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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: uy everypony.
Audience: Hey!!
Tom: How are you doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why would you tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing. Anyway, we got some bad news. It's about Warner Brothers.
Master Sword: Oh great.
Tom: They now have taken control of the Paramount movie studio, and are now placing their logos on DVD covers in the back.
Master Sword: When will they stop?
Tom: I'm not sure, but now they own My Little Pony.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: They're most likely going to actually put pornography in the ipakita like they do with half of the pelikula they produce.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Okay, today's crossover parody is The Streets Of Manehattan.
Tom: We are combining the classic TV ipakita The Streets Of San Francisco with the MLP episode, Rarity Takes Manehattan.
Master Sword: Enjoy.
Audience: *Clapping*

The biggest city in all of equestria, is also dangerous. This is...

Announcer: The Streets Of Manehattan, a SeanTheHedgehog Production. Starring Tom Foolery as Lieutenant Mike Stone. Also starring Master Sword as Steve Keller. With guest stars, Rarity as Miss. Sterbate. Saten Twist as Freddie. Pleiades as Myrtle, and Cosmic bahaghari as Michael.

One araw on a ferry going under the Brooklyn Bridge.

Michael: *Standing susunod to Myrtle in front of railing* You know something?
Myrtle: *Looks up*
Audience: *Laughing*
Michael: Hey. What are you looking at?
Myrtle: *Sticks her left front hoof up* How.
Audience: *Laughing*
Michael: I didn't know you were an indian.
Audience: *Laughing*
???: *Walking towards Michael, and Myrtle*
Michael: Oh hey. It's been a while since I've seen you. *Looks terrified* Wait, no! *Gets shot sa pamamagitan ng a silenced pistol*

Three hours later, the police found two dead ponies in the river under the Manehattan Bridge.

Lieutenant Stone: Do we have any witnesses?
Detective Keller: We have two.
Freddie: Hi.
Miss. Sterbate: I wish you could come inside.
Detective Keller: But we're nowhere near your house.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Stone: Uh, Steve? *Whispers in Detective Keller's ear*
Detective Keller: Oh, that's what she meant sa pamamagitan ng come inside.
Audience: *Laughing*
Miss. Sterbate: If you don't want to, I can get a dildo to do it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Freddie: Geez, what is it with you, and sexual stuff?
Rarity: Switch the I in my name to an A, and you'll find out.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Lieutenant Stone: Do any of you know the two ponies that got murdered?
Freddie: Oh yeah, *Points at Michael* That's Bob, and she's *Looking at Myrtle* Makenzie.
Detective Keller: Miss. Sterbate?
Rarity: Okay. *Goes offscreen* Oh, *Gasp* Oh, *Gasp* This dildo is really long.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and whistling*
Lieutenant Stone: Forget her, she's obviously not capable of helping us.
Detective Keller: What can you tell us of the killer Freddie?
Freddie: He was evil.
Audience: *Chuckles*
Detective Keller: I'm sure it was.

Later at police headquarters

Lieutenant Stone: I have a feeling it was Freddie.
Detective Keller: Are you sure?
Lieutenant Stone: Yeah. He lied about the identity of those two ponies, and he didn't give us much detail on the killer.
Detective Keller: Probably the only good thing he did was act very nervous around Miss. Sterbate when she... Oh forget it, you know what she did.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Stone: We need to find this stallion before this crossover parody ends.
Audience: *Laughing*

Later at Freddie's apartment in Brooklyn.

Lieutenant Stone: *Opens door*
Freddie: Hey, how did you know where I live?
Lieutenant Stone: It's simple.
Detective Keller: We are no ordinary ponies.
Lieutenant Stone: We have no flaws.
Detective Keller: And we can do anything, while getting away with everything.
Freddie: I know. You're cops.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lieutenant Stone: No. We're Mary Sues.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

They arrested Freddie, and later arrested Miss. Sterbate for disturbing the peace.

The End

On the susunod part of this episode

Master Sword buys a sword

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on kalye corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing susunod to Double Scoop*
Tom: madami ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands susunod to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 11: I Wish It Was 2014 Again

Master Sword was walking towards a store when he saw Tom, and Saten Twist.

Tom: Hello Master Sword.
Master Sword: uy Tom. uy Saten.
Saten Twist: How are you?
Master Sword: I'm doing fine. I am on my way to buy a sword.
Tom: What made you decide to do that?
Master Sword: Now that you mention it... *Thinks about why he wanted to buy a sword* I forgot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Try to remember.

Song: link

Master Sword: Ok, let's see.
Tom: As soon as you remember, let us know.
Master Sword: Do we have to do this?
Saten Twist: We could torture you in order for you to remember.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No, that's not necessary. I'll remember. Uhhh....

But Master Sword took a long time to remember. It was soon dark outside.

Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Uh Master Sword? I have to go home.
Saten Twist: Yeah. I need to change the oil in my car, and fix my chainsaw.
Tom: What's wrong with it?
Saten Twist: I forgot. Let me try to remember.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Oh no you don't. That's my job.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: But you're trying to remember something different.
Master Sword: What was I trying to remember?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Why were you going to buy a sword?
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Uhhhhhhhhhhh...........
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Great. I'm surrounded sa pamamagitan ng idiots that can't remember anything.
Master Sword & Saten Twist: HEY! I RESENT THAT!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Well I need to go home. *Walks away*

susunod morning, Master Sword, and Saten Twist were still standing there trying to remember what they were doing in the first place.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Try to explain this to me one madami time.
Saten Twist: Okay. I think you met us at this exact same spot.
Master Sword: You think?
Saten Twist: Well I certainly don't know.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: Anyway, you told us you wanted to buy a sword, and you couldn't remember why.
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Then I made you stay here at the exact same time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Only one question. Where's Tom?
Saten Twist: He probably wasn't with me.
Master Sword: Then he was never here in the first place.
Saten Twist: Yeah he was. He sinabi he needed to leave us for some reason.
Master Sword: Did he tell us why?
Saten Twist: I don't think so.
Master Sword: I remember now!
Saten Twist: What?
Master Sword: I remember why I wanted to buy a sword.
Saten Twist: About time. Why do you want to buy a sword?
Master Sword: Because the word Sword is in my name. *Walks away*
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *His eyes turn into white circles with black outlines, and he gets really angry* that was the reason? the word sword is in his name? *Fire comes out of his ears* THAT IS THE DUMBEST REASON TO BUY A SWORD, EVER!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Turns back to normal* Now if only I can remember what went wrong with my chainsaw.
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up next, it's The Story Of Corporal Agarn

The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz..............................

Tom: Hold it!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We're not doing this skit yet until later. Get your shit together everypony!
Audience: *Laughing*

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic bahaghari as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

It was just like any ordinary araw at Fort Courage. Everypony was being stupid.

Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Attention everypony, I want all of you to practice marching. In two months, it'll be important for us to march into March. You like that joke?
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: *Signaling the soldiers to laugh*
Soldiers: Oh. Hahahaha.
Audience: *Laughing*

After the meeting, Corporal Agarn went to see Sargent O' Rourke in a shed.

Master Sword: Hi Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Oh hello Agarn. What can I do for you?
Master Sword: Well I was wondering if I could sumali you in O' Rourke Enterprises.
Sargent O' Rourke: What's that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: The name of that company you told me about?
Sargent O' Rourke: Oh yeah. That.
Master Sword: You don't look too thrilled.
Sargent O' Rourke: Business isn't going so good.
Master Sword: Why not?
Sargent O' Rourke: The Hikawis only gave me one penny for six bottles of beer.
Corporal Agarn: Well they're Indians. You can't expect them to be rich.
Sargent O' Rourke: But they are.
Corporal Agarn: Rich Indians?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: They're a peaceful Indian Tribe, and sold all of their weapons.
Corporal Agarn: What for?
Sargent O' Rourke: Last time they went on warpath, their chief got run over sa pamamagitan ng a stampede of buffalo before they even got to their enemy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Now that's ironic. Usually it's the Indian that gets the buffalo.
Audience: *Laughing*

The kanyon was heard, then the sound of splintering wood was heard. Agarn ran outside with the Sarge to see what happened.

Corporal Agarn: What happened?
Corporal Duffy: I shot the cannon.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Did you hit anything?
Corporal Duffy: Just the tower. No serious damage was done.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the trumpeta poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning you Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*

The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

Gary, and James were playing with a balloon in the classroom. They were the only ponies in there, and they were waiting for everyone else to arrive.

Gary: And to think that arriving early would be bad.
Audience: *Light chuckle*
James: I'm sure bad things might happen to us. One time my friend arrived at his class early, and somepony estola all of his lunch money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: *Enters classroom* Hi everpony.
Gary & James: *Ignoring Lauren, and continue to play with the balloon*
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: What the hell? *Sits at her desk*
Brianna: *Arrives* Hi everypony.
Gary: Hi Brianna.
James: What's up?
Lauren: How come you ignore me, but talk to Brianna?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: What does she have that I don't?
James: A good smell.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: What are you talking about?
Gary: Lauren. How many times do we have to tell you?
Lauren: Tell me what?
Gary: You smell like shit.
Lauren: *Farts*
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: *Arrives* Christ Lauren, what did you do that for?
Lauren: *Shocked* How did you know it was me?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: *Enters the room with Maria* Okay, who cut the cheese?
Lauren: Whoever pagtunaw it dealt it.
Gary: Whoever supplied it denied it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Maria: Lauren?
Lauren: *Lowers her head, and looks at her desk*
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Okay, if we can survive the foul stench Lauren has provided for us-
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: I'm sure we can survive division.
James: Division?
Ms. Schultz: And, because Lauren smells really bad-
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Whoever sagot three tanong correctly first will get to leave early.
Gary: Please be me. The rest of you can survive.
Audience: *Laughing*
Brianna: No way, I'm getting out of here first.
Gary: Hell no, I forgot my gas mask at home.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: I gotta leave early.
Ms. Schultz: If you keep arguing, you won't be able to leave early. So lets start now. We'll begin with simple questions, and work our way up to the hard ones. tanong 1, what is 4 divided sa pamamagitan ng 2?
James: 2.
Gary: Everypony knows that genius.
James: Oh please, you don't even know that 1+1=3.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Actually 1+1=2.
James: That too.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: So far, James is winning sa pamamagitan ng 1. susunod question, what is 6 divided sa pamamagitan ng 2?
Maria: 3.
Gary: uy I was raising my hoof you cheating bitch!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Gary, we don't use that language in school.
Gary: You did last week.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: What is 10 divided sa pamamagitan ng 5?
Gary: 5!
Ms. Schultz: Nope.
Gary: 10 minus 5 is 5. Why did you say I was wrong?
Ms. Schultz: We're working on division.
Gary: Poppycock. I heard you say subtract.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Save those british words for drama class.
Audience: *Laughing*
James: The correct answer is two.
Ms. Schultz: Another point goes to James.
Gary: How about another death threat?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Okay, here's a good one. 6 divided sa pamamagitan ng 5.
Gary: 1.1 is the right answer.
James: Nope, it's 1.2 Ms. Schultz.
Ms. Schultz: James it correct. You may leave early, and the rest of you have to stay until the kampanilya rings.
Gary: Oh F-

As Gary shouted a certain word starting with an F, a boat's horn could be heard nearby. No one could hear what he was saying, as the horn blew for twelve seconds.

Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Now with that out of the way, let's review what we learned last week.
Gary: Hey, the smell is gone. *Sees the door is open* James left the door open.
Ms. Schultz: Oh yeah, he forgot to close it. *Goes to door, and closes it*
Lauren: *Smirks, and farts again*
Gary: No!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up next, it's The Movie Studio

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic bahaghari as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

The 4th of July, 1925

Everypony was enjoying the fireworks exploding all around Applewood.

Mason: Ooh, I like that one.
Tobias: I like that one, because it's got all the mga kulay of the British flag.
Mason: Uh Toby? That is the British flag.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tobias: Will you stop calling me Toby? It's Tobias. There are three syllables, not two.
Mason: Whatever. *Sees an kahel firework* That's nice.

Okay, not everypony is enjoying the fireworks. At Paramount, all of the ponies were working hard producing as many pelikula as they could.

Paramount parang buriko 2: *Bringing swords from the pagpaparangal room*
Director: We only need one!
Paramount parang buriko 2: But sir if he had two, he'd defeat the bad guy madami easily.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Do you have cotton in your ears?
Paramount parang buriko 2: I don't know, but I can check for you right now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: One sword! That's all. Bring the extra sword back to the pagpaparangal room!
Paramount parang buriko 2: Alright, jeez.
Paramount parang buriko 4: *Goes to director* Sir? I have no script.
Director: Get the screen writer to make another one for you.
Paramount parang buriko 4: But he's allergic to paper.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: Who hired a parang buriko that's allergic to paper to be a screenwriter?
Audience: *Laughing*
Screen Writer: I didn't know I had to write the scripts on paper. I thought I had to write it on a screen!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: You're fired!
Paramount parang buriko 5: Sir? We have ten films ready to be released in theaters.
Director: Good. Make some extra copies of them, and notify the Motion Picture Association of Equestria.
Paramount parang buriko 5: I already have, and the films will be released in theaters in two days.
Director: Released?
Paramount parang buriko 5: Something wrong?
Director: We're talking about a work of art, not some wild animal.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: You say produced, or distributed. Not released.
Audience: *Laughing*
Paramount parang buriko 5: Yes sir.

Two days at the MGM studio.

Director Nick: Alright, listen up. Paramount has already gotten ten films released-
Connor: Produced.
Director Nick: Produced in... Hey!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Who's making this speech?
Connor: I don't know. It certainly can't be you, because it sucks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that. Paramount has distributed ten films in theaters today.
Louis: Ten films in one day?
Director Nick: Don't ask me, ask them. They're the ones producing all those films quickly.
Leah: I thought it was distributing.
Director Nick: It's the same thing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Leah: No. Distributing is when you release-
Connor: Produce.
Leah: Produce a.. Hey!
Audience: *Laughing*
Connor: dayami is for humans.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Leah: *Sulking at Connor*
Audience: *Laughing*
Leah: Who is arguing here?
Connor: Don't know, don't care.
Roxy: *Enters studio* Sir? I must tell you something.
Director Nick: What?
Roxy: The pelikula were hated, and taken out of the theaters.
Director Nick: I wonder how that happened.
Roxy: Warner Brothers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: I wonder what will happen ninety years from now.
Audience: *Laughing*

Coming up susunod is a Princess Celestia skit.

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic bahaghari as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was in her office when suddenly..

Derpy: *Enters office* I have something very important to tell you. We are back in On The Block
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Oh really? I didn't know that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: But it's great to be back. Hopefully Twilight Sparkle doesn't try to-

A hammer appeared from Celestia's desk, and hit her in the face. The back of the hammer sinabi this is 100% Twilight Sparkle approved.

Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: try to attack me.
Audience: *Clapping*
Derpy: Do you want me to get rid of that hammer for you?
Celestia: no. let is stay there, and constantly hit me in the face.
Derpy: Really?
Celestia: Of course not you idiot!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Get rid of it at once!!

Meanwhile, Twilight Sparkle was with Jonathan, Harry, and Bryan. Everyone was sitting except for Jonathan.

Jonathan: *Pacing the floor* It's been too long since we got back here, and already you're messing things up for us.
Twilight Sparkle: Man, what you talkin' bout?
Bryan: For starters, you still have the voice of Ice Cube..
Audience: *Laughing*
Jonathan: You constantly say the N word.
Harry: And you're always torturing Celestia.
Twilight Sparkle: I wouldn't call it torture. I call it an antic.
Harry: *Stands up* Well it's getting annoying, so-
Twilight Sparkle: Man, it ain't annoyin' nobody.
Jonathan: *Looks at Twilight* It's annoying lots of ponies. You must be joking if you think otherwise.
Twilight Sparkle: If I was joking the audience would've laughed sa pamamagitan ng now.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: *Grabs a glass of whiskey* Oh please, the audience don't laugh to you at all.
Audience: *Laughing*
Harry: All of your jokes are corny.
Twilight Sparkle: Look who's talkin'
Audience: Oooh.
Harry: *Drinks whiskey*

susunod day, Princess Celestia was walking through her kastilyo when she saw a talking cactis.

Timothy: *Is the cactis* Princess? Please help.
Celestia: Only if you promise not to eat all of my bananas.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: I promise.
Celestia: *Turns Timothy back to normal*
Twilight Sparkle: Aw hell no! *Turns Timothy back into a cactis, then turns Celestia into a fish*
Celestia: What are you doing now Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: Just being myself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: I am turning everypony into walang tiyak na layunin objects, as well as characters from TV shows.
Chrysler: *Is Spongebob Spuarepants* When I sinabi I wanted to be Spongebob, I didn't mean like this!
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Adios nigga.
Audience: *Cheering*
Celestia: God I hate when she says that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: I wonder if Derpy can help us.
Celestia: Derpy doesn't know anything. She's probably not even here. Instead, she's at some toy store buying bubbles.
Audience: *Laughing*

A song was heard. Quietly at first, but it soon got louder: link

Celestia: Where is that coming from?
Derpy: *Is Thomas The Tank Engine*
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: AAAAAAH!
Timothy: AAAAAAAH!!!
Derpy: *Runs over Celestia, and Timothy*
Audience: *Laughing*

The song got quieter as Derpy went away from Celestia, and Timothy.

Three hours later at Celestia's office.

Derpy: I would like to apologize for running you over. It was not nice for me to do that.
Celestia: You could've stopped you retard.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: But you didn't! You ran me, and Timothy over. You suck.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: You have no idea what it's like to get run over sa pamamagitan ng a talking train.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: susunod time you turn into Thomas The Tank Engine, run into Twilight. *Bangs desk* TWILIGHT!! *Bangs desk* TWILIGHT!! *Bangs desk* TWILIGHT!!
Audience: *Laughing*

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Name: Mark Strong (Actor)
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60. Matthias
59. Thaddeus
58. Asia
57. Ananias
56. Syria
55. Ephesus
54. Esau
53. Mt. Zion
52. An-ti-och
51. King Nebuchadnezzar
50. Macedonia
49. Jacob
48. Moses
47. Judah
46. Abraham
45. Kerith
44. Sapphira
43. Ahab
42. Rehoboam
41. Jeroboam
40. Baasha
39. Mahar-shalal-hash-baz
38. Maale-akrabbim
37. Isaiah
36. Je'ho'sha'phat
35. Ahaziah
34. reyna Athaliah
33. Pastor Eric
32. Zechariah
31. Joel
30. Pastor Ian
29. Jeremiah
28. Brad
27. Abijah
26. Ahijah
25. Uzziah
24. Thessalonians
23. Jerusalem
22. Titus
21. Tabitha
20. Thaddeus
19. Pastor Kerry
18. Tirshatha
17. Dalmatia
16. Simon-Peter-Leaka-tepha-lika
15. Hezekiah
14. Barrabas
13. Tarpelites
12. Demetrius
11. Deuteronomy
10. Exodus
09. Leviticus
08. Ezekiel
07. Gethsemane
06. Mary
05. Gabriel
04. Matthew-Mark-Luke-Johnaliqua
03. Gettah Hepher
02. Kadesh Barnea
01. JESUS
posted by blaise_jez
I found this on the internet.
Add up all of the letters in your first
name using this:
A=100 N=450
B=14 O=80
C=9 P=2
D=28 Q=12
E=145 R=400
F=12 S=113
G=3 T=405
H=10 U=1
I=200 V=10
J=100 W=10
K=114 X=3
L=100 Y=210
M=25 Z=23

60 points and under= not sexy
From 61 to 300 points= not too sexy
From 301 to 599 points= pretty sexy!
From 600 to 1000 points= very sexy!
From 1000 to 1500 points= very, very sexy!
1501 points and over= very, very, very sexy!

Example
Carly {my name}
C A R L Y
9 + 100 + 400 + 100 + 210= 819 points
819 points = very sexy!
found this on the net:

20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall pader and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 segundos and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly....
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Source: Google
The List

1. Throw papkorn in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can you fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
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6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling papkorn that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get papkorn yell, “I’m...
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1.1 out of every 8 couples married in the U.S. last taon met online?

2.New York City has 578 miles of waterfront?

3.In New York, at the tuktok of a napakataas na gusali it is possible for people to see snow falling while people on the ground see rain?

4.Passports issued sa pamamagitan ng the US after January 1, 2007 have always-on radio frequency identification chips?

5.Shopping is the most popular domestic trip activity sa pamamagitan ng American travelers?

6.There are almost two million women veterans in the US?

7.The average American woman weighs 140 pounds?

8.The average clothing size for women in America is size 14?

9.The longest street...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started Pagsulat it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if you don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest you don't read it. :)




[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your mga kaibigan and either forget all about us or tell a story about the hideous freak you met tonight. You don’t know me, if you did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have mga kaibigan - except my brother....
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to pag-ibig Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to pag-ibig every day.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are you talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, you have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond]...
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Canada is finally getting footage on youtube so can I do this way better than from last time I put this article..

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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd you leave the toilet upuan up?
Peele: asong babae WHY WAS YOU LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?


#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.


#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do you even WANT to hang out!?...
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I'll do my best not to give out spoilers.. Would be hard though...


#1: JOHN MARSTON:
 "Give the Devil my regards."
"Give the Devil my regards."


Lets start the obvious choice. The man we all know.. Johnny Marston.

When we met him. He a man on a mission.. Track down everyone in his old gang, so he can return to his family.. His sassy nature. Badass look. And introduction to 'deadeye', quickly regarded John as one of the most memable protagonists of Rockstar games. Extra points cause, Bill and Javier are expert fighters. John is just "that good" sa pamamagitan ng comparison.

I can't really say much without spoiling the end of...
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Beauty and talent don't always go hand and hand, but Natalie Wood was a perfect example of both. When I last made my listahan of "Most Beautiful Women That Ever Lived" I put Natalie at like number six or something...Boy, was I stupid! I've been watching some of her pelikula lately and I couldn't get over what a knock-out she was. She is definitely number one! She had such beautiful dark hair, big doe eyes, pretty lips, an adorable nose, a heavenly complexion, and a perfect body. I've been having her in my dreams lately...I've got a huge crush on her! The other night, I was dreaming about her and...
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When we watch a show, we enjoy characters for their heroic actions, bravo hearts, and winning personalities. We like them basically because of the kind, sweet people that they are. Well...THIS IS NOT THAT LIST. This listahan is about the characters who are known (and even celebrated) as downright jerks. Granted, most of these characters do have good hearts but what makes them memorable is their extremely flawed personalities. Whether it be cockiness, grouchiness, racism, or just bossiness. These characters have a place in our hearts despite their unpleasant personalities, because we just can't help but like them.
 10. Maxwell Smart from "Get Smart".
10. Maxwell Smart from "Get Smart".
 9. Alexandra Cabot from "Josie and the Pussycats".
9. Alexandra Cabot from "Josie and the Pussycats".
 8. Vernon Fenwick from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".
8. Vernon Fenwick from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".
 7. Archie Bunker from "All in the Family".
7. Archie Bunker from "All in the Family".
 6. Helga Pataki from "Hey Arnold".
6. Helga Pataki from "Hey Arnold".
 5. Miss Finster from "Recess".
5. Miss Finster from "Recess".
 4. Binky Barnes from "Arthur".
4. Binky Barnes from "Arthur".
 3. Barney Fife from "The Andy Griffith Show".
3. Barney Fife from "The Andy Griffith Show".
 2. Skipper from "Gilligan's Island".
2. Skipper from "Gilligan's Island".
 1. Fred Flintstone from "The Flintstones".
1. Fred Flintstone from "The Flintstones".
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(Hello there! If you're new to this series, here's the basics. I take comments asking tanong from the last episode and answer them in the susunod article, but with Robotnik! As a result you'll see some pretty funny stuff. XD Hope you enjoy our segundo episode of Ask Dr. Robotnik!)

(I apologize for the huge delay as well, so much happened with FNAF4 coming out and whatnot. I also got heavily addicted to an awesome online flash game named Dragon Ball Z Devolution. XD Again, sorry.)

And now.... Shout-outs to the people who nagkomento in the last episode! And we have a LOT of them this time guys!...
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posted by deathding
 Welcome to my list! ^__^
Welcome to my list! ^__^
Ah, the Sega Genesis. Such a classic video game system that so many of us played when we were just kids, and it's time I started ipinapakita some appreciation for this fantastic system.

But before I do, for those of you who aren't familiar with the console, the Sega Genesis was released sa pamamagitan ng sega around the late 80's and was meant to compete with Nintendo, and it actually WORKED!

Yes I sinabi that, another human being company actually had a chance to beat Nintendo.

My reaction: &*#!$%*@&%$&@*W$%&@!!!!!!!!!!!!

But to avoid wasting my time and for you to get madami detailed information, just...
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