fifty," and someone asked about other US territories and someone suggested, "Pluto?" It was hilarious XD

What is sex. This girl asked me that.

I was in drama one day, and our teacher was talking about our upcoming middle school musical production of Beauty and the Beast and the auditions dates and information in case we were interested. She said, "if you're not auditioning for a lead role, you can bring some mga kaibigan and sing a little song together for the audition."
Then this girl raises her hand and asks, "Um, what if we're not good singers?"
"Well, Maddie, everyone can at least carry a tune. And if you're in the chorus you will be pag-awit in a large group."
"But what if I don't want to sing? Can't I just, you know, lip sync?"

I mean, WTF? You don't lip sync in musicals, and if you think you sing bad, why are you auditioning for something where you SING?

Classmate: What's the difference between and atom and an ion?
Teacher: *long pause* I am thinking of... 19 ways I could kill you right now.

(we were in AP Chemistry, an you learn that like the first araw of regular Chemistry)

*At school, listening and talking about 3 sa pamamagitan ng Britney Spears* friend: *completely serious* omg, yesterday someone told me this song is about a threesome!!!!
I just stared at her... I mean, what do you say to that?

Me and my mga kaibigan ashley and Nicole were listening to a jonas brothers song
When Ashley sinabi "I pag-ibig Joe Jonas, he's so hot."
And Nicole totaly serious turns to Ashley and sinabi
"Who's Joe Jonas? Is he in the Jonas brothers band?"
I was like WTF and then started cracking up laughing. o_O


On Friday the 13th I was sitting in my class taking a test (It was totaly silent) When this girl asked "Mrs.P whats the date?"
My teacher looked at her and sinabi "Fiday the 13th."
The girl got mad and sinabi "I know its Friday but whats the number?"
My class erupted into laughter.

"What do you call a mining person?"

xD

Today we were in Intro To Tech class and the teacher was trying to explain the assingment to this one kid. He tells him that what he is looking for is under "k" on the rule sheet. The kid (he's like fifteen actually) says "The number "k"? Also somebody once looked at my awatara icon (which at the time was Goren from Criminal Intent) and asked "Is that your older brother?" that tanong cracked me up. Also, this one girl in my Spanish II class (Monica) asked "How do you say grr in Spanish?"

How old is your twin sister?

This is a tanong i got after i told them how old i was and that i was a twin. I get a lot of dumbshit twin questions

in 8th grade giana(stupidest girl ever) and me were looking at a map in history and here comes the stupid question...
giana: 'wait, we live in north america?'
me: '...seriously?'
it doesn't get any madami stupid than giana.

"are you the new kid?"
its gets so annoying!

"Hey Emily? Whats ur name?" i had a name TAG ON!! and he sinabi my name.

Also my ex-friend said, what's does IDIOT mean?

Person#1: You are sloooooowwww
Person#2: I AM NOT SLOOOOOW! Wait I don't get it. Can you explain???

okay my friend seriously asked me this. we were talking and she was telling me of this really cool blanket her nan had knitted for her
"And its made out of really nice sheeps wool," she said. And then she went "huh, i wonder what sheeps wool is made out of." me andthis guy tried to keep a straight face and went, "well i dunno, maybe elepante hair or something," and then she realised her mistake.

And i swear to god i'm not lying about this one. Someone asked this tanong and i was laughing all through class.

Okay at the moment in pe, we were learning about Sex ED and my teacher was drawing the female reproduction organ (you should get what i mean) and no joke one guy (we are like 14 sa pamamagitan ng the way) went, "Is that a goat" and i started LMAO.

susunod one, okay well in class we were pagbaba a novel Lockie leonard and at one point the girl who the guy had a crush on had an embarresing moment where a bunch of tampons fell on her.
Well the class laughed a bit when one guy goes, "Whats a tampon." The whole class busted up laughing but the teacher wouldn't tell him, and so she said, "Ask your mother."
Anyway so the boy wouldn't take that so he actually got up and started rifling through the dictionary he he. I know thats not really a stupid tanong but it was still really funny.

Another one similar was when i told my friend a rumour giong around about her, someone had called her frigid (Means sexually unresponsive) so when i wouldn't tell her i told her to go ask our teacher being sarcastic but she actually did. So our teacher looked at her and just went, "Why are you talking about thta in my class." She sighed and went to go get a dictionary, she looked it up and started screaming. LOL.

And this is one of mine. We were walking out of class and i was about to call out to my friend and ask where she was when i found her. But i don't know why but i stared at her and still called out, Where are you.

Yes i know, dumb tanong sa pamamagitan ng me he he okay that should do he he.

Once me and my friend were standing at the mall and she looked at a sando and read the tag and it sinabi (100 percent cotton) And she said, "Is it cotton?"
LOL dumb

once in school there was a new kid named Jen and she asked me, "Hey, Melanie, wats ur name?" it made me wanna manuntok her in the mouth, really.
Also once she asked me on my birthday right after i announced it to the whole class, "Hey, Mayie, (she didnt remember my name even though she always ask and i tell he)when is your birthday?"

Somebody ask me if Barack and Michelle Obama were siblings.

#1.post the most stupid tanong that u have ever heard (sorry pretty stupid question)
#2.(happened in class)Kid:How do you draw the moon?teacher:Draw a circle..kid:i don't draw circles well...teacher:.....
#3.How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?..
#4.little brother:whats this mean?(sticks up middle finger)me:Holeyyy shitski!
#5.Why does the wind blow?
#6.*After teacher explains what homework is tonoght*:What's our homework again?


These are just a few that really..are just so retarded i can't describe them... my little bro better stop pulling up the birdy before birdy go bye-bye....XD

in french class there was a test and someone asked if we answer the tanong in french

"If we wear too much winter clothes would that weigh the car down?"

It was stupid considering I heard this from my auntie -.-"

I have a few.

1.Is there apples in mansanas pie?

2. What are the Jonas Brothers last names?

3. Someone came up to me one time and asked me,"Hey Boomer, what's you're name?"

Ok. Me and my mom were telling my cousin and my aunt about something that we saw:

Me and mom were driving to town and saw a pad (unused, I shall note) stuck on the stop-sign.

Well, my aunt started making jokes about how the police would find the boys who put it on there, and one boy would say (and I quote my aunt) “It wasn’t me, it was Johnny!”

My cousin sinabi (just as serious as could be) “Was Johnny the one that did it?”…

I don’t think she EVER realized that my aunt was only JOKING!

After the laughter had died away from THAT, my cousin sinabi “Well, anyway, how’d they get it to stick to the sign?”…

I mean, COME ON! What did she expect them to do? Stick it on with Crazy Glue???!

I could understand if she was a young guy, and didn’t know. But we’re talking about a 13 taon old GIRL, who USES them!

True story, sa pamamagitan ng the way.

well... i got a text the other araw from my friend ans she asked me: "if you were a cupcake building a dog house with waffles, how many licks would it take to get to the center of an owl?"

....
i responded with four...

lolz my classmates do this all the time:
Teacher: ok the test is sagot only
My classmate: teacher is it sagot only?
xD
teacher: any questions?
one of my classmates: is BEAUTIFULING a word?
(omg i died at this one xD)

my classmates ask stupid tanong like this all the time xD

(1)"Classmate: Do you like horses?
Me: No.
Classmate: But your mga kaibigan like horses. Are you sure you don't?"

Err, I think I know my own likes and dislikes, and just because my mga kaibigan like something it doesn't mean I do. This is stupid on so many levels.

(2)"Are those birds hibernating?"

Asked sa pamamagitan ng my brother who was 12 years old at the time!

(3)"What age are you?"

Asked sa pamamagitan ng my friend of 3 years, lol! XD

(4) During an Art class at my school, a classmate asked me: "Did you take art?"

No, I took music....!!! Why else would I be in the classroom?? :/

My sister asks quite a few stupid tanong but they've escaped my mind right now.

When you're upset/crying then someone comes up to you and says 'are you alright?' *well, obviously I'm not if I'm crying....* o_0

"How does this microwave work?"
And she was talking about a ligtas XD

WHO IS HOTTER: JOHNNY DEPP OR ______ (insert name)

hate these kind of questions, i will always answer: DUH johnny of course!

sounds stupid, i know, but im hooked on johnny<3

"can you help me find my earring?"

"Sure where is it?"

UGH!

NEW CLASSMATE:hi sandra what's your name?
ME:euh i dont know maybe sandra
NEW CLASSMATE:and you are in which class??
ME:are you laughing or you are really stupid?we are in the same class