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Always & Forever
By: moolah
Chapter One: Tuesdays
    
    Hi! My name is Naomi Locket. I am 15 years old and I have no parents. None! They died in a horrible car accident, but that’s all right sa pamamagitan ng me, it gives me madami time to spend with the hottest guy alive-Thomas Richards. He’s my boyfriend of 2 years. He has auburn hair and green eyes. But, the disadvantage of having a boyfriend, and being so close, is the often result-babies. Our daughter and son (twins), Jordyn(girl) and Emmett(boy) are about 6 months old. Jordyn is the most adorable little baby, whenever she is sleeping, and Emmett has the best eyes-they are a silky blue and they look as soft as a bunny. We kept Jordyn and Emmett and they know, sleep, eat, burp, and poop. I’m in school still, but things get even crazier because I have my little sister, Annie and my little brother, James living with me. My older sister, Hailey took Greg, our poodle and went and decided to live with her boyfriend, Martin. My twin brothers that are older than me, took the great responsibility of taking our two hermit crabs, John and Pauline. They are so mature.
    Today is Tuesday. I hate Tuesday’s because, that’s when Thomas’ bratty little sister, Angie comes and stays at our house with me, the twins, James, Annie, and Thomas. It sucks because she’s always coughing on the twins (she once got Jordyn sick) and she’s always pulling Annie’s hair. She draws on the walls too. Sometimes Thomas covers for her as well-saying it will be decorative. He didn’t even blame her when she got our daughter sick!
    So, Thomas woke up early whenever Emmett started crying. I got Jordyn, because it’s like a chain reaction. Emmett was bawling, because he bumped his head. After he got Emmett settled he made an English muffin with cream cheese on it and hopped in the truck and went on the way to his parent’s house to get darling little Angie. I was ecstatic.
posted by Gretute2772
1.Most putbol players run 7 miles in a game.
2.The only 2 mga hayop that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
3.Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
4.It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.
5.When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
6.Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die.
7.Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
8.Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an...
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posted by CoaxochYJ
My suicide note that I threw away cuz of my awesome mga kaibigan and life I wanted to keep.

To the friends, I call my family,

By the time you read this letter, I will be only a faded memory.

A corpse on the cold bathroom floor.

It is too late for me now, and I know it.

Even as I write this letter I can feel the life draining out of me.

But I feel it, so that's something, right?

I have been dead for a while now, though you may not have noticed.

I died the night I couldn't pag-ibig you, my love.

I loved you with everything.

My heart, my body and soul.

I am sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

At least you're happy....
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1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...
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I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping kariton and switch the items with stuff from the person susunod to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...
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These are my tuktok 15 LEAST paborito celebrities and just like with my tuktok 15 paborito celebrities listahan I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell you how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to ipakita that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a listahan like this pretty much just sinabi they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my listahan and please keep in mind this is just my...
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posted by Nein-Nein
 The brazen toro an execution device
The brazen bull an execution device
The period known as the Middle Ages stands out as one­ of ­the most violent eras in history. This epoch, lasting roughly 1,0­00­ years, from the 5th century to the 15th­, was a time of great inequality and brutality in much of Europe.
Here are some of the devices used to punish and torture criminals :-

THE BRAZEN toro :
The Brazen toro was a hollow brass statue crafted to resemble a real bull. Victims we­re placed inside, usually with their tongues cut out first. The door was shut, sealing them in. Fires would then be lit around the bull. As the victim succumbed to the searing heat inside,...
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posted by invadercalliope

Just killing time until the world ends.
Rika Furude (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)

◦Friends are nothing madami than the the people who you spend the fun yet meaningless times with. When those times get rough, they aren't there to support you.
Ryuuguu Rena (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
"I will live past June 1983, and then I am going to grow much taller, my breasts are going to get bigger. I'm not going to stay in a child's body for the rest of my life!"
"It's so cute, I want to take it home!"

"Omochiikaeri~!"

"Friends. Those companions you speak of are only mga kaibigan during those fun, yet unimportant...
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FHM Magazine released a listahan a few years back of the 50 worst t.v. characters of all time. I think it mostly pertains to sitcoms. So what do you all think? Agree? Disagree? Think they are missing people or that any of these people shouldn't be on the list?

50. Ross Gellar - Friends
49. Wilbur Post - Mister Ed
48. Janet Wood - Three's Company
47. Dwayne Wayne - A Different World
46. Jimmy Glick - Primetime Glick
45. The Professor - Gilligan's Island
44. Gomer Pyle - Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
43. Paul Shaffer - Late ipakita With David Letterman
42. Edna Garrett - The Facts of Life
41. Jessie Spano - Saved sa pamamagitan ng The...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that you haven't received enough tsokolate sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every tanong with another question. As soon as one of you says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...
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Okay so here's Part 2 :)

21.
Name: Keir O'Donnell (Actor)
From: Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Character: Veck
Attraction: Just everything - he's very beautiful



22.
Name: Tom Chambers (Actor)
From: Waterloo Road
Character: Max Tyler
Attraction: His lovely eyes

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23.
Name: Jack maringal na aparador (Actor)
From: Pirates Of The Caribbean 1-3
Character: James Norrington
Attraction: His smile and actually just him in general - he's like a prince lol



24.
Name: Jonas Armstrong (Actor)
From: Robin Hood
Character: Robin Hood
Attraction: His cheeky smile and I like his accent too



25.
Name: Ed Westwick (Actor)
From:...
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posted by d3ath_3at3r
In a pub iksamen the other araw I Nawawala sa pamamagitan ng one point. The tanong was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.


One of the other tanong was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.


I've heard that mansanas has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.


There's a new Muslim clothing tindahan that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some bombero jackets.


You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...
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1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go tahanan and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted sa pamamagitan ng aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late you are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me pasulong to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well...
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Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song (Start at 0:46): link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Sonic The Hedgehog tagahanga Fiction

Bad Auditions sa pamamagitan ng Bad Actors

Starring Sally Acorn as the Casting Director
Silver The Hedgehog as Roger
Amy Rose as Melissa
Sonic as Melissa's pagganap Coach
Shadow as Joe
Rouge as Josie
Mina as Maria
1970's Jack Nicholson as Martin
Bunnie Rabbot as Catherine
1970's Erik Estrada as Mark
Vanilla as Charlize
Vector, Espio, & Charmy as Charlize's Agents
Sean The...
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added by Blaze1213IsBack
Saturday Night Live skit where Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson invents a child molesting robot. I didn't know about this until today.
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