1.When your roommate comes in, pretend that you are on the phone, screaming angrily and shouting obscenities. After you hang up, say "That was your mom She sinabi she’d call back".
2.Buy a jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the clown pops out. Scream continuously for twenty minutes.
3.Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
4.Keep a tarantula in a jar for three days. Then get rid of the tarantula. If your roommate asks, say “Oh, he’s…… around here somewhere….
5.Shoot rubber bands at your roommate while his/her back is turned, and then look away quickly.
6.As soon as your roommate turns the light off at night, begin pag-awit famous operas as loud as you can. When your roommate turns on the light, look around and pretend to be confused.
7.Ask your roommate to pose for a portrait. Leave.
8.Borrow your roommate’s clothes. Offer to wash them, then act like they were yours all along
9.Buy a telescope. Sit on your kama and look across the room at your roommate through the telescope. When you’re not using the telescope, act like your roommate is too far away for you to see.
10.-Draw a tiny, black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, „It’s spreading, it’s spreading.“
11.Every time you enter the room, sit in a chair, lean back too far, and fall over backwards. Laugh hysterically for about ten minutes. Then, one day, repeat the falling-over exercise, but instead of laughing, get up, look at the chair sternly, and say, „It’s not funny anymore.“
12.Every time your roommate walks in yell, „Hooray! You’re back!“ as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, „Shouldn’t you be going somewhere?“
13.Hit your roommate on the head with a brick. Claim that you were trying to kill a mosquito.
14.Make your finger talk to you. Write backwards on the walls.
15.Hold all night candle lit pagan rituals in your room. Invite as many people as possible.
16.Spell out the last word of each sentence you say to your roommate.
17.Start wearing a crown, all the time. If your roommate tells you to take it off, say, „Who the hell do you think you are? A king?“
18.Steal something valuable of your roommate’s. If s/he asks about it, tell him/her that you traded it for some magic beans. Give some beans to your roommate.
19.Talk about your roommate to the little man who lives in your pocket.
20.Whenever your roommate comes in from the shower, lower your eyes and giggle to yourself.
2.Buy a jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the clown pops out. Scream continuously for twenty minutes.
3.Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
4.Keep a tarantula in a jar for three days. Then get rid of the tarantula. If your roommate asks, say “Oh, he’s…… around here somewhere….
5.Shoot rubber bands at your roommate while his/her back is turned, and then look away quickly.
6.As soon as your roommate turns the light off at night, begin pag-awit famous operas as loud as you can. When your roommate turns on the light, look around and pretend to be confused.
7.Ask your roommate to pose for a portrait. Leave.
8.Borrow your roommate’s clothes. Offer to wash them, then act like they were yours all along
9.Buy a telescope. Sit on your kama and look across the room at your roommate through the telescope. When you’re not using the telescope, act like your roommate is too far away for you to see.
10.-Draw a tiny, black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, „It’s spreading, it’s spreading.“
11.Every time you enter the room, sit in a chair, lean back too far, and fall over backwards. Laugh hysterically for about ten minutes. Then, one day, repeat the falling-over exercise, but instead of laughing, get up, look at the chair sternly, and say, „It’s not funny anymore.“
12.Every time your roommate walks in yell, „Hooray! You’re back!“ as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, „Shouldn’t you be going somewhere?“
13.Hit your roommate on the head with a brick. Claim that you were trying to kill a mosquito.
14.Make your finger talk to you. Write backwards on the walls.
15.Hold all night candle lit pagan rituals in your room. Invite as many people as possible.
16.Spell out the last word of each sentence you say to your roommate.
17.Start wearing a crown, all the time. If your roommate tells you to take it off, say, „Who the hell do you think you are? A king?“
18.Steal something valuable of your roommate’s. If s/he asks about it, tell him/her that you traded it for some magic beans. Give some beans to your roommate.
19.Talk about your roommate to the little man who lives in your pocket.
20.Whenever your roommate comes in from the shower, lower your eyes and giggle to yourself.
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it was a very warm day.So we decided to go to the park.we were walking in the park and we heared thunder and lighting.We continued walking in the park and its started to rain.We continued to walk in the park and it rained even harder.We continued to walk intill i hit a tree.Then my cell phone rang and anwsered it but no one anwsered.I was scaryed to death.I walked tahanan with my friends.But i hit another puno my mga kaibigan helped me up.but when we got to my house we heared a ghost that sinabi GET OUT.My mga kaibigan all ran out of the house.Then my parents came out from hiding and scaryed the crap out of me and stabbed them with a plastic knife.They laughed at me. it was a funny stroy
