I found this on the internet is so funny read and enjoy and if you like it the credit is not for me so have fun!
Guest: “why does the dog sit there and watch me eat?”
Hotel Host: “I can’t imagine, unless it’s because you have the plate he usually eats from.”
A guy phones up his boss , but gets the bosses’ wife instead:
“I am afraid he died last week” she explains.
The susunod araw the man calls again and asks for the boss.
“I told you “the wife replies, “He died last week”
The susunod araw again he calls again and once madami asks to speak to his boss, sa pamamagitan ng this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:
“I’ve already told you twice, my husband, your boss, died last week! Why do you keep calling?”
“Coz……”he replied laughing, “I just pag-ibig hearing it……………………”
Surd “excuse me sir, what time is it?”
Man: its 3:15
Surd (puzzled look on his face) “you know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that tanong all day, and each time I get a different answer”.
Teacher: what are the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don’t know
Teacher: they are called Turks, now what are the people of Germany called?
Student: they are called Germs.
Guest: “why does the dog sit there and watch me eat?”
Hotel Host: “I can’t imagine, unless it’s because you have the plate he usually eats from.”
A guy phones up his boss , but gets the bosses’ wife instead:
“I am afraid he died last week” she explains.
The susunod araw the man calls again and asks for the boss.
“I told you “the wife replies, “He died last week”
The susunod araw again he calls again and once madami asks to speak to his boss, sa pamamagitan ng this time the wife is getting upset and shouts:
“I’ve already told you twice, my husband, your boss, died last week! Why do you keep calling?”
“Coz……”he replied laughing, “I just pag-ibig hearing it……………………”
Surd “excuse me sir, what time is it?”
Man: its 3:15
Surd (puzzled look on his face) “you know, it’s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that tanong all day, and each time I get a different answer”.
Teacher: what are the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don’t know
Teacher: they are called Turks, now what are the people of Germany called?
Student: they are called Germs.
I've been planning to do this for a long time and now I'm finally doing it. I have voices of different variety and though some get a lot of criticism but I don't care. To me these women have such jaw dropping voices that never sises to amazing me. I'm going to name the singer, describe why I pag-ibig her voice so much, and leave a link of where I think their voice sounds the best, whether if it's live, studio, or movie. Please comment and please keep in mind this is just my opinion.
10.Liz Callaway
I've loved her voice ever since I was little and watched her in The sisne Princess, Anastasia,...
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10.Liz Callaway
1.people excpect you to be good all the time and stay the same
2.Your mga kaibigan get jelious when you hang with other people.
3.more people then you think hate you and think your stuck up.
4.If your a mean popular person people might ditch you.
5.People talk about you behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.
6.The teachers know not to put you with your mga kaibigan because you talk to much.
7.You hang out with alot of people but madami then 90% of them are just hanging out with you because your popular.
8.If your a popular girl and you have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling you a slut.
9.If your a popular boy and you have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.
10.if you had a good friend and then you became popular they might stop hanging out with you because they think there not good enough.
2.Your mga kaibigan get jelious when you hang with other people.
3.more people then you think hate you and think your stuck up.
4.If your a mean popular person people might ditch you.
5.People talk about you behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.
6.The teachers know not to put you with your mga kaibigan because you talk to much.
7.You hang out with alot of people but madami then 90% of them are just hanging out with you because your popular.
8.If your a popular girl and you have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling you a slut.
9.If your a popular boy and you have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.
10.if you had a good friend and then you became popular they might stop hanging out with you because they think there not good enough.
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, or being a creep, you will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks you can use.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell you where I fucking live so we can fuck walang tiyak na layunin strangers.
Stranger: You like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: You ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, or copy everything they say.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell you where I fucking live so we can fuck walang tiyak na layunin strangers.
Stranger: You like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: You ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, or copy everything they say.
