walang tiyak na layunin Article: 10 things NOT to do in a horror movie

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posted by gabriellel93

So there has been a lot of new horror pelikula coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help you survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where you are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

4.Don't start screaming to let the killer know where you are.
-If your goal is to not be found then don't scream. That's like playing hide and seek and yelling out "I'm over here!"

5.(This is gonna be hard) Don't invite the hot guys from the football team
-They'll want to take you out into the woods and you'll both die. Just say no.

6.Don't let everyone in the group get drunk or high.
-Make sure at least one or two people stay sober.

7.Don't go into the creepy house that has a background story to it.
-If you know that there's house that people go into and they disappear then don't go in!

8.Don't go into the creepy graveyard
-It's weird enough that you're in a graveyard in the middle of the night. As soon as you hear the lobo howl in the distance it's time to go.

9.Don't turn into a detective and go investigate when you hear a noise
-NO! Absolutely not! If you think there's a robber or something in your house you call the cops or jump out of a window. You do not go see with that is especially if you're unarmed.

10.Don't hide in a place where you won't be able to run.
-You have to make sure you can run if the killer comes to get you. If you go into a closet or under the kama where are you going to go? I feel like people who do that deserve to die because they chose a fucked up place to hide.

THANKS FOR READING!

CokeTheUmbreon, deathding and 11 others like this

sarabeara LMAO. I loved this!

cinnominbubble Lol

LocalArtistist The virgin dies last so if everyone if your group is a virgin then......................NO ONE WILL DIE! Problem solved

XxLalasaysxX If your friend goes missing that you came with don't go looking for him.

Dudespie Oh yeah, and DONT OPEN STRANGE DOORS

Missymoo19 11. NEVER answer the phone/door! 12. Never walk backwards. XD

CokeTheUmbreon Peeps still do it. Nice article tho!

Ravendove101 See... If people in horror movies did hese ten things... there is a higher chance that they won't die.

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posted by Windwakerguy430

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my thoughts on Helluva Boss (so far)

posted by TimberHumphrey

oh, this ipakita is a blast so far! blood, guts, mayhem, sex, lots of swearing, drugs and of course demons. and it all works perfectly! i pag-ibig watching the I.M.P shenanigans Blitzo and co. get themselves into.
but so far, Episode 2 is my favorite. never would've i thought we'd get so much character depth for Stolas of all characters. he might be a total pervert, but he sure is a good father. and his song.... wow! that brought a tear to my eye. i never thought he'd have such a beautiful voice.
also, i can't forget about Octavia. i've only known her for one episode, but she's already up there as one of my paborito characters (along with Loona, of course). i really hope Vivzie brings her back for another episode. maybe have her and Loona on a girls' night together. that'd be great to watch!
all i can say now is: i can't wait to see what episode 3 has in store for us.

kanselahin Elijah Jones!! Beautiful Insanity!!

posted by Dangerousloves

Elijah Jones "Razilee and Elijah" need fixing

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Three good reasons...

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Jessie James Decker - I'll Chase the Sky (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

You see that weight on your wings?
So i know what you're feeling
Yeah, you got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

Don't let your colors
bleed into grey
We got each other
and chances to take
Yeah, you got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

I'll chase the sky with you
I'll chase the night with you
I'll chase the light with you
If you wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
If you wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Anything in your heart
Is madami than worth keeping (Mmm)
I'll shoot for the stars
If that's what you needed

Just say the word
and baby, i'll run
I'll find a way
to go beyond the sun
I'll...

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posted by Windwakerguy430

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#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
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FIVE ''GREAT” MORALS FROM GOOSEBUMPS:

posted by Canada24

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#3: WEREWOLF OF FEVER SWAMP:
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NikPiks - The Bizarre Charm of Deadly Premonition

posted by Windwakerguy430

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Seattle "SIFF" To Feature "Razilee and Elijah: Part 2" Online

posted by seattlelivin

Razilee and Elijah Part 2 2020 Poster

Razilee and Elijah: Part 2 will be viewed at "SIFF" Seattle event on "August 28, 2020" through an online scope for it's Pacific Northwest reveal. Also you can view the films behind the scene slots a week before premiere of the film. Razilee and Elijah: Part 2 will become available to watch in the Pacific Northwest of Oregon and Washington starting 9:00PM August 28, 2020. A family ipinapakita will be available on August 7, 2020. The film will be released to the world on September 4, 2020. Its global release.

Razilee and Elijah Part 2 2020 Poster

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"Evil triumphs when good men do nothing"

posted by BlindBandit92

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My tuktok 6 paborito Avatar: The Last Airbender Characters

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The Man Who Shot 50 Cent - PaRappa the Rapper 2 (PS2 Cents)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Guys, I’m about to give a hot take for you all…. I do not care for PaRappa the Rapper on estasyon palaruan 1. Now I am fully aware that is a crime against humanity, but I do like aspects of it. I pag-ibig the style of it for a PS1 game, I enjoy the character designs, and I think the music is pretty funky. But a lot of my problems with the game are from the gameplay feeling pretty rough and unfair at times. There are many times where I am pretty sure I hit the button at the right time, and not only does it sound awkward coming out of PaRappa as delayed as it sounds, but the game still counts it as...

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Chapter-1
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The Kool-Aid Man Responds To Famous Characters

posted by whatsupbugs

Warning: This artikulo is very repetitive and silly.

He-Man: "I have the power!"
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Robert De Niro: "Are you talking to me?" (The Kool-Aid Man remains silent.)
Robert De Niro: "Are you talking to me?" (No response)
Robert De Niro: "I'm the only one here, so you must be talking to me."
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Queen Elsa: "The cold never bothered me anyways."
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Batman: "I want you to tell all your mga kaibigan about me. I'm Batman."
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Lex Luthor: "Nobody wants war. I just want to keep...

Satan Vs. Phallus - Graffiti Kingdom (PS2 Cents)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Ever since I was young, I’ve always enjoyed graffiti. I’ve never done graffiti in my life, or have any artistic skills at all, but I enjoy it. Maybe it was due to a combination of playing a lot of Jet Set Radio as a kid as well as seeing them when I was living around urban areas as a kid. Now do I condone the act of vandalism for the sake of graffiti….. Mmmmm legally can’t say. Basically, I pag-ibig the free spirited nature of it and any game that can replicate graffiti is fine sa pamamagitan ng me. And today we’ll be talking about Graffiti Kingdom… this game has absolutely nothing to do with graffiti....

The Legend Of Zelda: I Can't CDI

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Link: *At the castle* Gee. It sure is boring around here.
King: Mah boi. This peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: *Arrives on a flying carpet* Your majesty, Ganon, and his minions have ceased the island of Koridai.
King: Hmm. How can we help?
Gwonam: It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: There is no time. Your sword is all your need.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: *Face palm* Please tell me that someone can defeat Ganon besides this retard.
Link: *Using a sword to pick his nose* I think I...

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posted by Windwakerguy430

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