Five easy ways that lemons can kill you. (some of these are ironic, but if you think about it, sometimes they can happen!!!)
1. A limon is lying on the tuktok step, and you are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. segundos later you land on your ass, and susunod you are in the hospital with a severe concussion.
2. A limon is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the limon that was created sa pamamagitan ng your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the limon into her concoction. susunod few days you suffer from unhappy stomach pains and you are diagnosed with stomach flu.
3. Amazingly, your room is moved near the kitchen, and the bowl of prutas is closest to your room, which is filled with lemons. Late at night, you wouldn't believe, but you SWORE you saw a shadow of a limon outside of your room, right where the knives would be. You go to investigate...and there is a kutsilyo susunod to the non-moving lemon. What does this mean? It might be too dramatic to place on here...but you can figure it out.
4. Sometimes, we mistake things the wrong way. Which is why when you go to the nearest aquarium, try not to mistake the blowfish with the limon you have at tahanan that your sister put pencil points all over. And try not to eat that limon either, otherwise....well, lead poisoning is low on the chart of popularity deaths.
5. Keep the limon away from your face when you open it. They like to be extremely maasim that you are exposing them too much near the apples, so they squirt at you for doing the deed. Now you know why most apples found near lemons are red.
Hope these amused you. Some of these are true, some are false. This was just for entertainment. Hopefully this was one of those 'lmao' moments. :)
1. A limon is lying on the tuktok step, and you are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. segundos later you land on your ass, and susunod you are in the hospital with a severe concussion.
2. A limon is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the limon that was created sa pamamagitan ng your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the limon into her concoction. susunod few days you suffer from unhappy stomach pains and you are diagnosed with stomach flu.
3. Amazingly, your room is moved near the kitchen, and the bowl of prutas is closest to your room, which is filled with lemons. Late at night, you wouldn't believe, but you SWORE you saw a shadow of a limon outside of your room, right where the knives would be. You go to investigate...and there is a kutsilyo susunod to the non-moving lemon. What does this mean? It might be too dramatic to place on here...but you can figure it out.
4. Sometimes, we mistake things the wrong way. Which is why when you go to the nearest aquarium, try not to mistake the blowfish with the limon you have at tahanan that your sister put pencil points all over. And try not to eat that limon either, otherwise....well, lead poisoning is low on the chart of popularity deaths.
5. Keep the limon away from your face when you open it. They like to be extremely maasim that you are exposing them too much near the apples, so they squirt at you for doing the deed. Now you know why most apples found near lemons are red.
Hope these amused you. Some of these are true, some are false. This was just for entertainment. Hopefully this was one of those 'lmao' moments. :)
I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.
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Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if you ever, one araw decide to call me that. If you think I'm insane, run away, because you are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too You a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. You think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.
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