-The only reason people get Nawawala in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
-The road to success is always under construction.
-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
-If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
-After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist sinabi something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
-A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
-Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
-I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The susunod day, she locked me in the cellar.
-I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
-Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
-Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
-Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
-One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
-He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor
Whoa, time out. Football is on.
Sorry. I was just picturing you naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't you have some laundry to do or something?
You are so cute when you get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a minuto - I get it. What time of the buwan is it?
You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of asong babae flakes this morning!
Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
Sorry. I was just picturing you naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't you have some laundry to do or something?
You are so cute when you get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a minuto - I get it. What time of the buwan is it?
You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of asong babae flakes this morning!
Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
1. Get a bag of skitles. Knock on your neighbor's door, when they open throw the skitels at them and say "taste the rainbow".
2. Leave a note saying you ran away and then hide in a puno or in a trashcan.
3. Chase squirls all araw long.
4. Ride your bike around your kalye pag-awit a litte kid song like barnney
5. Go to a garahe sale and hide things in the bushes, then come back and get them.
6. Get a bag of chettos and throw them at someone.
7. halik a walang tiyak na layunin person and say "remember me"
8. Take your sisters/brothers underwear put tsokolate on them and hang them on peoples door knobs.
2. Leave a note saying you ran away and then hide in a puno or in a trashcan.
3. Chase squirls all araw long.
4. Ride your bike around your kalye pag-awit a litte kid song like barnney
5. Go to a garahe sale and hide things in the bushes, then come back and get them.
6. Get a bag of chettos and throw them at someone.
7. halik a walang tiyak na layunin person and say "remember me"
8. Take your sisters/brothers underwear put tsokolate on them and hang them on peoples door knobs.
1. You're beautiful.- girls think when you say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.
2. You look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and you never get tired of being with us.
4. I pag-ibig you and only you.-Well, you guys get the picture.
5. I will be with you forever.
6. You have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. You shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for you to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
2. You look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and you never get tired of being with us.
4. I pag-ibig you and only you.-Well, you guys get the picture.
5. I will be with you forever.
6. You have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. You shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for you to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
1. Walk up to a walang tiyak na layunin person, grab both their shoulders, look into their eyes and say, "I feel bad for you, son."
2. Walk up to a walang tiyak na layunin person, then point to another person and whisper loud enough for the person you are pointing at to hear, "That guy seriously has issues for him to work out."
3. Walk up to a walang tiyak na layunin person the same gender as you and say, "Yes! I like your movements!" or "You're as tight as fuck!" Especially if it's an adult with little children.
4. In a place where there are a lot of people, point to a walang tiyak na layunin man's dick and yell out, "There's a raccoon! Natures ninjas! Oh shiiittt!"
5. Just walk up to a person don't even know and say, "You again!? Meh, it's your life."
2. Walk up to a walang tiyak na layunin person, then point to another person and whisper loud enough for the person you are pointing at to hear, "That guy seriously has issues for him to work out."
3. Walk up to a walang tiyak na layunin person the same gender as you and say, "Yes! I like your movements!" or "You're as tight as fuck!" Especially if it's an adult with little children.
4. In a place where there are a lot of people, point to a walang tiyak na layunin man's dick and yell out, "There's a raccoon! Natures ninjas! Oh shiiittt!"
5. Just walk up to a person don't even know and say, "You again!? Meh, it's your life."
(Big idea)
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes you mad or doesnt agree with your point of view you just ulat them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes you mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont ulat thm. Because we are a big family and we dont ulat or block family we care and ipakita pag-ibig for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to ulat someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
pag-ibig all around
-Jordan
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes you mad or doesnt agree with your point of view you just ulat them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes you mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont ulat thm. Because we are a big family and we dont ulat or block family we care and ipakita pag-ibig for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to ulat someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
pag-ibig all around
-Jordan
