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A week nakaraan I made an artikulo of my 20 paborito animated heroines so I thought I'd make an artikulo for my 10 least paborito animated heroines. I'm not going sugar code it, I'm going to be brutally honest because I really hate all these girls. Just so there's no confusion I wanna let you know that that number 10 is the one I hate the least and number one is the one I hate the most. Please leave a comment on what you think about this, enjoy.

10.Lady(Lady and The Tramp)

I know she's considered one of the most loved disney heroines and the most loved of all the animal heroine but I really hate her. I think she's just really useless! Also I have to say she's REALLY stupid! She really didn't know what a baby was? I mean come on, she was like at least 16-18 in human perspective at the time. Shouldn't she know what a baby was sa pamamagitan ng than? Also she really thought she could trust an alligator to help her get the muzel off? She actually put her head in his mouth? That's not being naive that's called being stupid! She wasn't lacking streetsmarts she was lacking common sense! Plus and I know this is debateable she actually had sex with someone she just met. I know that sounds weird but uy they faded out, they were asleep, and they have kids at the end of the movie; so it's kind of debateable. Plus I just think she's completely useless and has no spark of heroic! Why do most animal heroines always have to be so useless? However she wasn't higher because I loved that scene where she tells off Tramp, I was impressed but that's the only time I actually like her. However I pag-ibig her son, Scamp.

9.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I know I'm going to get a lot of hate for this but please save all your boos for the end of the article. First of all I did like her in the first half of the movie; she was cool, brave, and wasn't afraid to speak against injustice. However in the segundo half of the movie her character goes downhill. Also I wanna make it clear that she did know that Quasimodo had feelings for her; she kissed him on the cheek to get him to do what she wanted to obviously she must've known. This is one of the reasons I hate her; she manipulated a poor deformed man who always wanted a girl to pag-ibig him. The main reason I hate her is because of Frollo was looking for her and was killing and ruining the lives of millions of innocent people. While all this is happening she's hiding and just watching like a selfish coward. She's a hypocrite, she claims to be someone who stands up for what she believes in but in this situation she's just a spinless coward hiding. The Esmeralda in the first half of the movie would've turned herself in to save everyone or done something. It's like she has two completely different personalities. I really hate her when she kisses Pheobus right in front of Quasi. She knew he had feelings for her and could've at least waited until he was gone. She doesn't ipakita any concern for Quasimodo and just tells him to make sure nothing bad happens to her boyfriend. When Quasimodo and Pheobus come to warm her and the gypsies all she does is thank Pheobus. HELLO Quasimodo is the only one who had a map to the Court of Miracles, you might wanna thank him. I also wanna say that despite what people think, she's not heroic or badass. The only reason people think she's badass is because of the scene at the festival where she was avoiding the guards but other than that she doesn't do anything much. Also she doesn't save anyone(besides Pheobus like once), actually she's constantly always getting saved herself sa pamamagitan ng other people; Quasimodo, Pheobus, the preacher, the gypsies, the citizens, and even her pet goat. SERIOUSLY? A STINKIN GOAT! I also just gotta say that I hate the hype over her looks, I don't even think she's pretty at all, I find her homely. I really hate that Quasimodo risks his life and everything all just for her and she still just goes with the good looking guy. What's that suppose to teach people? Oh well her lose, besides Quasimodo gets a girl in the sequel who's a MILLION times better and prettier than Esmeralda. She's not higher because I actually like her in the first half of the movie but I still hate her.

8.Faline(Bambi)

I hated her from the moment I saw her in the movie. She was just so ANNOYING! For one I hate how her young version just kept constantly giggling like an idiot! I hate animated girls that are like that, thankfully there aren't any that brainless in real life. I just really hate how she was completely useless in the movie! She's actually and unnecessary character and her only reason for existance is just to be Bambi's pag-ibig interest. I also don't believe she deserves someone as amazing as Bambi. She's just a bore! I can't believe she can't handle herself! I mean I know she has no antlers for protection but seriously she's not that useless! All she does in the movie is giggle constantly like an idiot, flirty with Bambi, act weak and useless, and constantly get into trouble. It's like the goes to use the bathroom and than suddenly she's in danger of being killed and needs someone to come and save her. I actually liked her in the sequel; she wasn't some idiot who constantly giggles, didn't always need someone to come and save her, and actually was sassy and charming. I suppose it's her lack of screentime that kept her from getting higher, since I had to suffer from the others longer.

7.Wendy(Peter Pan)

As many of you know I REALLY hate Wendy and find her to be completely spinless! Actually at the beginning of the movie I liked her and found her charming. However I started to hate her when she met Peter Pan, so it didn't exactly last long. She was so annoying how she wouldn't shut up! I mean come on doesn't this girl know how to shut u? Peter not all girls talk to much, just this one and some of the other girls on this list. I find her really stupid, like when Tinkerbell called her a big ugly girl and she was laughing than after like 5 minutos she realized she was being insulted. Seriously? It took her that long to realize she was being insulted? She really annoyed me how she couldn't even tell that Tinkerbell was trying to lose her. Plus she actually took pity on Tinkerbell after she tried to kill her. SERIOUSLY? NO ONE IS THAT NICE? She's such a mary-sue! I also found her really annoying how she got upset just because Peter and Tiger Lily were spending time together, YOU DON'T OWN HIM WENDY! She just never stands up to Peter. Also I like how she stood up to Hook but I hate how she doesn't try to fight like her daughter does. People say she can't because her brothers would be in danger, HELLO THEY ALREADY WERE! WHAT DOES SHE HAVE TO LOSE? SHE JUST WALKS THE PLANK WITHOUT A FIGHT! STUPID GIRL! She really has nothing going for her besides her pretty face. I liked her in the sequel as a mom, she was actually charming, smart, and not annoying. She's not higher because the others are just(surprisingly) madami annoying.

6.Clara(The Nutcracker)

I have to say I saw the movie recently and I just couldn't stand her. There were parts of the movie but mostly I just found her really irritating. First of all I find her really bratty! It's not going to kill her to let her little brother play with the Nutcracker, plus if she wasn't busy whining she would've noticed that he broke the toy and could've stopped him. So she shouldn't just blame him, it's just a little boy, I hate it when older siblings treat younger siblings like that. What really annoys me is how completely useless she is in the movie. She just stands and watches her toys and the Nutcracker fight the mouse King and the other mice. HELLO, YOU'RE HUGE YOU COMPARED TO THEM! STEP ON THEM! KILL THEM! DO SOMETHING YOU IDIOT! Sure she does throw her shoe at the mouse King but only right when he was about to kill the Nutcracker, if she just killed the mouse King earlier they wouldn't be in that situation. Plus the mouse King threatens to hurt her kitten she just begs him not to and than gets on her knees saying "Oh Nutcrack, what should I do?" STEP ON THE mouse AND KILL HIM YOU IDIOT! SERIOUSLY? IS SHE THAT USELESS AND STUPID? Why is it they have to work so hard to make girls dainty little weaklings, they're not this dainty. Besides this isn't being dainty this is because a completely usless moron! Plus I have to say she's REALLY UGLY! At least Wendy stood up against the villian somewhat once and was actually pretty. She's not higher because there are parts where I find her charming.

5.Princess Pea(The Tale of Despereaux)

I've actually only seen this movie once and that was enough for me to know how much I hate her! All she did was whine and mope around the palace, was rude to her servant, assumed things, and was a weak damsel in distress who just screamed. I mean she just whines about how sad the kingdom is, she could do something to help make the kingdom happy again, SHE'S THE STINKIN PRINCESS! Also she just treats her servant girl like garbage, the servant girl tries to be nice to her but no matter what she does she just acts rude to her. She also just assumes that the rat(whatever his name was) is bad and that he wanted to hurt her, just because a daga accidently killed her mother. She gets kidnapped sa pamamagitan ng rats! SHE SERIOUSLY COULDN'T EVEN RESCUE HERSELF FROM A MUNCH OF UGLY STUPID RATS? All she does is scream and wait for someone to come and save her, she's comepletely useless! I actually don't even find her pretty, she's BUTT UGLY! She has no charming moments! She's not higher because the others are even worse!

4.Cera(The Land Before Time)

Ever since I was a little boy I hated her, I always have and I always will! She was always just so annoying and full of herself. She would never admit that she was wrong, even when she was proven wrong she still wouldn't admit it! She's actually really racist, she believes all dinosaurs, except three-horns(triceratops), are inferior. She treats her friends, especially Littlefoot, like garbage. I hated her the most when she called Littlefoot's mother a "stupid old longneck", HELLO YOU SHE SAVED YOUR LIFE! You'd think she'd be madami greatful to her considering she died saving her life! She will never accept help from anyone and will take every oppurtunity she can just to ipakita off. Her and her dad are the only characters in the movie I actually hate! Despite what she thinks she's actually really stupid! She lacks common sense, she never thinks with her head, she just acts without thinking. Even when there's obviously a safer way she just goes with the madami dangerous way. She's rude to everyone she meets. This is really weird but when I was a little kid I actually thought she was a boy and Littlefoot was a girl, only as I got older I realized it was actually the other way around. She reason she's not in the tuktok 3 is because she does have a little bit of redemption in the end and in the sequel. I guess another reason is nostalgia, I grew-up with The Land Before Time 1-6.

3.Mrs. Calloway(Home On The Range)

I haven't seen this movie too many times but I really hate her and that stupid horse! She's just a boring stick in the mud! All she does it be negative about everything and is one of those cracky old neighbor ladies who are always mean to you and you hate. She's just HORRIBLE! I mean when the farm is going to be sold and Maggie has a plan to save it you'd think she'd at least consider it. No she just criticize it and only goes with Maggie and Grace because she thinks they won't last out there without her. She think thinks so high of herself that she doesn't think anyone is capable of doing anything without her. I hate how she thinks everything has to be her way of the high way, she thinks the only right way to do things is her way. LOOK HERE COW, YOUR WAY ISN'T THE ONLY WAY AND IF YOU WOULD TRY CONSIDERING SOMEONE ELSES IDEAS THAN MAYBE YOU'D REALIZE THAT SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY ARE JUST AS GOOD AS YOU! Despite how humble she think she is she's actually really arrogant, I'm surprised that hat of hers is big enough to fit that BIG FAT HEAD! I CAN'T STAND HER! She's not higher is because she does have a little big of somewhat redemption in the end. Plus my tuktok 2 are just insufferable!

2.May, Dawn, and Iris(All from Pokemon, the LAME version)

It's really hard to decide which one of these girls is the most annoying so I decided to just give all three the number 2 spot. These girls are what they tried to use to replace Misty, it was a complete and total failure! They're part of the reason the new Pokemon is AWFUL! All they ever do in the ipakita is whine, talk about how pretty they are, obsess over their appearence, act spoiled, get angry over the stupidest smallest things, act like complete idiots, never shut up, get into ridiculous fights with Jessie, overract to the smallest thing, get scared too easily, and always think about picking their pokemon for 5 minutos right in the middle of the battle. Examples are like with May it took her like almost 2 hours to get ready. WHAT DOES SHE THINK SHE'S GOING TO THE PROM? YOU'RE JUST TRAVELING IN THE WOODS STUPID! Plus how she was actually thinking about what pokemon to pick right in the middle of the match, HELLO YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO DO THAT BEFORE THE BATTLE! I found her really annoying how she always got into a fight with Jessie over who's wumple was better. SHE'S THE BAD GUY, YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO FIGHT HER NOT ARGUE WITH HER STUPID GIRL! Plus they totally copied Misty's family owning a gym and promising never to come back until she's a pokemon master. With Dawn she constantly obsessed over her looks, especially her hair. I mean it's like she worships her hair like it was god or something. She also obsesses over her outfits, basically anything that has to do with her looks she's obsessing over it. Plus when she first left on her journey she actually tried to bring 7 bags of luggage! SERIOUSLY? YOU'RE GOING ON A JOURNEY NOT A HOTEL/SPA YOU IDIOT! Plus they couldn't even find an original way for May and Dawn to meet Ash and Pikachu; they just repeated Misty's bike being electrocuted. With Iris she just never SHUTS UP! Seriously, she's even madami annoying than Wendy. She's overracts to every single little detail! I was so happy when Pikachu finally electrocuted her. All three of these girls are just super annoying and complete idiots! All they ever do is whine over little things like a much of big babies. They're completely useless and are just damsels in distress. They don't do justice to Misty AT ALL; she was useful, didn't constantly obsess over her looks, got angry but not over stupid stuff, didn't constantly whine, was smart, and was no damsel in distress. These girls are just a bunch of whiny, annoying, useless, weak, damsels in distress bimbos! These girls are part of the reason Pokemon is ruining my childhood. The only females on the ipakita that are worse are Misty's sisters. May and Dawn really have nothing going on for them besides their pretty faces, Iris is just cute; at least they're appearence helps somewhat with their HORRIBLE personalities. I've only watched two episodes of Pokemon with Iris in them and that was madami than enough, I watched most of the first season with Dawn in it and it was awful, I watched almost all the episodes with May in them; the only reason for that was I kep hoping Misty would come back, which she did but she didn't stay. I was happy when May left but sad when Dawn joined because that meant Misty was never coming back. THEY RUINED EVERYTHING! The only reason these girls aren't number 1 is because there's actually one heroine who is actually madami irritating than them.

1.Princess Irene(The Princess and the Goblin)

I saw her movie once and that was madami than enough! First of all her movie is INSUFFERABLE! I HATE THE MOVIE SO MUCH! I JUST WANTED TO PULL ALL OF MY HAIR OUT! If you haven't seen the movie than I'm jealous of how lucky you are! NEVER SEE IT! IT'S REALLY THAT AWFUL! Anyway time to talk about her, just like the entire movie, she's INTOLERABLE! First I'll say something nice about her, she's kind of pretty, that's it. She's just so whiny and all she does is whine. Plus out of all heroines she's the most useless and stupid! Whenever she sees a goblin all she does is just scream than lay on the ground crying. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE YOU STUPID IDOT! She's always just walking herself into danger. Plus she's really stupid! She couldn't figure out that she just had to ilipat a munch of rocks to get threw, it's not exactly that hard. Plus the fact that all people have to do to stop goblins and make them leave them alone is just to sing AND SHE CAN'T EVEN DO THAT! She's had several chances to just sing to save herself but she's so stupid she can't even do it! SING YOU IDIOT! She could've saved her life several times and all she had to do is SING! Plus she's the most weakest damsel in distress EVER! She makes Wendy and Bella sisne look like Mulan. She is always having to get saved. She even almost gets herself killed just from tripping. She even almost has herself a heroic moment but she messes it up, she actually ends up having to get saved AGAIN! This girl has been in trouble and needing saving like a thousand time. She's the worst of all animated heroines!
posted by energizerbunny
5. Avril Lavigne

Not a tagahanga but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.

4. Sophia Bush

She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.

3. Kaya Scodelario

Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!

2. Katie Cassidy

This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.

1. Megan Fox

Not a tagahanga but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!


Some people are just lucky I guess. <33
1.eat like 10 candys or something
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball or swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
"Hey guess what?" Lauren, my best friend, sinabi as we sat in the computer room of my house, looking at Katy Perry music videos. I looked over and answered, "What?". She pulled out a small card with a "BK" watermark on it.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford mabangis na kabayo Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time paborito fast pagkain restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out or dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!"...
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posted by ilovetowrite
How do you find motivation to exercise when you just don’t feel like getting off your butt? I ask myself this tanong every now and then, and I have the feeling I’m not the only one.

A few weeks ago, I wrote 4 Simple Steps to Start the Exercise Habit… and the fourth and final step was to add motivation as needed until the habit sticks. This post is to help you with that fourth step.

There are a million ways to motivate yourself to exercise, actually, but these are a few that have worked for me. And trust me, I’ve had days when I’ve struggled with exercise. Most recently, the things...
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posted by jbiebs4evajb17
1... ask Ur teacher if u can sharpen your pen(and ipakita your pen to them)
2... when taking attendance say here for every one.
3... when taking attendance.. tell the teacher that they sinabi your name wrong and say ur name different every time.
4.. raise your hand to ask a tanong and say some thing walang tiyak na layunin like.. i like cheese... or carrots are pink... or say something obvious,,etc,,
5... raise your hand when the teacher calls Ur name say what then they say u had Ur hand up and u say no i didn't..
6... ask your teacher if u can have a bath room pass when they give it to u say never mind im all better...
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posted by katetekiku
1.Buy a kids meal, and play with the toy you get on the middle of the floor.

2.Fill a medyas with pennies, and then demand all of the pagkain using the money in the sock.

3.Run through the waiting lines.

4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.

5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"

6.Give a burnt french fry to a walang tiyak na layunin person across the room.

7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos or baked beans.

8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.

9.Chew as loud as you can so everyone can hear.

10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little tupa at the tuktok of your lungs.

11.Eat another person's pagkain when they aren't looking.

12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about walang tiyak na layunin things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!

13.Rap your meal at the counter.
posted by -Wednesday-
u wudnt know if there was tinapay on yer head now wud u if u ask why u wudnt know if there is tinapay on yer head its cuz it is floating above yer head and u cant see it if the tinapay is on yer head which u wudnt know at less i told u and if u wud like to get it off dont try to get it off and or eat the tinapay that is on yer head cuz if u do u will die and to get the tinapay off of yer head u must go to the bottom of a pool and ask the master of crayons to remove the tinapay that is on yer head so u can on living without tinapay on yer head.....if u servived under water that long which i rly doubt u did so wen u die the tinapay that was once above yer head with haunt yer grave and float above yer grave like the magic floating tinapay it is so if i tell u that there is tinapay on yer head i suggest not to do anything cuz it ont even bother u at less u try to remove it yerself only the master of crayons can so just dont do anything and go on living life with a loaf of tinapay on yer head
One day, I was walking on the sidewalk on Walden Lane. It was 5:00 in the morning in Lakeland, Florida, and the sun was just coming up. I was whistling "Celebrate Good Times" while dancing a jig. All of a sudden, A guy zoomed down the sidewalk on his bike with his arm out, and smacked me in the face. I fell to the ground from the impact, my face throbbing.
"Watch where your going, jerk!" I yelled, clambering up and waving my fist at him. He turned, laughing at me, but then he peddled into the road and a semi truck zoomed past, almost hitting the guy. I gasped, thinking that he had been hit....
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 The cabin
The Cabin
cabin for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Eleven: James
    
    “She’s what?” Tori screamed, in horror. Dr. Haffer looked at her again, “She’s about 2 months pregnant.” Tori gagged. I was horrified. I looked at my hands. “She’s pregnant?” I asked. Tori was in tears again. “No, this can’t be. We…” I thought back to 2 months ago. It was that party Damian had thrown. Chelsea and I had been in love. I sighed. It was no use. She was pregnant. I bit my lip and walked out the door. I couldn’t deal with this. I would go back to the house,...
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posted by ilovetech29
1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a puno and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan...
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posted by yukikiyruu
Sleeping Beauty: Perfect for the sleepyheads.
Dolly Wholly: This name is perfect for the well-dressed girl.
Honey Bunny: Ideal for your playful girlfriend.
Cutsie Wootsie: This cute name is excellent to say when you are pinching her cheeks with both hands.
Pretty Eyes: If your girlfriend has crystal-clear, beautiful eyes, then you may call her sa pamamagitan ng this cute name.
Princess: It is a perfect name for your girlfriend, if she has that little girl spirit.
Pumpkin: This name can be used for casual moments.
Doll Face: This name is perfect for a girl with a cute face.
Beautiful: It is a simple but effective...
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hi, i'm kairi. i felt bored and just decided to give up my acquired knowledge for those of you who need a little help with being madami popular on fanpop/ are bored and just feel like pagbaba something.

1. consider something someone might want to take part in. some of the most popular sagot have to do with games or something of the sort. this is because they sound interesting to a fan, so they'll click it.

2. ask the fans about themself. people like talking about themselves and sharing interesting stories, it's human nature.

3. think about what you're asking. think about the subject's popularity....
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EF PEPLE CONTNUU 2 WRIT LYK DIS I WILL ART FLIPIN OUT!
Translation: If people continue to write like this I will start flipping out!

....Now there's two points alone in that sentence and those points were horrible spelling and the constant abuse of the sombrero lock. Most people continue doing these two things to get on everyone's nerves. I can understand that some people Pagsulat this way if he/she had dyslexia or someone learning to speak English and hasn't quite grasped it yet or if you're texting someone on your phone(that can be a real pain), but there's absolutely no excuse for the rest of us...
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1. Always have kindness with you. If you have no kindness, then you're no better than anyone else.

2. Always listen to what your mga kaibigan have to explain. If they have a proublem and need to explain it to you, stop what you're doing and listen to them carefully.

3. Be respectfull. Using respect will let the person know who you are or what they think you are.

4. Never curse at your friends. It will lead to arguments, breakouts, and maybe even sleepless nights or bad days.

5. Always lend a hand. If you're mga kaibigan are having a prouble, feel free to lend a hand for them. But remeber to ask them if...
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posted by spunkyonyx
Agapanthus africanus
Family: Amaryllidaceae
Common names: ~Lily of the Nile~ ~Blue African Lily ~ ~African Lily~

Agapanthus originates from South Africa. The scientific name refers to the Greek word ~agape~ for ~love~ and ~anthos~ for ~ flower.~

The lily-like florets clustered on a long, thick leafless stem are available year-round in purple and white.
Agapanthus is sensitive to the presence of ethylene gas. This bulaklak should be kept away from naturally occurring gas, i.e. ripening fruit.

Agave americana L.
Family: Agavaceae
Common Names: ~Century Plant ~ ~West Indian Daggerlog ~ ~Rattlesnake-master~...
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posted by invadercalliope
I HOPE YOU ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!

do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!

we need your help!

grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!


you can lead the way!

hey! hey!

do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!

swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)

it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
posted by BeautysOverated
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1.    Run to the tuktok of the Eiffel Tower
2.    Eat snails in France
3.    Go to Hollywood
4.    Climb the Statue of Liberty
5.    Gamble in Vegas
6.    Attend a major sporting event
7.    Attempt to catch the ball at the Superbowl
8.    Drive across America –> coast to coast
9.    Go to the pyramids in Egypt
10.    Ride a kamelyo in the desert
11.    Climb Uluru
12.    Spend...
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posted by cute20k
Do you have a dirty mind?

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?







A dentist

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?






A wedding ring

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?






Peanut butter

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?






Chewing gum

5. All araw long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?






An elevator

6. I...
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posted by invadercalliope
These mga panipi are mga panipi with differnt meanings of ferret or just the animal.
“If a ferret bites you it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the nakakita are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, you can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to ferret it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and ferret it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
After spending hours alone and together Miki and Hei come out.Once both out she lead Hei to her personal weapon room "wow you own every last weapon here?" "yep and trust me its not easy hiding this big room" she shows him each one and ipakita him how to use them all.After that they both chose three weapons and fought for a vary long time (A.K.A 5 hours) Luka (Miki's twin brother)got tahanan to see that his sister on the floor laughing and giggling and with a big smile on her face "well well well who do we have here little miss 'i don't need a boyfriend' on the floor with a guy" "Luka?! so not cool...
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