I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!
mga rosas are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?
Right now I'm sitting here looking at you trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
A pretty girl can halik a guy* a bird can halik a butterfly* the rising sun can halik the grass* but you my friend!! yes you!! YOU CAN halik MY ASS*******
If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do you wear a bra??!
mirrors don't talk but lucky for you %n they don't laugh
Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle
People like you are the reason I'm on medication.
Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide these bodies
I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you.
Don't bother leaving a message.
Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside sa pamamagitan ng itself!
I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
Hey, Remember that time I told you I thought you were cool? I LIED.
I need you...........I want you............To get out of my face
Damn not you again.......
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege.
If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called you first.
I am not anti-social..I just don't like you
If you're gonna act like a dick you should wear a condom on your head so you can at least look like one !!!
Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...
There are some stupid people in this world. You just helped me realize it.
Until you called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.
If you ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would you say when you got there?
Wow, you looked a lot hotter from a distance!
kanselahin my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.
I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!
Earth is full. Go home.
If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.
Hey, heres a hint. If i don't answer you the first 25 times, what makes you think the susunod 25 will work?
how do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...
Oh dear! Looks like you fell out of the ugly puno and hit every branch on the way down!
What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...
I'm sorry, Talking to you seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.
Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop you when you were a baby?
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
God made mountains, god made trees, god made you but we all make mistakes.
Remember Hesus loves you but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.
I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.
Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
Why don't you go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself
Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone
How about a little less tanong and a little madami shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.
FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this
morning... Leave me alone!
Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this listahan doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.
When you were born you were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom!
My Mom sinabi never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!
Forget the ugly stick! you must have been born in the ugly forrest!
I really don't like you but if you really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.
You know the drill! You leave a message....and I ignore it!
The Village just called. They sinabi they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours...
I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!
Why are you bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to you and your stupid nonsense.
You dont know me, you just wish you did.
Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't you go play in traffic?!
You have your whole life to be a jerk....so why dont you take a araw off so.. leave me a message for when I get back!!!!
mga rosas are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?
Right now I'm sitting here looking at you trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
A pretty girl can halik a guy* a bird can halik a butterfly* the rising sun can halik the grass* but you my friend!! yes you!! YOU CAN halik MY ASS*******
If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do you wear a bra??!
mirrors don't talk but lucky for you %n they don't laugh
Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but you need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle
People like you are the reason I'm on medication.
Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide these bodies
I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you.
Don't bother leaving a message.
Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside sa pamamagitan ng itself!
I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
Hey, Remember that time I told you I thought you were cool? I LIED.
I need you...........I want you............To get out of my face
Damn not you again.......
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege.
If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called you first.
I am not anti-social..I just don't like you
If you're gonna act like a dick you should wear a condom on your head so you can at least look like one !!!
Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...
There are some stupid people in this world. You just helped me realize it.
Until you called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.
If you ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would you say when you got there?
Wow, you looked a lot hotter from a distance!
kanselahin my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.
I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!
Earth is full. Go home.
If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.
Hey, heres a hint. If i don't answer you the first 25 times, what makes you think the susunod 25 will work?
how do you keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...
Oh dear! Looks like you fell out of the ugly puno and hit every branch on the way down!
What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...
I'm sorry, Talking to you seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.
Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop you when you were a baby?
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
God made mountains, god made trees, god made you but we all make mistakes.
Remember Hesus loves you but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.
I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.
Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.
Why don't you go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself
Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone
How about a little less tanong and a little madami shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.
FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this
morning... Leave me alone!
Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this listahan doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.
When you were born you were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom!
My Mom sinabi never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!
Forget the ugly stick! you must have been born in the ugly forrest!
I really don't like you but if you really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.
You know the drill! You leave a message....and I ignore it!
The Village just called. They sinabi they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours...
I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!
Why are you bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to you and your stupid nonsense.
You dont know me, you just wish you did.
Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't you go play in traffic?!
You have your whole life to be a jerk....so why dont you take a araw off so.. leave me a message for when I get back!!!!
These are just walang tiyak na layunin ways to eat my paborito cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.
1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with presa milk
5. frozen
6. nagyelo with milk
7. nagyelo with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in nagyelo yogurt
11. in nagyelo yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with mani butter
14. nagyelo with mani butter
15. nagyelo with 7up
16. with mani mantikilya and 7up
17. with seresa 7up
18. nagyelo with seresa 7up
19. nagyelo with mani mantikilya and seresa 7up
20. sa pamamagitan ng itself
If you try any of these and like it, please write a comment and tell me which one(s) you tried. :)
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.
1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with presa milk
5. frozen
6. nagyelo with milk
7. nagyelo with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in nagyelo yogurt
11. in nagyelo yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with mani butter
14. nagyelo with mani butter
15. nagyelo with 7up
16. with mani mantikilya and 7up
17. with seresa 7up
18. nagyelo with seresa 7up
19. nagyelo with mani mantikilya and seresa 7up
20. sa pamamagitan ng itself
If you try any of these and like it, please write a comment and tell me which one(s) you tried. :)
I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.
Ash
Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if you ever, one araw decide to call me that. If you think I'm insane, run away, because you are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too You a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. You think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.
Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .
Ash
Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if you ever, one araw decide to call me that. If you think I'm insane, run away, because you are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too You a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. You think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.
Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .
