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posted by victoria7011
Well hey!This is a listahan of 20 things to annoy your parents...

1.Say "thats hot!" after EVERY thing you say

2.Take all of the toilet paper from the bathroom and try to sell it to ur parents.

3.Look through magazines and shout loudly "BRITTANY IS MARRIED TO A CAVE MAN!" and other walang tiyak na layunin things whenever your parents are near you.

4.When they say a word from a song you know,burst into that song.

5.Tap on their door all night.

6.At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"

7.Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

8.Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

9.Have 20 imaginary mga kaibigan that you talk to ALL the time.

10.Whisper to a pen/pencil whenever they ask you something and make the pen/pencil tell the answer.

11.Pluck there hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

12.Moo when they say your name.

13.Follow them around the house everywhere.

14.Dress in there clothes and when they see you, say that these clothes look like they were for grannys/grandads.

15.Tap on their door all night.

16.Look at them with a troll face for about 10 minutos then go back to normal and ask why they are staring at you.

17.When theyre not looking, fling a ball at them and say it was your friend.

18.Turn off the TV when theyre watching it.

19.When your about to fart, say AHHHHHH IM ABOUT TO BLOW THIS PLACE UP!Then fart and jump into the air.

20.Pretend to pick a bogey out your nose and fling it at them.

Hoped you enjoyed them!:)
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This has probably happened to a lot of you because of taking notes in class.

Have you ever got a little blister or callus because of Pagsulat too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure or rubbing for too long against your skin.

Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the gitara or even cooking a lot can result in calluses.

So you have some calluses and you want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.

You can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with limon for 10 minutos and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams or pili oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and you will see a difference.

If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
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-Get to know a mga kaibigan bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.
-Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
-Call other people "Champ" or "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
-Drum on every available surface.
-Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
-Staple papers together in the middle of the page.
-Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
-Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
-Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
-Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
-Insist on giving weather forecasts in public. -Claim...
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I looked this up and it was interesting.

The word “dream” is most likely related to the West Germanic draugmus, (meaning deception, illusion, or phantom) or from the Old Norse draugr (ghost, apparition) or the Sanskrit druh (seek to harm or injure).e
You cannot snore and dream at the same time.c
Adults dream off and on, for a total of about an oras and half to three hours every night.e
By the time we die, most of us will have spent a quarter of a century asleep, of which six years or madami will have been spent dreaming—and almost all of those dreams are forgotten upon waking.g
The average person...
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When creating a listahan of 100 ways to motivate yourself it struck that there were some commonalities inherent in a lot of the entries. Most of the items on the listahan consist of a physical or emotional state that you don’t currently have but can make into a goal of some type that you can then strive after. The motivation in this is two fold if you keep in mind that the journey or striving is just as important as the goal or endpoint. If you can periodically look at how far you have come from where you started then the distance left to the goal won’t matter as much because you will have a sense...
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Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words

In 1386, a pig in France was executed sa pamamagitan ng public hanging for the murder of a child

You can't kill yourself sa pamamagitan ng holding your breath

There is a city called Rome on every continent

It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.

Dolphins sleep with one eye open!

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open

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#10 Ask if they have change for a penny.
#9 Have one of your mga kaibigan hit you on the back and spit out a piece of white gum or a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until you have $20 or more.
#7 If you have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do mga sanggol come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob or music videos.
#4 Go around pag-awit the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!