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Application For Permission To petsa My Daughter
Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied sa pamamagitan ng a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical ulat from your physician.


Name:
petsa of Birth:
Height:
Weight:
IQ:
GPA:
Social Security Number:
Driver's License Number:
Boy Scout Rank:
Telephone:
tahanan Address:
City:
State:
Zip:



Do you have one male and one female parent? ____
If "No", explain:



Number of years your parents have been married: ____
Any brothers or sisters? ____
Are they normal? ____


Do you own or have access to a van? ____
A truck with oversize tires? ____
A waterbed? ____


Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly button ring? ____


Do you have a tattoo? ____

If you have answered YES to #3, #4 or #5, discontinue application and leave immediately.


In fifty words or less, what does Late mean to you?





In fifty words or less, what does Don't touch my daughter mean to you?





In fifty words or less, what does Abstinence mean to you?





In fifty words or less, what does Real Pain mean to you?





Church/Temple you attend: ____________________________

How often do you attend: ____________________________


When would be the best time to interview your mother, father and priest/rabbi? ____________________________



Please fill in the blanks:


If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded would be my ____________________________


If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken would be my ____________________________


A woman's place is in the ____________________________


The one thing I hope this application doesn't ask is ____________________________


When I meet a girl, the one thing I always notice about her first is ____________________________

Note: If answer begins with "T" or "A", discontinue and leave premises - keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised





What do you want to be if you grow up?





I swear that all the above information is correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, bodily harm, dismemberment, torture or mental abuse.
Signature of applicant _________________________________

Signature of father _____________________________________

Signature of mother ____________________________________

Signature of priest/rabbi ___________________________________

Signature of State Representative _________________________



Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. Please allow 4-6 years for processing. You will be contacted in Pagsulat if approved. If denied, please never apply again. Don't call me, I'll call you.
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O_O I pag-ibig THE ipakita SO walang tiyak na layunin I KNOW THIS DOESNT GO WITH THIS CLUB BUT ITS CALLED RANODM DO U GET IT GET IT I MAY BE FAST AND I I CAN I CAN ICAN CINA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LOL U ARE SO NICE U ARE SO NICE DONT DENYYYYYY
me: AHHHHHHHHHHHH OK OK FRED! CALM DOWN
fred: ok SO I pag-ibig ICE CREMA AND CAKE AND STUFF keth: ur weird
fred: SHUT Up!!! SO AND I LIKE STICKERS AND STUFF AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
me: FRED! calm down ur going to fast! OK OK CUT THE ipakita CUT THE SHOW! ok i think he ate to much kendi freddd fred: OK I A- *falls on ground
me: OH MY GOSH FRED YOU OK!! ice cream o_o
"Hey guess what?" Lauren, my best friend, sinabi as we sat in the computer room of my house, looking at Katy Perry music videos. I looked over and answered, "What?". She pulled out a small card with a "BK" watermark on it.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford mabangis na kabayo Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time paborito fast pagkain restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out or dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!"...
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posted by karpach_14
1. Guys hate sluts.

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all araw but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex...
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From many months of being here on Fanpop, I have only recieved 3 best answers. Hey, I'm still livin'! Don't fret if you never got a best answer, just simply drink gatas out of a coconut, sit back and relax on a nice couch, and listen to my soothing words. Ok, I'm gonna shut up now and just talk about best answers.

1. Sometimes, don't actually do the the tanong might say to do. Dig deeper into it, deeper, deeper, DEEPER...ok, maybe your confused. I'll give an example:
Question: Why does everyone hate on Nickelback?
My answer: Because they don't have any nickels on their backs. Liars.
Get it now?...
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User: I'll do it when I'm pregnant.


Cleverbot: Are you really typing now or is it all computerised.


User: Well come on man, you're a small guy. What size shoe do you wear? I wear a size 13. You look like a 9 or ... What, like an 8?


Cleverbot: And you're a guy! You've got tiny feet!


User: You're exactly right. I'm just sayin', you're right.


Cleverbot: Do you think all these tanong are coming from 1 person?

User: You keep doing that and I'm gonna drop this kid right here.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, you're just not as smart as you used to be.

User: They say that this should be served at room temperature, but it's best cold: Revenge.

Cleverbot: Not quite alive?! You are a machine. Why can't you accept this?