BOY : I can't leave you ...
GIRL : Do you pag-ibig me so much??
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.
BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were you away??
GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you halik last night?
BOY : What time was it??
GIRL : Say you pag-ibig me! Say you pag-ibig me!
BOY : You pag-ibig me ...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
GIRL : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an oras ...
BOY : Yes Darli! ng, that was the happiest oras of my life ...
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I pag-ibig you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
GIRL1: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
GIRL2: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth
BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!
BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a petsa once? Or was it twice?
GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!
BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
BOY : Will you come out with me this Saturday?
GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
GIRL : Okay, get out!!!
BOY : Shall we go and see a film?
GIRL : I've already seen it!!!
BOY : Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck
GIRL : Do you pag-ibig me so much??
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.
BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were you away??
GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you halik last night?
BOY : What time was it??
GIRL : Say you pag-ibig me! Say you pag-ibig me!
BOY : You pag-ibig me ...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
GIRL : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an oras ...
BOY : Yes Darli! ng, that was the happiest oras of my life ...
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
BOY : I pag-ibig you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
GIRL1: Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
GIRL2: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth
BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!
BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a petsa once? Or was it twice?
GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!
BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
BOY : Will you come out with me this Saturday?
GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
GIRL : Okay, get out!!!
BOY : Shall we go and see a film?
GIRL : I've already seen it!!!
BOY : Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck
DEMENTED POEMS
mga rosas are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
mga rosas are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
mga rosas are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And ipakita me your tits
mga rosas make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you pag-ibig it up the shitter
mga rosas are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
mga rosas are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
mga rosas are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
mga rosas are shit
Violets are crap
ipakita me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
mga rosas are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And lunok it down
mga rosas are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
mga rosas are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
mga rosas are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
mga rosas are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And ipakita me your tits
mga rosas make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And you pag-ibig it up the shitter
mga rosas are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
mga rosas are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
mga rosas are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
mga rosas are shit
Violets are crap
ipakita me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
mga rosas are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And lunok it down
mga rosas are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
my friend sent me this text message a while nakaraan and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask you somethingand i want you to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how you feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want you to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi or Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask you somethingand i want you to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how you feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want you to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi or Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.