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posted by mercedes_xoxoxo
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t you wearing shoes” you reply sa pamamagitan ng standing on the table, pointing at him/her and yelling “YOUR KIRA!!!!!!!!!!!”.

7. (Back to normal clothes) Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”

8. Flick pieces of paper around the class.


9. When your teacher tells you to stop, tumawid your arms and say “your racist against paper aren’t you.”

10.Don’t do your Homework.

11. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then smile and sit.

12. When you have a sub, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”

13.During a test, raise your hand and wait for your teacher to walk over to you. Then when they whisper, “what do you need help on?” you smirk and whisper “I know what you did last summer” XD (A/n: gets them every time!!!!)

14. Wear your Sasuke costume to school.

15.When he/she stares at you, say “I know what your thinking, but this symbol on my back does not mean I’m a pokemon,”

16. 5 minutos after saying that throw a poke ball at your teachers head and scream “ GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!!!!!!”

16. Accuse him/her of being Itachi Uchiha. Then give them a paranoid, bloodthirsty look.

17. (Back in normal clothes) hand kendi out to everyone then walk up to your teacher and say “HA! None for you =P that’s payback for that F!” >D

18. Be Tardy. When your teacher asks why you were late say “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. :D

19. When turning in a paper, write this paper will self destruct in 5 segundos and the bottom.


20. When you leave the class bow and say “May the force be with you, young one.”

21. ipakita up to class (now they got to do their job XD SUCKERS!)

22. Everytime the PA comes on act surprised and scream “NO NOT THE VOICES AGAIN! MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!!”

23. Every time the morning announcements start look around the rooms ceiling and say “GOD? It that you?!?!”

24. Whisper to the person susunod to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”

25. When its time for the pledge of allegiance, while everyone says it, yell out walang tiyak na layunin things (Pickle, pepto bismol, abortion, cow, etc.) and mess everyone up.

26. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.

27. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the teachers lounge.

28. During an exam, act like you need help really badly. (wave to the teacher, say psssst a lot, jump in your seat, act like your trying to land a plane etc.)

29. When you graduate, hug your teacher and say, “I’M GONNA MISS YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

30. When you’re an adult, look up your old teacher in a phone book. Then go to their house in the middle of the night. Sneak up sa pamamagitan ng their bed, Give him/her a twisted and demented look and say “Heh….I’m back….MUAHAHAHA!”

31.Everytime she/he says 'who' correct her to say 'whom' even if its incorrect

32.Speak like Yoda

33.Correct her/him whenever she says 'good' instead of 'well'

34.Speak and write only in Pig Latin - claim it is your native language

35.Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says

36.Come late to class in a Spider-Man cosume, say there was "a disturbance"

37.Ask if why she asks tanong if she "supposedly" knows the answer.

38.Tell her you know shakespeare personally, and her/his interpretations are wrong

39.when the teacher turns to write on the board, throw paper or rubbers at them

40.When the teacher says to “take a seat”, you answer “take it where”.

41.When the teacher calls your name at roll call, you answer “Absent

42.If you so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.

43.Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it

44.Fold your homework into a paper airplane and fly it to the teacher’s desk. Extra points if it hits the teachers head

45.Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one or two points higher than it actually is.

46.Use crayon for important assignments

47.When possible, eat pagkain in class. Loud, crunchy food

48.Write so small on your paper that the teacher can barely read it.

49.Blurt out the sagot to the teachers questions

50.Raise your hand. When the teacher calls on you, look innocent and say “I was just stretching”.

51.. When the teacher says “Pay attention please” reply “how much should I pay?”

52.Right after the teacher gives directions say “huh”.

i got a lot of these from jus copyinqq +& pastinqq so dont give mehh alL the credit!!
posted by ilovepenguins
1) If pag-ibig is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should you believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that Aso pag-ibig to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at you if you blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a puno falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the pentagon were...
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•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a kaserol

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole pato

•    All foam, no beer...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
•    Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

•    Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

•    At stop lights, eye the person in the susunod car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

•    Two words: Chicken suit.

•    Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The madami it looks like blood, the better.

•    Stop at the green lights.

•    Go at the red ones.

•    Occasionally...
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posted by Rock_n_Roll671
Okay, I;m not saying you should ACTUALLY do this, but if u want to, u can, and put in the comments which ones you're going to try out.
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1. When you're getting a drink of water at the water fountain, and he passes by, get a handfull of water and throw it at the crotch of his pants, and then yell, "HE PEED HIS PANTS!"

2. Run underwear up a flagpoll, solute, and when your princible scolds you, say, "You're just saying that cuz you hate America."

3. When you go to the princible's office, and when he asks why you were sent, say, "I wrote that you sucked...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited sa pamamagitan ng mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah panghimagas and traveled sa pamamagitan ng Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an mansanas tree. One of their children,Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened tinapay which is tinapay made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He...
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posted by Alexyss_Cullen
You came into my life as an unknown face
Not ever knowing our friendship,
I would one araw embrace
As I wonder Through My thoughts and memories of u,
It Brings many Big Smiles and laughter so true

I pag-ibig the special bond that we beutifully share,
I pag-ibig the way you ipakita u really care,
Our Friendship means the aboslute world to me
I only hope this is somthin i can make u see,
Not hear

Thank u for opening ur mind and soul,
I will do all i can to help heal,
ur hearts little wholes
Remember ur secrets are forever ligtas within me,
I will keep them under the tightest lock & key

Always Remember..If ur ever in...
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1)At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?

3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4)At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer mantikilya Masala" dish good?...
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xD... I found that alot of ppl are posting these ^^

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down yer pants as you can and then start dancing

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Everytime they say your name jump up and down rub yer stomach and pat your head.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear...
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* kahel Lavaburst
* melokoton (no longer produced)
* Poppin' kulay-rosas Lemonade
* presa Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* kendi mansanas cooler


[edit] Hi-C Blast

* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* prutas Pow
* prutas Punch
* Orange
* kahel Supernova
* kulay-rosas Lemonade
* prambuwesas Kiwi
* Strawberry
* presa Kiwi
* Wild Berry

[edit] Hi-C maasim Blast

* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES

hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Did you really have to leave?
Without saying goodbye
Leaving me in tears
Wondering why?

I was really hoping
to be madami than a friend
But for some strange reason
My plan had to end

As I recalled
That very special araw
I was thinking "hey!
What did he have to say?"

During that araw
there was lots to be sinabi
And I realized that
It all went in my head

When you sinabi "I pag-ibig you"
I sinabi "I pag-ibig you too"
But now I'm just questioning
Was it ever true?
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I promised to be your friend.
Always and Forever.
Never had I thought
We would be madami
What if I did...
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10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
9) ilipat everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elepante weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While...
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10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our mga kaibigan and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if you sometimes feel sad or depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to you sorry, but if your in any other country, then you still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When you think of tsokolate everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. If using a touch-tone, press walang tiyak na layunin numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their tanong with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...
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1. "Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

3. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

4. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

5. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

6. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

7. "Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

8. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching telebisyon sa pamamagitan ng candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find telebisyon very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...
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WELDONE!

YOU HAVE FAILED TO IGNORE THIS MESSAGE TO YOU - THE PERSON WHO FAILED!

dear fellow fanpop failures...

i have failed to bring you the news of fail blog sooner...

some of you may know but the rest of you probabley fail to know what im talking about. well fail blog is the brand new fail site. it's stuffed full of posts of your araw to araw FAILS. it does have the occasional win... there are the most walang tiyak na layunin posts of failed litrato shots of failures posted sa pamamagitan ng dedicated failed fail-er fail finders some are plain stupid but it won't fail to make you laugh! you can take failed pictures your self...
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Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other artikulo like this so here's another one.I hope you enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks sa pamamagitan ng (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a tsaa party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals sa pamamagitan ng say "would you like to sumali us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the kulay-rosas fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good or I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
posted by xxXsk8trXxx
1. Go to a Miley Cyrus konsiyerto with an obsessed Twilight Fangirl, and go up on stage with her in the middle of the konsiyerto and talk about Edward Cullen (fangirl or not). Make sure you both wear My Chemical Romance T-Shirts.

2. Make a gossip magazine write about a Joe Jonas and Robert Patterson scandal.

3. Tell Selena Gomez or Demi Lovato that they're bad role models.

4. Diss Selena Gomez's fasion style.

5. Bring Marilyn Manson and Gene Simmons (both with makeup) to the set of Sonny With A Chance.

6. Compare Joe Jonas's dyaket in "Burnin Up" and a The Black Parade jacket. Farmiliar?

7. Morph Miley...
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ipakita this to your math teacher, and tell me what his/her reaction is! ^_^

Pi = 3.
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"ATTENTION TDI AND TDA FANS!!!! GUESS WAT... FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION EPISODE 14 IS COMING OUT IN 3WEEKS!!!!!!! I REPEAT 3 WEEKS!!!! OMIGOSH THIS IS BIG NEWS THE EXACT petsa IS: September 1, 2009 in both canada and the usa every1 should watch!!!!!!"
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