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posted by McDreamyluva
Here's the famous 'Best Divorce Letter' sa pamamagitan ng Dan to Connie, pretty hilarious, definitely a must read! xD



Dear Connie,

I know the counselor sinabi we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore.

The araw you left, I swore I'd never talk to you again but that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first on to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always you who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride’s cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you. I don't care about looking bad anymore. I don't care who makes the first ilipat as long as one of us does. Maybe it's time we let our hearts speak as loudly as our hurt.

This is what my puso says "There's no one like you, Connie. I look for you in the eyes and breasts of every woman I see, but they're not you. They're not even close."

Two weeks nakaraan I met this girl at Flamingoes and brought her tahanan with me. I don't say this to hurt you, but just to illustrate the depth of my desperation. She was young, maybe 19 with one of those perfect bodies that only youth and maybe a childhood spent ice skating can give you. I mean, just a perfect body. F***ing like you wouldn't believe and asno that just wouldn't quite. Every man's dream, right?

As I sat on the sopa being blown sa pamamagitan ng this stunner, I thought, look at the stuff we've made important in our lives. It's all so superficial. What does a perfect body mean? Does it make her better in bed? Well, in this case, yes, but you see what I'm getting at. Does it make her a better person? Does she have a better puso than my modestly attractive Connie? I doubt it. And I'd never really thought of that before. I don't know, maybe I'm just growing up a little.

Later, after I'd tossed her about a half a pint of throat yogurt, I found myself thinking, "Why do I feel so drained and empty?" It wasn't just her flawless technique or her suttee shameless hunger; but something also, some nagging feeling of loss. Why did it feel incomplete? And then it hit me. It didn't feel the same because you weren't there to watch. Do you know what I mean? Nothing feels the same without you. Jesus, Connie, I'm just going crazy without you. And everything I do just reminds me of you.

Do you remember Carol that singe mom we met at the Holiday Inn lounge last year? Well, she dropped sa pamamagitan ng last week with a pan of lasagna. She sinabi she figured I wasn't eating right without a woman around. I didn't know what she meant till later; but that's no the real story. Anyway, we had a few glasses of wine and the susunod thing you know we're banging away in our old bedroom. And this tart's a total monster in the sack. She's giving me everything, you know, like a real woman does when she's not hung up about her weight or her career and whether the kids can here us. And all of the sudden, she sports that tilting mirror on your grandmother's old vanity. So she puts it on the floor and we straddle it, right, so we can watch ourselves and it's totally hot, but it makes e sad too because I can't help thinking "Why didn't Connie ever put the mirror on the floor? We've had this old vanity for what, 14 years and we never used it as a sex toy."

Saturday your sister drops sa pamamagitan ng with my copy of the restraining order. I mean, Vickie’s just a kid and all, but she's got a pretty good head on her shoulders and she’s been a real friend to me during this painful time. She's ibingiay me lots of good payo about you and about women in general. She's pulling for us to get back together. Connie, she really is.

So we're doing Jell-O shots in a hot bath and taking about happier times. Here's this teenage girl with the same DNA as you and all I can do is think of how much she looks like you when you were 18. And that just about makes me cry. And then it turns out Vicky's really into the whole oral thing, and that gets me to thinking about how many times I pressured you about trying it and how that probably fueled some of the bitterness between us. But do you see how even then, when I'm thrusting inside your baby sister's cinnamon ring all I can do is think of you? It's true Connie. In your puso you must know it. Don't you think we could start over? Just wipe out all the grievances away and start fresh? I think we can. If you feel the same please please please, let me know.

Otherwise, can you let me know where the f***ing remote is?

pag-ibig Dan





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posted by nmdis
"Spit"


If You came sa pamamagitan ng me
would I crown You my King
Or brush You off as though
I really didn't see
If You walked sa pamamagitan ng my side
would our souls then be unified
I swore Your name
would never be denied

But I took up this hammer
And laughed at all Your slander
And pierced Your hands
With the nails of blasphemy
How could I do this? I don't know
sinabi something forced me to it, so
Spit in Your face and passed You by

But time and time again
I'd live that life of sin
I knew it hurt you bad
but I wasn't ready to give in
Maybe someday,
but not this araw I said
I wanted to live my life
I was willing to pay the...
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posted by nmdis
Dream it Out Loud

How do you speak in silence?
Why do you sleep when you're awake?
If we just cut the tie lines, then we can simply sail away.
Pack up your things. Write it all down.
You'll soon be accustomed to the sound.

Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.

I want to paint in colors.
Leaving the land of black and white.
And if we do go back there, we'll see it in a different light.
Ready to go. Open the door.
Just like the rain falls from the cloud.

Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.

It's a better day.
We're on our way.
If there's anything we can't remember.
Who's to say it's not all just a dream.

Don't have to think about it.
Just like a river it will flow.
We waited to long without it.
If we just get up now and go.
Open your eyes and look around.
You'll be surprised what you have found.

Dream it out loud. (x 10)
(I'm dreaming. Keep on dreaming.) (x10)
Rachel's POV:

She was astonished sa pamamagitan ng Andrew's reaction for slapping me. She tried to hold back the tears. But poor girl. The tears rolled down her cheek. She motioned towards the door and went out slamming the door shut.

"Sh*t! What am I doing?" He muttered.

He too went out. Maybe in paghahanap of Ruby.

Andrew's POV:

"Ruby, I'm sorry!" I sinabi going at the back of her.

I regret slapping her. I really shouldn't have done it.

But poor Rachel was being abused! What did she do to Ruby?

Nothing.

Absolutely nothing.

It was all my fault. I wrapped my arm around Rachel because I wanted to see how jealous Ruby felt....
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I'm bored so this artikulo is walang tiyak na layunin anyways...

1. Like- it makes you seem younger

2. Like hell- fun to say and it's useful

3. Unfuckingbelieveable- you have to have madami words like: in-sonofabitch-inginsane or out-goddamn-rageous

4. Bro- No. Just don't use this one.

5. Balls- Don't use it as an exclamation and be like "balls"

6. Sweet- Only when talking about food

7. Shit- never "shoot"

8. -eroo- add this to the end of every possible word. Switcheroo, sexeroo, arresteroo

9. Buddy- buddy is what you call college students and men named Buddy. Okay, you have friends.

10. Calm Your Tits- encouraged

11. Piss-...
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posted by darange
hi i am darange and welcome to getting to know me.
well first off my name is Clara H. in case you didn't know.
i am 17 and i live Chicago, i have 7 siblings on my moms side and 5 siblings on my real dads side.
i live with my mom and i have never met my real dad.
unfortunately i never will because he died 4 years ago.
sense i moved to Chicago i am going to be tahanan schooled, where i live there are not that many great schools. i have one friend that moved out here already, so i guess thats ok
4 tuktok thngs i pag-ibig besides family and mga kaibigan :
1.Music
2.books
3. humor
4.Doctor Who
Music:
Music has...
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posted by chihirofujiaki
erytime We Touch

lyric artist album Everytime We TouchEverytime We Touch Other Album Songs
1 Miracle
2 Bad Boy
3 Ready For Love
4 Everytime We Touch
5 How Do You Do!
6 Another You
7 Can't Stop The Rain
8 Kids In America
9 A Neverending Dream
10 Truly Madly Deeply
11 One madami Night
12 Wouldn't It Be Good
13 pag-ibig Again
14 Everytime We Touch (yanou's Candlelight Mix)
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Remember the feelings, remember the day
My stone puso was breaking, my...
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posted by karolinak1999
«Fiction Pagsulat is great. You can make up almost anything.»
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

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- Milos Forman, Film director

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{Sally's POV}


"I think i'm gonna settle this." Jane got up and ran inside the school.

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We all left the bench at the same time almost bumping into each other going into the building.

"Ben, what did she mean sa pamamagitan ng 'settle this'? I asked him, holding his hand.

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While we were walking we so Jane and Jeff.

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If you are looking for a boy to prank call. Call your ex and tell him he got you pregnant and that you want child support. Then if he hangs up repeat the cycle again. hope this helps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




then if you want to be mean about it then do it at school and make a rumor and see what people say and then the susunod araw say that you are the pregnant one and your not just kidding they fell for it and seeif you get child support hope this helps like i sinabi have not tried ths yet but we will i no this is very long i understand then stop pagbaba and if you are still pagbaba thisthen i know you pag-ibig me no joke i thought you did not want to countinue pagbaba you llied what a big mistake not jk lol this is so walang tiyak na layunin ask your mom hows she doing for me kk yous till read bye now your still pagbaba bye b7ye now stop pagbaba this great now you can read this now try a book would you!!!!!!!!!!Stop pagbaba this bye!!!!!!!! inbox me i pag-ibig you and hit me at facebook at talina cyanne
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“Death is terrible for anyone. Young or old, good or evil, it’s all the same. Death is impartial. That’s why death is so fearsome. Your deeds, age, personality, wealth and beauty… it’s all meaningless in the face of death.”
- Shiki

“False tears bring pain to those around you. False smiles bring pain to oneself.”
- Code Geass

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- Code Geass

“There is no such thing as coincidence. There is only necessity.”
- Tsubasa Chronicles

“The madami you try to forget, the less you’ll be able to forget.”...
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Hello, and Welcome to my article; in this artikulo I will tell you about the environment, what's happening now, what will happen VERY soon if we continue to pollute the earth and what we can do to stop it.

I will also tell you about the Idle no more movement and the First Nations who are leading it; it's trying to save the environment, like me.

So read and enjoy; perhaps I shall educate you in a good way.

Everything in this artikulo is true and based on Scientific, religious and environmental research and up to petsa facts.

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Don’t walk around saying “Hello?” like the killer is going to reply “Yeah I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”

If someone says “Oh yeah, that’s the house where Old Man Jenkins was murdered” then it’s time to ilipat house.

If your friend gets bitten sa pamamagitan ng a zombie and says “Maybe I wont turn into one”, kill him. Better ligtas than sorry.

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2: Boys cant be handsome unless they have "Abs".
3: The only acceptable size in clothes is "0/xs"
4: No one cares how much of a great person you are if your not "Hot" no one will like you.
5: No one cares about inner beauty anymore.
6:If you have pimples your intently called "dirty" or people say you don't wash well enough.
7: You have to be popular to be liked.
8:Electronics are far madami important then reading/writing/playing with friends/spending time with family.
9:You MUST be mga litrato hoped to be "perfect ".
10: If your smart your a "nerd".
11: you cant pag-ibig yourself unless people pag-ibig you.

Isent this just sad? ......I hope you all know all of these are toro SHIT !!!!. Don't let the "media" get to you. We all have beauty in us no matter what!.
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-Pie like I too! :D
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-Im addicted to fanpopping
-Never spell pop with 2 o's unless u have to (lol)
-Im on the water side! Not apoy (sorry fire)...
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This is my tuktok 14 fave sayings and mga panipi :) Enjoy xx

14. You got to swim out of your comfort zone to catch the wave thats going to change your life -Unknown
13.Sometimes your knight in shining armour, is just an idiot wrapped in tin foil -Unknown
12."God heals and the doctors takes the fee" -Unknown
11.Ever notice that "what the hell" is always the right decision -Marilyn Monroe
10.Remember the days when lumboy and mansanas where just prutas -Unknown
9.When guys get jealous, its kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War 3 is about to start -Unknown
8.You know youre in pag-ibig when you cant fall...
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