WHATS THE MOST EMBARRASING THING THATS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU???

I was swimming in my pool, and I did a dive, and my bottoms flew off! And my brother was out there!

The time I farted in music class in the fourth grade...
Now I ask to go to the bathroom when i need to fart.
DAMN YOU, CEREAL, WHY DID YOU GIVE ME GAS? T_T

(And because I'm a good sport, I'mma post LOLcat...
or LOLchicken.
Whatever.
Same difference.
SHIATSUUUUU!1!!11!!1!!!)

My brother's friend's family always has a party in the summer and I went a couple of years ago, don't usually go but they have a pool, so I figured, why not? Anyways I was in the bathroom but I couldn't get the lock to work, and then while I was doing my "business" the door opened and my brother and his friend walk in! I mean, what the hell?? What were they doing, walking into a bathroom with the door closed?! Anyways, I haven't gone to the Hamiltons' pool party since...

I have two:
1. I ran into a sliding glass door!
2. I farted in the aklatan with like a million people around me at the time.