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1- eye contact , if you notice him staring a lot at you ..like madami than 5 times in the same araw .(unless you got a stain on your shirt)
2- if you and him were in the same area , he would be with you in every where you walk to ( like a party or a konsiyerto ..etc)
3- he would sit susunod to you in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream or laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to you hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if you drop something , he would be the first to get it for you .
8- if you get stuck at something awkward , he would sacrifice to get you out of a this situation .
9- know if he asks his mga kaibigan about you but not directly , to get some info about you ,that means hes interested .
10 - if your at tahanan and noticed that he walked sa pamamagitan ng your house with his buddies , well he came hoping to see you .
11- if you sinabi a really silly joke , and totally not funny , he will lol so damn hard , cuz he thinks your funny ( even if your not )
12- he would tell his mga kaibigan how pretty you are , even if they dont agree much , he would insist that your beautiful( unless you are truly pretty )
13- dont trust his opinion when you ask him how do i look? .. he would always say "amazing" ..( even if your messed up)
14 - your the smartest girl he would ever meet .
15- nothing you say is wrong .
16- if he doesnt know where you live , he would follow you to see your house personally .
17- saying hi to him , would make him the happiest guy today . :P
18 - he might make you jealous sa pamamagitan ng talking to other girls , but still staring at you while hes hanging with them .
19 - well maybe you are the reason that he comes to school/college/work for
20 - he will be bff of your mga kaibigan just to be close to you .
<3 <3 <3
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Source: Google
For my friend.
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If you climb in the saddle, be ready for the ride.

Talk slowly, think quickly.

Never approach a toro from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whloe lot easier than puttin' it back.

Brace your backbone and forget your wishbone.

Just 'cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean you have to offer it a place to sit down.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

Don't wake a sleepin' rattler.

Don't squat witn your spurs on.

Every trail has some puddles....
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posted by fencingrocks
No, I'm not racist I just found it on youtube.

If you want to check it out link

59. Goldstein
58. Burgenblatt
57. Burgenstein
56. Birumbaum
55. Farbstein
54. Grepslach
53. Steinbergavinski
52. Schnitzler
51. Pupikatvitz
50. Schnitzelmacher
49. Schpoilgekatz
48. Manashevitz
47. Platzenfinkle
46. Yankelovitz
45.Shteinshtein
44. Oyvayski
43. Shmoigerberg
42. Choppedleiberman
41.Zilbershpitzanhimelfarbenfleishebien
40.Gefiltafarb
39. Gefiltashlep
38. B'Bergberg
37. Yidihevitz
36. Synagogavitz
35. Parkenfien
34. LOL they forgot this one... :D
33. Kinkenberg
32. Menachemchem
31. Rechtum
30. Along with this one
29. Docotrlawyerstein...
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posted by Lady10358
Found this on google
1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS or If you find a sando store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the pagkain court and go to a fast pagkain place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a mesa pag-awit elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as you can "I pag-ibig THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT araw AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until you see an old lady/guy...
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posted by PartyOrange
 This is your new language.
This is your new language.
(This artikulo is a JOKE. It's not meant to be serious, so don't take it seriously.)

1.Watch hours of anime each day, every day.

2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana.
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka")

3. Always talk about how you want to be "Miku-Chan" when you get older.

4. On tuktok of that, always say "-chan,-san,-sama,-kun",etc...

5.If you have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".

6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)

7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching,...
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1) Follow complete strangers around for 10 minutes, then speak into your kwelyo and say, "Harrold, we have a situation. Subject 367 is unresponsive. Code 163!"

2) When you get onto the elevator, laugh hysterically for 5 seconds, then glare at the other passengers as if they are crazy.

3)Run up the "down" escalators, shrieking hysterically, and when you reach the top, fall silent and glare at other shoppers as if they are crazy.

4) Approach a stranger in any Wal-Mart and hand them a spatula and say, with authority, "The future of the Earth depends on it." Abruptly turn around and walk away....
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
my friend sent me this text message a while nakaraan and i thought it was hilarious!!!




i need to ask you somethingand i want you to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how you feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want you to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi or Coke?



Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
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posted by simpleplan
There are many words i could use to describe how I feel about you right now. None of them are nice

To know me is to pag-ibig me, to hurt me is to dig your own grave.

I want a tazer =)

Has gone to play in traffic.

Is breathing oxygen

I don't have anger issues...You have acceptance issues.

You can email your complaints to gofuckyourself@idontgiveashit.com

Is wondering if people are two-faced, does that mean you get to slap them twice?

Has new boxing gloves and a nasty temper, fancy your chances???

I like it when people give me a reason to nurture my dark side

SMOKING SAVES LIVES ... It stops me strangling...
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1) The Hard man act - guys will put on an act of being hard for 2 reasons: a) They are with mates and having some banter. If ther is banter, there is Hard man acting. b) They fancy you. Some guys will try to give the impression that they are strong, athletic etc. But this is only one way of a guy trying to impress you. If a guy does not do this, it doesn't mean he doesn't fancy you. (see 2)

2) Guys will be sensitive. A guy will be mature and caring around you if he fancies you. He wants to ipakita he's not just thinking about sex, and is after a meaningful relationship. He wants to present himself...
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1.I like pie

2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.

3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.

4.Dog pagkain is a beautiful thing to watch when you are eating!

5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!

6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.

7.Heeeeeeeloo!

8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.

9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

10. Fartblossom!

11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)

12. Your face is disorted when you sleeeeeep.

13. Bye sinabi Santa while eating Blitzen.
added by PPGZMomoko
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mga rosas are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

mga rosas are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

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Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And ipakita me your tits

mga rosas make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you pag-ibig it up the shitter

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Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

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Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

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It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

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Violets are crap
ipakita me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

mga rosas are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And lunok it down

mga rosas are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
I never thought I would be doing a listahan like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this listahan with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please comment but be polite. Also, always comment because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...
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This was definitely the most difficult listahan I've made so far. I even made a few changes when I was deciding the ranking. You can obviously tell that this wasn't easy and took A LOT of dedication in order for me to figure it out. First of all, I will only be talking about the tuktok 10 and just listing the other women and ipinapakita pictures. I figured that it not only makes it easier for me to make but also makes it easier for you guys to read and not be overwhelmed. I hope you enjoy it and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion. Please don't forget to comment and I can't wait to hear what...
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