1. You can name madami types of cheese than clothing brands and know where to buy Limburger (doesn't mean you would!).
2. To you, a "big town" has 10,000 people in it.
3. The smell of cow manure right outside town doesn't get a segundo thought.
4. Everyone you know listens to country music like a segundo religion, and those that don't are just wrong.
5. When people comment on your funny accent, you're like, "What fucking accent? I sound just like you!"
6. When I say "Cheese Days", you know exactly what I'm talking about and where it is.
7. When a Californian said, "There's a person with a mullet!", you'd reply with, "Where?!".
8. #7 made sense.
9. You don't need a amerikana until it's 50°, but you need A/C full blast when it's over 75°.
10. You use a heater and an A/C on the same day.
11. Snowmen are for wimps. You build the best 4-room fort in your community because that's what cool people do!
12. You can tell an Illinois person sa pamamagitan ng their driving.
13. You or someone you know was a Dairy Queen, and that's not a restaurant.
14. You know when it'll be a snow araw before the school even does.
15. "That 70s Show" is either offensive or hilarious because it's not true.
16. Football schedules are checked before wedding dates are set.
17. You've fallen for at least one country boy wannabe and wondered if he's actually from Minnesota... cuz those people ain't right!
18. Your grandparents say "batree", "warsh", and/or "upnort", and you can make sense of it.
19. Weddings have serbesa before they have any of that wine shit.
20. You don't bat an eye when someone says their *12-year-old* drove them tahanan after they were *drinking* because both parts of that sentence sound totally normal.
21. The Packers will always be better than the Bears, and anyone that says otherwise can get the fuck out.
22. You've broken your sled running into a pine tree, and IT WAS AWESOME!!!
23. You do your pasko shopping at Farm n' Fleet.
24. Other states don't have the Hokey Pokey and the Chicken Dance at EVERY wedding. If you're from Wisconsin, you just went, "They don't?!"
25. 3 inches of snow isn't anything to kanselahin school over.
26. No one EVER calls pop "soda".
27. You know what "cowtipping" is.
28. You don't consider it "up north" until you hit Canada.
29. You have no problem spelling Milwaukee or pronouncing Waukesha.
30. Everyone in your town knows your last name.
31. There are two city sizes: Big and Madison. Anything bigger is unnatural.
32. FIB doesn't mean a small lie to you.
33. Nobody calls it fall unless they're talking about school. It's Hunting Season.
34. You where and when people sing, "Ooohhhh. Suck! Eat shit!" For you Non-Wisconsinites, it's college kids at a pagmalupitan Game. Yes, I capitalized "Game". It's that important.
35. You go to a mais maze every taon around Halloween.
36. "Da Yoopers" totally make sense and are hilarious.
37. A brat is something you eat, and you can pronounce it right.
38. "Down South" means Chicago.
39. You didn't know that the Dakotas, Nebraska, Kansas, and Missouri were part of the Midwest.
40. You think Catholic and Lutheran are the two major religions.
41. Michigan is "foreign".
42. Your town is so small, you can just say someone's name, and everyone will already know the story you're about to tell.
43. FFA is a big deal!
44. Wearing cowboy boots to school is totally acceptable.
45. California is a total rip off.
46. It's butter. There's no margarine. There's just butter.
47. You've ordered a pagmalupitan pizza and/or asked for directions to Culver's out-of-state and were confused when someone sinabi it doesn't exist.
48. You know people that know nothing about politics but still manage to get pissed about them.
49. You know what RFD is and what channel it's on.
50. You moved from a town years ago, and everyone still acts like nothing changed when you reunite.
51. Having 30 Pusa doesn't mean being a crazy cat-lady. It means you live on a farm.
52. You actually use the term "city-slicker".
53. You can tell when meat or dairy is from Wisconsin or is "that Illinois shit".
54. Swearing is segundo English. Fucking deal with the shit, damn bitch, or halik my ass! XD
55. A small town is the one will just one bar.
56. You know multiple people who have hit a deer madami than once.
57. Sitting in the back of a pickup truck, just bituin gazing, is romantic.
58. Against popular belief, you've never sinabi "bubbler".
59. You've said, "You might be a redneck if..." to someone and meant it.
60. All of these made sense.
61. You pag-ibig and hate this place at the same time but couldn't imagine living anywhere else.
2. To you, a "big town" has 10,000 people in it.
3. The smell of cow manure right outside town doesn't get a segundo thought.
4. Everyone you know listens to country music like a segundo religion, and those that don't are just wrong.
5. When people comment on your funny accent, you're like, "What fucking accent? I sound just like you!"
6. When I say "Cheese Days", you know exactly what I'm talking about and where it is.
7. When a Californian said, "There's a person with a mullet!", you'd reply with, "Where?!".
8. #7 made sense.
9. You don't need a amerikana until it's 50°, but you need A/C full blast when it's over 75°.
10. You use a heater and an A/C on the same day.
11. Snowmen are for wimps. You build the best 4-room fort in your community because that's what cool people do!
12. You can tell an Illinois person sa pamamagitan ng their driving.
13. You or someone you know was a Dairy Queen, and that's not a restaurant.
14. You know when it'll be a snow araw before the school even does.
15. "That 70s Show" is either offensive or hilarious because it's not true.
16. Football schedules are checked before wedding dates are set.
17. You've fallen for at least one country boy wannabe and wondered if he's actually from Minnesota... cuz those people ain't right!
18. Your grandparents say "batree", "warsh", and/or "upnort", and you can make sense of it.
19. Weddings have serbesa before they have any of that wine shit.
20. You don't bat an eye when someone says their *12-year-old* drove them tahanan after they were *drinking* because both parts of that sentence sound totally normal.
21. The Packers will always be better than the Bears, and anyone that says otherwise can get the fuck out.
22. You've broken your sled running into a pine tree, and IT WAS AWESOME!!!
23. You do your pasko shopping at Farm n' Fleet.
24. Other states don't have the Hokey Pokey and the Chicken Dance at EVERY wedding. If you're from Wisconsin, you just went, "They don't?!"
25. 3 inches of snow isn't anything to kanselahin school over.
26. No one EVER calls pop "soda".
27. You know what "cowtipping" is.
28. You don't consider it "up north" until you hit Canada.
29. You have no problem spelling Milwaukee or pronouncing Waukesha.
30. Everyone in your town knows your last name.
31. There are two city sizes: Big and Madison. Anything bigger is unnatural.
32. FIB doesn't mean a small lie to you.
33. Nobody calls it fall unless they're talking about school. It's Hunting Season.
34. You where and when people sing, "Ooohhhh. Suck! Eat shit!" For you Non-Wisconsinites, it's college kids at a pagmalupitan Game. Yes, I capitalized "Game". It's that important.
35. You go to a mais maze every taon around Halloween.
36. "Da Yoopers" totally make sense and are hilarious.
37. A brat is something you eat, and you can pronounce it right.
38. "Down South" means Chicago.
39. You didn't know that the Dakotas, Nebraska, Kansas, and Missouri were part of the Midwest.
40. You think Catholic and Lutheran are the two major religions.
41. Michigan is "foreign".
42. Your town is so small, you can just say someone's name, and everyone will already know the story you're about to tell.
43. FFA is a big deal!
44. Wearing cowboy boots to school is totally acceptable.
45. California is a total rip off.
46. It's butter. There's no margarine. There's just butter.
47. You've ordered a pagmalupitan pizza and/or asked for directions to Culver's out-of-state and were confused when someone sinabi it doesn't exist.
48. You know people that know nothing about politics but still manage to get pissed about them.
49. You know what RFD is and what channel it's on.
50. You moved from a town years ago, and everyone still acts like nothing changed when you reunite.
51. Having 30 Pusa doesn't mean being a crazy cat-lady. It means you live on a farm.
52. You actually use the term "city-slicker".
53. You can tell when meat or dairy is from Wisconsin or is "that Illinois shit".
54. Swearing is segundo English. Fucking deal with the shit, damn bitch, or halik my ass! XD
55. A small town is the one will just one bar.
56. You know multiple people who have hit a deer madami than once.
57. Sitting in the back of a pickup truck, just bituin gazing, is romantic.
58. Against popular belief, you've never sinabi "bubbler".
59. You've said, "You might be a redneck if..." to someone and meant it.
60. All of these made sense.
61. You pag-ibig and hate this place at the same time but couldn't imagine living anywhere else.
I got really bored last night and decided to look these up. So...yeah. Some small roles are included.
Italy and Kid
Narrator and Liz
Greece and Spirit
Chibitalia and Yumi
America and Justin
England and Harvar
France and Giriko
Russia and the clowns
HRE and Jack the Ripper
Austria and Dr.Stein
Hungary and Medusa
Liechtenstein and Patty
Belarus and Tsubaki
Lithuania and Ox
Sweden and Mifune
Sealand and Crona
Rome and Eibon
......Yep. I'm most likely missing some, though.
Italy and Kid
Narrator and Liz
Greece and Spirit
Chibitalia and Yumi
America and Justin
England and Harvar
France and Giriko
Russia and the clowns
HRE and Jack the Ripper
Austria and Dr.Stein
Hungary and Medusa
Liechtenstein and Patty
Belarus and Tsubaki
Lithuania and Ox
Sweden and Mifune
Sealand and Crona
Rome and Eibon
......Yep. I'm most likely missing some, though.
1 try on all your clothes in your closet
2 sing a song like a pato
3 Watch all of your old Disney movies
4 play robin hood
5 play princess
6 lick all of the ice cubes
7 pull a prank like freeze they're undies
8 watch tv but change the channal with your toes
9 take a song but change the lyrics
10 try to do lots of accents
Comment tell your mga kaibigan then I will make madami spread the word boredom has a cure!!! I pag-ibig making these for you so comment. All the comments I get I feel like a moviestar so tell everyone. I'm Pagsulat all this cuz I need a longer artikulo so yea tacos are good i like taco bravos from taco johns
2 sing a song like a pato
3 Watch all of your old Disney movies
4 play robin hood
5 play princess
6 lick all of the ice cubes
7 pull a prank like freeze they're undies
8 watch tv but change the channal with your toes
9 take a song but change the lyrics
10 try to do lots of accents
Comment tell your mga kaibigan then I will make madami spread the word boredom has a cure!!! I pag-ibig making these for you so comment. All the comments I get I feel like a moviestar so tell everyone. I'm Pagsulat all this cuz I need a longer artikulo so yea tacos are good i like taco bravos from taco johns