1. Don't say we are bitches unless u want our brothers to come after u.
2. If we say we pag-ibig u u better say it back or u better pato and run.
3. If u hit us trust me when i say u just drove into fuckville.
4. When we ask u to "give us some space" u better get as far as u can.
5. If u cheat on us u may want to hide and stay hiden.
6. *4 middle school kids* If you want to get serious like in kama serious u have to be jokeing or high or SOMETHING!
7. If we say we're pissed off keep the hell out of our way.
8. *keep in mind* never and i mean NEVER say that we need to calm down.
9. *important* NEVER TELL US WHAT TO DO! NEVER!!!
10. Be sure to remind us that we're beautiful because we can be insecure.
11. When we ask if these pants make our butts look big AWAYS SAY NO!!
12. Sometimes we just want to be huged or some wa to know u pag-ibig us.