Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our ipakita where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, or played as characters in skits. For instance, bahaghari Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The asno asno Inn skit.
We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle
Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Twilight: Let's start off our first araw of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?
Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoMgnJDXd3k
Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Pinkie Pie: I'm pretty sure the answer is nein. My best friend Rarity told me.
Twilight: Unfortunately, you're wrong.
Pinkie Pie: Screw that sex addict for giving me the wrong answer.
Pinkie Pie: Though, I'm pretty sure someone else is doing that to her already.
Celestia: *Gets a star* Now you will all taste my wrath! *Crashing into everypony*
Twilight: Man, your powers are good, but mine are better. *Gets a powerup, and is now driving a sports car*
Twilight: Introducing the Twilight Mobile. *Gets a power up*
Car: Defense mechanisms, on.
Twilight: *Shoots misayl at Alexis*
Alexis: *Gets hit sa pamamagitan ng missile*
Twilight: Vengeance! Would anypony else like their plot to be kicked?
Derpy: Did everypony forget about me? *Driving a tank*
Celestia: *Sees Derpy's tank* What's that?!!!?
Celestia: This isn't a race anymore! It's a combination of screw ups, and insanity!
Twilight: *Drops saging peel*
Derpy: Do you really think that'll stop me? *Drives over saging peel, and gets her tank to land on it's side*
Twilight won the race.
Celestia: *Very angry* Derpy you unreliable dumbass!!
"Okay, let's see what you wrote down." sinabi Alex. He looked at Twilight's podium, "Twilight, you wrote down, the letter N. You wagered, igga."
The audience laughed, clapped, cheered, and whistled.
"Freedom of speech nigga! I can say whatever da f*q I want!" Shouted Twilight, causing madami laughter to come from the audience.
Derpy: *Enters office* I have something very important to tell you. We are back in On The Block
Celestia: Oh really? I didn't know that.
Celestia: But it's great to be back. Hopefully Twilight Sparkle doesn't try to-
A hammer appeared from Celestia's desk, and hit her in the face. The back of the hammer sinabi this is 100% Twilight Sparkle approved.
"And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy." sinabi Alex, "I'd like to once again apologize for the lack of color in this episode, but we ran out of money."
The audience laughed at this unfortunate event, and Alex continued, "With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Twilight Sparkle is in first place with negative $82,300."
Laughter, clapping, and cheering could be heard from the audience members as Twilight said, "Yo, what's good niggas?"
"Wooooh!!" Cheered the audience.
"I'd appreciate it if you didn't say that word ever again." sinabi Alex.
"But I'm black, I got the right to say whatever the f**k I want! Your just a racist bastard!"
The audience laughed, and clapped at the same time after hearing what Twilight just said.
And now, it's time for fanmail from your paborito six ponies, the mane 6!
Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Announcer: Just one thing we need to tell you. Twilight Sparkle did something bad, and Celestia has punished her, sa pamamagitan ng giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Twilight: Man, it ain't funny! Da f*q does everypony have to laugh at me for?
Pinkie Pie: Come on Twilight, I think you sound great with your new voice.
Alex said, "The correct answer was two. You have two eyes. Twilight Sparkle, will you pick a category?"
The purple alicorn looked angry, and said, "Why do ponies today need to curse with their mouth?"
This caused some ponies in the audience to laugh, and Twilight continued, "We should be setting an example for the young ponies. All they do is walk around listening to rap music."
madami laughter aroused from the audience, and Twilight continued talking, "That is why they lie, cheat, and steal!"
Twilight: Man, I didn't get any letters!
Heartsong: *Gives Twilight a letter*
Twilight: *Reading letter* This letter is from the hood of Compton, L.A. Dear Twilight Sparkle, how does it feel to be one of us now?
Twilight: Man, I ain't one of you. I ain't no N word. Am I allowed to say the actual word?
susunod day, Princess Celestia was walking through her kastilyo when she saw a talking cactis.
Timothy: *Is the cactis* Princess? Please help.
Celestia: Only if you promise not to eat all of my bananas.
Timothy: I promise.
Celestia: *Turns Timothy back to normal*
Twilight Sparkle: Aw hell no! *Turns Timothy back into a cactis, then turns Celestia into a fish*
Celestia: What are you doing now Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: Just being myself.
Twilight Sparkle: I am turning everypony into walang tiyak na layunin objects, as well as characters from TV shows.
Chrysler: *Is Spongebob Spuarepants* When I sinabi I wanted to be Spongebob, I didn't mean like this!
Twilight Sparkle: Adios nigga.
Celestia: God I hate when she says that.
Up next, bahaghari Dash
Narrator: One lovely morning, bahaghari Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi bahaghari Dash.
bahaghari Dash: Shut the f**k up.
bahaghari Dash: Can't you see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Twilight Sparkle: Are you going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
bahaghari Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.
bahaghari Dash: Well, I'm off to The Ztables.
Narrator: bahaghari Dash looked pasulong to her daily visit to the Stables. Even if it was a silly name for a bar. As she got there, bahaghari Dash saw Rachel, the grey unicorn.
Rachel: Hello my little pony.
bahaghari Dash: There's no need to advertise.
Narrator: sinabi bahaghari Dash, who was actually taller then Rachel.
Just then, Princess Celestia walked into the bar.
Princess Celestia: What's all this horsing around?
bahaghari Dash: Mind your own business you celestial princess.
Narrator: And without hesitating, bahaghari Dash punched Celestia once, really hard in the neck, killing her instantly.
Narrator: The princess was about to fart at the time.
A police car heads towards bahaghari Dash.
bahaghari Dash: *Smoking a cigarette* Uh oh. Here comes P.C. Pullman.
Officer Pullman: What's going on bahaghari Dash? Have you been drinking?
P.C. Pullman turned out to be an oversized lego policeman, and was twice the size of bahaghari Dash.
bahaghari Dash: N-no sir.
Narrator: And she soon threw up all over the policeman. It all turned out well in the end. Rachel went to Manehattan to become a prostitute.
Narrator: And bahaghari Dash was sent to a doctor about her drinking problem, but ended up being executed for killing Princess Celestia.
bahaghari Dash: *Gets letter* Dear bahaghari Dash, you are very arrogant. *Angry* Okay, if being loyal is arrogant, than saying good morning is a death threat.
Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one madami letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives it to Marisa*
Mail Pony: *Looks at Marisa* There you are. Not only did I want to deliver that letter to you, but if you don't ma******te in that video, I'll ipakita everypony in here an embarrassing litrato of you.
Marisa: Typical. Everytime blackmailing occurs, an embarrasing litrato is involved.
Alex: In the lead, we have bahaghari Dash with negative $22,400, due to her arrogant behavior.
bahaghari Dash: Hey, who are you calling arrogant?! I happen to be one of the nicest ponies ever!
Alex: bahaghari Dash, let's start with you.
bahaghari Dash: Uh, potent potables, I don't know what that is.
Alex: It's about alcohol.
bahaghari Dash: Then in that case, I'll take potent potables.
Alex: *Surprised* For how much?
bahaghari Dash: How about a glass full? Come on, hand it over. I want some cider.
Alex: We don't have that.
bahaghari Dash: I thought so, that's why I brought my own. *Drinking cider*
Alex: You know what? bahaghari Dash, you take the board.
bahaghari Dash: I am bored. I am bored!
bahaghari Dash: Do ponies actually watch this show?
Alex: Yeah, it's pretty popular.
Mercury: *Turns head, and sees Marisa with George* George, you either have her do that to you somewhere private, or don't do it at all!
Marisa: *Stands up*
George: Come on, she was just putting a tattoo on my hoof.
Mercury: You mean she wasn't...
Alex said, "Rarity, we'll start with you."
The white unicorn replied sa pamamagitan ng saying, "I'll take masturbation for 1000." This made the audience whistle, laugh, and clap at the same time.
"How many eyes do you have for 400. Good choice." sinabi Alex.
Rarity buzzed in, and before she gave Alex a chance to speak, she said, "I've got a nice ass. Who here wants to f**k me on stage right now?"
Alex said, "US/Japan Relations for 600, and the answer is, This is what caused the US to become allies with Hapon in 1945."
Rarity quickly buzzed in, and shouted, "Hentai! Anime porn!" The audience laughed, and clapped at the same itme.
"Right." sinabi Alex, and looked at Rarity's board. "Moving on. Rarity wrote down.. Nothing, and wagered, twenty five dildos."
The audience laughed, and cheered.
"I had to wager something related to sex." Replied Rarity. The audience clapped.
Rarity: Well I know none of my letters will be bad. *Opens envelope* Here's a letter from Hank, age 19. *Nervous* Dear Rarity, why are you a really big sex addict? Every picture I have seen of you is porn.
Rarity: *Hiding under table*
Now for Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: Oooh, ooh. I want a letter!
Annie: *Gives Pinkie Pie a letter*
Applejack: I'd be surprised if someone wrote something nice to her.
Pinkie Pie: *Reading letter* Dear Pinkie Pie, do you take drugs during any of your parties? No, because drugs are bad, and they're for stupid ponies like Applejack.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Applejack: *Sarcastic* Thanks Pinkie Pie. I pag-ibig you too.
Gary: It's a disgrace to have your car in pink. That color is just unacceptable.
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* How dare you say the color kulay-rosas is a disgrace!
Pinkie Pie: It's a very good color. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to break the 4th pader somewhere else.
Pinkie Pie: *Goes through a wall*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Gary: *Looking at hole in pader that says number 4* Would you look at that? She really did break the 4th wall.
Now for applejack
bahaghari Dash: What letter did you get?
Applejack: Let me check. *Reading letter* Dear Applejack, are all rednecks as stupid as you?
bahaghari Dash: *Laughing*
Applejack: Well you wouldn't be laughing if you got a disrespectful letter like that.
bahaghari Dash: No one would dare to send me a hate letter. I'm bahaghari Dash!
A light was shining on her, and mga kerubin started playing lyres.
Alex: Moving on. applejack has no score at all, because, she's mostly been talking about her kamakailan marriage with her brother.
Applejack: Big Macintosh my love, if you're watching this, make sure to put on Appplebloom's diapers before supper, and she's not allowed to leave the farm until I get back.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: That's... Beautiful.
Alex: Alright Applejack, we'll start with you.
Applejack: I'll take giraffes for a billion.
Alex: Okay Applejack. Sadly, it's still your board.
Applejack: I'll take T.V shows, and pelikula about my wedding for 300.
Alex: For the last time, that's not a category.
Alex: The category is Album Cover, and the answer is, The Beatles' White Album Cover Was This Color.
Applejack: *Rings in*
Applejack: Who are The Beatles?
Alex: I'm sorry, that's wrong.
Applejack: No, I'm asking you who The Beatles are. I never heard of them.
Nick: *Rings in* Ah yes, The Beatles, yes. What if they were The Vriendscoupe Beatles? Yes. They'd be in the back upuan singing, I wanna hold your five igos Newtons. Yes.
Author's note, Vriendscoupe is the MLP version of Volkswagen.
Alex: For the pag-ibig of god, shut your mouth.
Alex: Applejack, asked herself this question. What sound does a doggy make?
Alex: Fine. Her answer is.. *Finds out that she doesn't know the answer* You didn't know the answer.
Alex: You couldn't answer your own question?
Applejack: It was hard.
And finally Fluttershy. This was the only part she got in this show.
Fluttershy: *Takes letter* Here's one for me. Dear Fluttershy, when are you going to stop being a coward?
bahaghari Dash: When computers start growing arms, and legs.
Fluttershy: *Very sad* I like myself just the way I am.
Tom: Don't worry, we'll give Fluttershy madami roles in this ipakita later on. As for the rest of the video, the susunod part will ipakita the good times me, and my mga kaibigan had. Stick around, we'll be back.
Tom: Our final part of the video to commemorate all of the good times we had. Enjoy.
Annie started to clean, while Sunny went back to playing GTA 5.
Sunny: *Flying an airplane*
Annie: *Sees telebisyon set, and starts to clean the screen while Sunny plays the game*
Sunny: Can you clean that later? I have to drop off weapons to some ponies.
Annie: Can't you pause the game?
Sunny: Ugh! *Pauses game. She grabs a Nintendo 3DS, and starts playing Pokemon*
Annie: *Finishes cleaning television, but starts to clean the 3DS*
Sunny: What are you doing?!
Annie: I have to clean your 3DS.
Sunny: Clean something, that I'm not using. Okay?
Annie: Alright, fine. My god. *Goes to clean the bathroom*
Sunny: Finally. *Continues playing GTA 5*
A flushing noise was heard, but suddenly, water started coming out of the bathroom.
Sunny: What the f**k?!!?
Annie: I think your toilet is clogged!
Sunny: You know what?! You're fired. You suck at this job.
Annie: What did I do wrong?
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: uy everypony.
Tom: How are you doing?
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Master Sword: Why would you tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing.
Astrel Sky: *Talks into microphone* Attention everypony!!
Everypony stopped fighting, and listened to Astrel Sky's voice boom over the PA system.
Astrel Sky: What you're doing is pathetic, and dangerous. Fighting over things. Just things! Only because the price is reduced. That is immature, and unsafe. All of you should know better. Even on days if it's not Black Friday, prices for things get reduced, and nopony fights about that. So why does it only happen on Black Friday? I'm only gonna tell you once. Please, have enough common sense, and common courtesy to not kill each other.
Ponies: You know what? She's right.
Store Owner: *Takes mic from Astrel Sky* Give me that! This is for employees only. *Talks into Mic* Attention everypony, forget what she just said. Get back to what you were doing.
Astrel Sky: *Shakes her head no, and walks out of the store* Black Friday. I'll never understand the shit you make everypony go through.
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW taon ASSHOLES!!
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some mga baril into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I pag-ibig Austrian guns!
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it.
Master Sword: All you do is just stand in front of a TV watching billions of ponies freeze their asno off just so they can watch a ball ilipat down.
Pony: Hey! Shut up, and let us sleep!
Double Scoop: Before we race, it's time to use an overused rock & roll song from the 70's.
Double Scoop, and Sunny were standing right susunod to each other behind the starting line.
Double Scoop: You ready?
Double Scoop: Go! *Runs past starting line*
Sunny: *Gets in front of Double Scoop*
Double Scoop: *Getting close to Sunny*
Sunny: You're not going to catch up to me!
Double Scoop: Save it for when I pass you.
As they began to turn left, Double Scoop passed Sunny.
Sunny: *Shocked, but keeps running*
Double Scoop: *Goes around the entire left turn*
Sunny: you've gotta be kidding me. *Runs faster, but still can't catch up to Double Scoop*
As Double Scoop starting going on the segundo left turn, he decided to sing the song.
Double Scoop: Rising up. Back on my hooves. Disvaslagh, divaslaghla.
Double Scoop: What's the f**king lyrics to this song? I don't know any of them, damnit!
Double Scoop: I just passed, the finish line. I beat my friend Sunny. Now I'm going to keep running nonstop. Until I recreate a scene.
Double Scoop: Yes this, scene is from Rocky when he runs up the stairs, and that's all the way in Fillydelphia.
Double Scoop: I will, not stop running until I get my asno there, and I don't know why I was singing, in the first place.
Double Scoop was running on a treadmill while a green screen showed a bunch of pictures in the background.
Double Scoop: *Running through a field of grass, then the green changes to a forest. The susunod scene on the green screen shows Double Scoop running on the racetrack, so it looks like he's racing himself.
Double Scoop: *Next, he's running on a highway. He's right susunod to a white SUV*
SUV Pony: *Crashes into another car, and the green screen stops moving, so it looks like Double Scoop is running in place*
Double Scoop: *Running on tuktok of a train, then the green screen switches to a river, making it look like Double Scoop is running on water*
Double Scoop: *Looks to the left, and sees that the green screen is not working, so he stops the treadmill, and the song turns off* Come on!! I was supposed to reach Fillydelphia!
Pony: Sorry man. Green screen ain't working.
Double Scoop: Well get it fixed!
The green screen falls down.
Double Scoop: Forget it. Let's get those skits started.
Meanwhile, Double Scoop was starting his segundo attempt on running to Fillydelphia nonstop.
Double Scoop: Here we go.
parang buriko in car: *Passes Double Scoop* Don't stand in the middle of the street.
Double Scoop: Up your asno with a piece of glass.
Double Scoop: Fillydelphia, here I come. *Starts to run*
It was in slow motion for thirteen seconds. When the speed returns to normal, Double Scoop runs past Tom, and Master Sword.
Tom: Where are you heading to Double Scoop?
Double Scoop: Fillydelphia!
Master Sword: Did he say Fillydelphia?
Tom: I hope not. Only an idiot would run to Fillydelphia nonstop.
Double Scoop: *Running in the middle of the street*
Double Scoop ran for days. When the sun shone, he ran. When it was night, he ran. When it was snowing, he ran. If he was on an icy sidewalk, he ran. It took him days to get to Fillydelphia, but he soon made it while running on the side of a highway, but he didn't stop running.
Double Scoop: Now to find that building with the steps on it so I can recreate that scene from Rocky. I won't stop running until I go up them.
Five hours later, Double Scoop reached the Rocky steps.
Double Scoop: Now to run up, and listen very closely to the singer in the song. I thought this was supposed to be an instrumental.
Double Scoop: *Running up the stairs*
Ponies: *Watching Double Scoop*
parang buriko 63: Is he gonna make it?
parang buriko 96: Maybe.
Double Scoop: *Continues running up the stairs*
Stop the song
Double Scoop: *Trips, and falls all the way down to the bottom*
parang buriko 66: *To Double Scoop* Way to go. You ruined the show. I'm not even part of it thankfully.
Double Scoop: What happened to me?
parang buriko 66: Stupid question.
Tom was watching TV with Mortomis.
Tom: So what was this ipakita you wanted to ipakita me?
Mortomis: This ipakita I wanted to ipakita you is a ipakita that shows you a dragon named Albi, and he's actually part of a kid's ipakita that my little brother wanted me to watch, so I'm going to watch it here, and if I like it, I'll watch it with him.
Tom: Is that all Mort?
Mortomis: I think so, yeah.
TV Announcer: We hope you enjoyed the My Little Human special, American Mares.
Tv Announcer: Up susunod is a new episode of Albi The Racist Dragon.
Tom: This is supposed to be a kid's show?
The theme song starts for the show.
Singer: In the marmelada forest.
Singer 2: Forest.
Singer: Between the make believe trees. In a cottage cheese cottage.
Singer: Lives Albi.
Singers: Albi. Albi, the racist dragon.
Narrator: Chapter 6. And so, all the villagers chased Albi the racist dragon into a very cold, and very scary cave. It was so dark, and scary there, that Albi began to cry. Dragon tears, which as we all know, turn into halaya beans.
Narrator: Just then, he felt a tiny hoof on his tail. He turned around, and who should it be? But the badly burned albanian bisiro from the araw before.
Albi: What are you doing here? I thought I killed you yesterday.
Narrator: Grumbled Albi, quite racistly.
Albanian Colt: No. No Albi. You didn't kill me with your dragon flames. I crawled to safety, but I was left very badly disfigured.
Narrator: Laughed the boy.
Audience: We laughed too!
Albanian Colt: Why are you crying Albi?
Albi: Well, all the villagers chased me into this scary cave. I think it's because I'm so racist. Get your hoof off my tail, you'll make it dirty.
Albanian Colt: They didn't chase you hear because of your racism. They chased me here too, and I became all disfigured like this. They just don't like us. Because we're different to them.
Narrator: And at that, Albi cried a single tear that turned into a halaya bean, it had all the mga kulay of the rainbow, and suddenly, Albi wasn't racist anymore.
Singer: So they sat in the cave.
Singer 2: The cave.
Singer: And ate bubblegum pie.
Singer: Albi, the racist.
Albanian Colt: Albi, the racist.
Singer: Albi, the racist..
Albi: Well, not anymore.
The ipakita ends, and Mortomis has a tear come out of his eye.
Tom: *Also has a tear come out of his eye* You're crying over a kid's show.
Mortomis: Yeah, so are you.
The video ends.
Tom: And, that's all we got.
Master Sword: But wait a segundo Tom, this is only part five! We need to keep going until part 6!
Tom: It's been a long time since we heard anything out of them.
Master Sword: Are we going on to part 6, or what?
Tom: Don't worry, we will.
Everypony started leaving Tom's house.
Tom: I hope you enjoyed the video I showed you.
Master Sword: And if you didn't, then f**k you!
Tom: Wait a minute, I almost forgot.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots sidewalk near Tom's hoof*
Tom & Master Sword: *Staring at each other* THE WARNER BROTHERS ASSASSIN!!!!
Saten Twist: I knew he was working for that FBI parang buriko who came here in the black car.
Master Sword: That was Aina!
Saten Twist: Oh. Well, I hope she gets killed sa pamamagitan ng that assassin.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots ground sa pamamagitan ng Saten Twist*
Tom: We gotta hide!! *Runs towards a big tree, and hides behind it*
Saten Twist: *Hiding under the front porch*
Master Sword: *Puts up a sign that says not here*
Tom: Master Sword, hide!
Master Sword: I am. I put up a sign that says not here. The assassin won't shoot at us now.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots sign causing it to fall down*
Master Sword: Why is he shooting at us this time?
Saten Twist: *Comes out of porch* You know what? I'm tired of hiding. *Grabs his chainsaw, and turns it on*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots chainsaw*
The chainsaw stopped working.
Saten Twist: Back to hiding for me.
Saten Twist: *Goes back under the porch*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots his final bullet, then realizes he's out of ammo*
Tom: Hey. He stopped shooting.
Saten Twist: Did he run out of ammo?
Master Sword: I think so.
Warner Brothers Assassin: I'll get you susunod time Tom Foolery! You won't criticize the company I work for in Season 2! Now, time to go sue Walt Disney for having Sonic The Hedgehog in Wreck It Ralph.
Warner Brothers Assassin: We purchased Sonic The Hedgehog, and Disney has no right putting him in that film.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Gets on a bus*
Master Sword: He does realize that he can't change anything about that movie.
Tom: I didn't realize we could hear him from far away.
Saten Twist: Actually, he can make Disney edit out any scenes that have any characters from Sonic The Hedgehog, if they're successful.
Tom: They'll never succeed at suing Dinsey.
Master Sword: It's Disney.
Tom: Them too.
All three of them came out of hiding, and stood in front of the house.
Tom: Thanks for hanging out with us. We'll have madami stuff coming to you in March.
Master Sword & Saten Twist: *Waving good bye*
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.