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Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards sa pamamagitan ng an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

Blossom: *Punches Mojo Jojo*
Bubbles: *Punches Fuzzy Lumpkins*
Buttercup: *Kicks Him, making two teeth, and blood fly out of his mouth*

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Episode 13: Green Is The Way To Go

Narrator: No.
Blossom: *Looking at the narrator* Oh come on.
Narrator: No I won't say it!!
Bubbles: *Arrives with Buttercup* Please?
Buttercup: We can do this the easy way, or the hard way. *Cracks her knuckles*
Narrator: Ugh, fine....the city of Townsville. There are you happy?
Blossom: That wasn't so hard, now was it?
Buttercup: See you later. We gotta find bad guys. *Flies away with Bubbles, and Blossom*
Narrator: I think today is the araw for you to take a break. *Spots The Gangreen Gang* Oh no. I spoke too soon.
Ace: Okay everyone. What shall we do today?
Grubber: *Spits as he sticks out his tongue*
Ace: That's a bit violent, but who cares? Let's do it.

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An armored truck was passing through Townsville. Inside were millions of dollars.

Driver: How much further until we reach the bank?
Guard: Shouldn't be long now.
Big Billy: *Standing in the middle of the street*
Driver: What is that thing?! *Stops*
Snake: *Places a grenade at the doors, and runs back towards Ace, Grubber, and Arturo*

The doors were blasted open, and the four of them ran inside. Billy was still standing in front of the truck, pagganap like a decoy.

Ace: Smoke bomb. *Throws a smoke bomb inside*
Guard: I can't see anything!
Driver: How do we know if we're being robbed or not?
Guard: How do I know if I'm pointing my gun at them or not?
Billy: *Walks away*

Stop the song. When the smoke cleared up, the two men saw that nothing was left inside.

Driver: Whoever they were, better get caught, and fast.

A couple of minutos later, the police arrived to investigate, and ask the two men questions. Blossom arrived on the scene with Bubbles, and Buttercup.

Blossom: Good morning Sargent.
Police Sargent: Hi Blossom. We had a big load of money taken from these two gentlemen.
Blossom: What's the paglalarawan of our suspects?
Police Sargent: There were five of them. All with green skin.
Driver: That's right!
Guard: They threw a smoke grenade at us, and we couldn't see anything.
Bubbles: Girls, I think we know who our suspects are.
Buttercup: The Gangreen Gang.
Blossom: Let's go get 'em girls! *Flies away with her sisters*
Narrator: Go girls, go! You have to stop those five, and get the money back, but their usual hideout is deserted.
Blossom: Where do you suppose they went off to?
Buttercup: They could be anywhere?
Bubbles: Why don't we wait here for them?
Buttercup: Are you kidding?! That could take forever!
Blossom: Maybe, but it's worth a try. We must find a spot where they won't notice us.

Song (Start at 0:28): link

Narrator: And so, the girls waited and waited, until nightfall.
Ace: *Opens the gate* Grubber, after you.
Grubber: *Spits as he walks past*
Ace: You're welcome.
Snake: *Walks in with Big Billy, and Arturo*
Ace: *Closes the gate as he follows the rest of his gang into the hideout*

sa pamamagitan ng their feet, in the shadows of old abandoned cars, three pairs of eyes were seen. One pair was pink, the segundo blue, and the third green. The song fades away as the Gangreen Gang walk into a grey shed.

Blossom: Okay, time to make our move.
Buttercup: Right behind you sis.
Bubbles: *Giggles as she crawls out from the cars with her sisters*
Blossom: Sh!
Bubbles: Sorry.
Ace: *Playing poker with his friends* What should we get with our ten thousand dollars?
Billy: madami money!!
Ace: okay, what else should we get with our ten thousand dollars?
Snake: Grenade launchers on assault rifles!
Ace: And get in trouble for murder? You realize how long we'd be in prison for?
Lil Arturo: Our whole life.
Grubber: *Spits*
Ace: Alright gang. Let's go get some Doritos!
Blossom: *Walks in with Bubbles, and Buttercup* Not so fast!
Ace: Ah! Make a run for it!! *Grabs the money, and runs away with his friends*
Blossom: After them! *Takes off with her sisters*
Snake: *Looks back, and sees the three girls running towards him* Now you see why we need assault rifles?
Ace: Against those three? They'd simply dodge the bullets.
Lil Arturo: I got an idea. Duck!

All five of them ducked, and the Powerpuff Girls flew past.

Bubbles: Neat trick.
Blossom: Turn around, but this time, go for their legs. *Flies towards the Gangreen Gang with her sisters*
Grubber: *Spits*
Ace: You're right. They're flying lower. Jump!

The five of them jumped over the girls.

Buttercup: I don't believe this!
Blossom: Alright, just a little bit higher susunod time.

They turned around one last time.

Billy: They're coming back. What do we do?
Ace: Jump again!

This time however, they didn't jump high enough. The three girls caught them. A few minutos later, the police arrived to take them into jail.

Blossom: Here's the money Sargent.
Police Sarge: Thanks for your help girls. *Leaves with the rest of the police*
Buttercup: Why didn't we keep the money?
Narrator: Now now Buttercup, money isn't everything. So once again, the araw is saved, thanks to.....

Song (Start at 0:31): link

The REAL Powerpuff Girls

Starring Catherine Cavadini as Blossom
Tara Strong as Bubbles
E.G. Daily as Buttercup
Tom Kenny as the Narrator, Snake, and Lil Arturo
Jeff Bennett as Ace, Grubber, and Big Billy

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production from November 15, 2017
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
1)"Why, do you find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I pag-ibig the segundo grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and you actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...
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1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a bilog that had its two sides gently compressed sa pamamagitan ng a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...
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1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with madami than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all araw but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...
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posted by OmegaLeader
(Found it on the internet thought it was pretty interesting.)

You call your victim and you want to confuse them. No laughing or anything, just a normal voice like someone would call you. Me and my mga kaibigan do this a lot.


Script:
You call the person...

Person: Hello?
You: Hello?
Person: Uh, hi. Who is this and what do you want?
You: What? Oh no no no no no! It is YOU who is calling me. Ok, so what did YOU need?
Person: No no I didn't call you. You called me. Wait, who is this??
You: NO! I didn't call you! You are the one who called me! Now i ask one madami time who are you and why did you call my at this...
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posted by sakurahanazono
Alpha kenny body

1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)

I won a math debate

2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)

Eye map ness

3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness

Write this down on paper and you have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)


Eye Emma rate hard

4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)

Eye M egg ay

5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay

(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)
1. Walk up to them and ask them for their autographs.
2. Walk up to them, introduce yourself extremely upbeat and friendly-like and end the conversation sa pamamagitan ng saying "It was nice to meet you. It's so cool to talk to people outside of the asylum." Then walk away.
3. While walking down the street, in a mall or any other such place, laugh out loud for no apparent reason. Be as creative with the way you laugh as you wish.
4. Run up to them, excitedly calling them Father, Mother, Aunt or Uncle. If you dare, hug them.
5. While passing a walang tiyak na layunin stranger, stop and exclaim to them, "You have no idea!" in a...
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Jetzt geht's los Freunde
Hier ist Markus Becker und die Mallorca Cowboys und das rote Pferd

Wir singen zusammen
Da hat das rote Pferd sich einfach umgekehrt
und hat mit seinem Schwanz die Fliege abgewehrt
Die Fliege war nicht dumm,
sie machte summ,summ,summ
Und flog mit viel Gebrumm
um's rote Pferd herum

lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalala lalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalala

Ok Freunde,
das war nicht schlecht für yungib Anfang
Aber da geht noch was
Seit ihr gut drauf? Jaaa
Habt ihr lust zu feiern? Jaaa
Dann macht euch bereit und singt mit uns zusammen


Die Fliege...
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posted by karpach_14
Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone you love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard or hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as you open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 minutos or so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring or your nails on the blackboard susunod time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. susunod konsiyerto you go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...
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Famous Newgrounds content creator, also known as Arin Hanson from the let’s play channel Game Grumps, was once a prolific animator and considered one of the biggest. If you don’t know Arin as an animator, you’d be forgiven for that. Arin Hanson’s old career has been buried and forgotten, but hey, times change right…. Right…. Right?! Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to another episode of Content Cop. Idubbbz here with the new rant article. I ranted before about David Cage and his creeping abilities, but now it’s time to talk about something else. It’s time to hit closer to home....
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